Oct. 10th, 2028 08:27 pm
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the chronicles of narnia.

Peter/Edmund, R.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
Edmund and the ways he has committed the Seven Deadly Sins.

memory box.
Peter/Edmund, hard R.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
Edmund finds a box Peter keeps under his bed, and from it, learns a lot of things he didn't know about his brother, and remembers a lot of things he had forgotten.


after the bars turn out their lights.
Will/Skandar (& Georgie/Will P.), PG-13.

When The Voyage of the Dawn Treader begins filming, everything changes.

behind glass.
Anna/Georgie, NC-17.
Warnings: Georgie is 15.
It's no good trying to deny this attraction. She's spent several months doing that, now, and she was actually getting pretty good at it, but then Georgie started taking off her clothes only a wall away and Anna's imagination has started working overtime.

coming out of the closet-slash-wardrobe.
Will/Skandar, PG.

Will comes out to his castmates.

correspondence. one, two, three, & four.
Will/Skandar, PG-13.

A series of letters/emails/texts exchanged between Will and Skandar while Skandar is away filming Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

do it like a brother (do it like a dude).
Anna/Georgie, NC-17.
Warning: strap-on sex.
Lesbian!Georgie in a suit, seducing Anna at a premiere. "Anna's having a sexuality crisis," Skandar informs Will. "She wants some girl-on-girl action."

drabble meme #1.
Will/Skandar, Will/Skandar/Ben, & Will/Ben, PG-13.

drabble meme #2.
Ben/Georgie, Will/Skandar, Anna/Georgie, Ben/Anna, Skandar/Will P, & gen, PG-13.
Warnings: BDSM, voyeurism, vampirism.

exercise the lines.
Will/Skandar/Anna, NC-17.
Warnings: double penetration.
Prompt: Double penetration, whereas it is mentioned how Will and Skan feel each other's cocks while doing it to Anna.

four times william moseley regretted kissing his co-stars, and one time he didn't.
Will/Anna, Will/Tilda, Will/Ben, Will/James, & Will/Skandar, PG.

Maybe he's wanted Skandar all along, or maybe it's new. It's hard to tell, and maybe it doesn't matter.

five times skandar saw ben and anna kissing.
Ben/Skandar/Anna, NC-17.
Warnings: voyeurism.
The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. After that, he seems to make a bit of a habit of it.

gleaming like mother of pearl.
Ben/Georgie, NC-17.
Warnings: sexual activity in a semi-public (but deserted!) place, and Georgie is 15.
And, despite the fact that he can feel the warmth of her through the fabric, despite the fact that he's standing in the corridor of a hotel with his hand between a fifteen year old's legs, he finds himself laughing. Because only Georgie would wear Wonder Woman knickers under a gown like that, to a royal movie premiere.

hearts collide.
Will/Skandar, PG-13.

Will and Skandar sneak off together at the NMAs.

'imagine your polyship' ficlets
Various combinations of Ben/Will/Anna/Skandar/Will P./Georgie, PG.
Could mostly be seen as platonic?
Just four silly little ficlets inspired by the Tumblr imagineyourpolyship.

keep me fed, keep me watered.
Will/Skandar, NC-17.
Warnings: dark and angsty, hints of d/s.
Pimp!Will and rentboy!Skandar. PWP.

milk and molasses.
Anna/Georgie, & unrequited Anna/Will, R.

A quick calculation tells her it's been roughly six months since they last saw each other. A slower, more detailed one, worked out later with the help of her diary, gives her closer to seven plus a week.

no catch, no beat.
Will/Skandar/Ben, NC-17.

There is no time for reflection between countries.

nothing but blisters.
Anna/Georgie/Will, hard R.
Warnings: Georgie is 15 and there is a lot of focus on the underage aspect.
She wants them to remind her what they are, what they all are. She thinks of growing up with them always by her side, looking after her, and she wants that.

one of us. one, two, three, & four.
Skandar/Georgie/Will P., hard R.
Warnings: semi-explicit underage sex (Georgie is fourteen) and drug use.
There's just something about them—something that makes him want to do whatever they ask, something that makes him want to be their friend.

permanently black & blue (for you).
Ben/Skandar, NC-17.
Warnings: accidental (and a little bit of purposeful) violence.
Skandar looks a little wide-eyed. "God," he says, "this is stupid. We don't seem to be able to come into physical contact anymore without causing each other serious damage."

pull it tight, see the light.
Ben/Georgie, NC-17.
Warning: bondage.
He thought if Georgie were completely in control, he wouldn't feel guilty about being with her. Some twisted logic along the lines that if it all comes from Georgie, he's not to blame. But lying here, tied to her bed with a stuffed panda looking at him reproachfully, he still feels pretty guilty.

Will/Skandar, NC-17.
Warning: the most tame bondage ever.
While helping Will move into his new flat, Skandar decides to find something 'useful' to do with the many scarves Will owns.

this ain't seaworld.
Georgie/Will P. & implied Will/Skandar, PG-13.

They're on a boat, motherfucker.

the nervous system.
Will/Skandar, R.

Will helps Skandar study for his GCSEs, in a slightly unconventional manner.

the night starts here. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, & eight.
Will/Skandar/Anna, NC-17. WORK IN PROGRESS.

Weirdly, this whole thing is rather exciting. It's awkward and embarrassing and potentially career-ruining, but it's sort of fun at the same time. He's been close to the two of them for ages, of course, but there's something really thrilling about getting to know them all over again in this completely new and different way. And if they come across obstacles—well, that's just part of the journey.

the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Ben/Georgie, PG-13.
Warning: Georgie is fourteen.
Ben has always been like an older brother to her, just like Will, and she never could have imagined even seeing him this way—let alone having this reaction to it. She would have, perhaps, expected to have felt somewhat revolted, as though she had just stumbled across a nude family member by mistake. But it's not like that. It's not like that at all.

to stay the way it's been.
Ben/Will/Skandar/Anna/Georgie, NC-17.
Warning: orgy?
This is the point of no return, really, he realises. The point where he can no longer blame everything on champagne.

umbrellas in london. one & two.
Skandar/Anna, R. Bonus fanmix!

With a little editing, this could be the basis of one of those French films that Will gets all moony-eyed over. (Skandar's never understood quite why—he doesn't have the patience that subtitles require.)

wear you out.
Will/Skandar, NC-17.

What did Will get Skandar for his 17th? A striptease, a lapdance, and a blowjob.

why people should give georgie a lot more credit.
Will/Skandar, PG.

Will has promised himself he's going to tell Skandar how he feels tonight. And he really is. No matter what obstacles get in his way, or however many of them there are.

you still give me goosebumps.
Skandar/Tilda, (very) hard R.
Warnings: giant age gap, sexual activity in a semi-public (but deserted!) place.
Her expression is challenging, and at once, he hates her and adores her, can't tell if he wants to make her come because he loves her or just to prove that he can.

criminal minds.

dark red bloodstreams.
Spencer Reid/Nathan Harris, R.
Warnings: mentions of attempted suicide, self-injury, and drug use.
A ficmix. Reid just wants to look after him. Wants to make things better. It almost doesn't matter that he can't.

evil has never loved you as i do.
Spencer Reid/Nathan Harris, Spencer Reid/Aaron Hotchner, PG-13.
Warnings: discussion of murder (not graphic) and drug withdrawal.
Three years since Nathan Harris first entered the BAU's lives, he's back, a suspect once again. But this time, it seems he really is the unsub.

like vast cracked ice.
Spencer Reid/Nathan Harris, NC-17.
Warnings: bloodplay with a potential murderer, dangerous things without a safeword, could be seen as dub-con in some parts.
It makes a strange sort of sense in Reid's mind—giving Nathan a way to express his urges in a controlled environment—but he knows it's not sensible, knows that at best he's just prolonging the inevitable and at worst, giving Nathan an even stronger appetite for something he's lusted after for years. And there's nothing to say he'll stop at this.


hypothetically, i guess.
Matthew Gray Gubler/Anton Yelchin/Kat Dennings, NC-17.
Warnings: Anton is 17, Matthew 26.
"Gubler. Asking if he's a good kisser crosses over from 'paranoid jealous boyfriend' right into 'mancrush on your co-star'. Just so you know."

disney. (all rpf.)

handful of kaleidoscopes.
Joe Jonas/The Veronicas, NC-17.
Warnings: pegging, d/s, mild bloodplay & a bit of twincest.
Pretty much PWP!

melt like gold.
Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez, NC-17.
Warnings: sex toys, the girls are sixteen.
Prompt: strap-on sex. Demi wears.

the shape your faces make.
Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas, Caleb Followill/Nathan Followill (Kings of Leon), R.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
He wants to understand where everything went wrong for them, because some part of him is scared to death it's going to be the same for him and his brothers too.

too young to feel this old.
Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas, PG-13.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
Some days, Nick Jonas feels like a slow burn, a bomb waiting to go off.


a cracked smile and a silent shout.
Peter/Claire, PG-13.
Warnings: uncle/niece incest.
A ficmix. She keeps herself strong with the thought that neither of them will be able to resist forever.

this is why.
Nathan/Peter/Claire, hard R.
Warnings: brother/brother, uncle/niece and (a bit of) father/daughter incest, Claire is sixteen.
Later in their lives, they will be lying in bed, Claire between them, and the ambiguity will make it difficult when she asks them, stuttering and shy, to explain to her their story.

(you come in) burned.
Nathan/Peter, NC-17.
Warnings: brother/brother incest, Peter is sixteen.
He's let it in, now. He's opened the box, he's started the fire. And no matter what he does, he knows he's never going to be able to shut it out again.


exploding international.
Adrian/Milo (some Milo/Hayden), PG.

He isn't jealous, he tells himself. That would be ridiculous.

the kills/the dead weather. (all rpf.)

drabble meme #3.
Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince, Alison Mosshart/Noel Fielding, Alison Mosshart/Jack White, Alison Mosshart/Kate Moss, Kate Moss/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand, Alison Mosshart/Kate Moss/Noel Fielding, everyone/everyone, various ratings up to NC-17.
Warnings: violence, rough sex, crack.

just grew there wild.
Alison Mosshart/Jack White and Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince (plus others), hard R.
Warnings: cousin/cousin incest, twincest if you squint, and age difference.
An AU in which Jack and Meg are twins, Dean and LJ are their brothers, Alison is their cousin who spends the summers with them, and Kate and Karen are sisters who live next door. (And Jamie is still just Jamie.)

not falling together.
Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince (plus many others), hard R.
Warnings: violence (occasionally during sex), drug use, and infidelity.
It used to be just the two of them in this tiny room, and now they're letting others in. It feels like they're coming apart at the seams, and Alison doesn't know how to fix it.

signal when you want me (when you want me to stop).
Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince, hard R.
Warnings: BDSM, sexualised violence.
They maintain a difficult balance, taunt temptation like they're playing with fire. They let out just enough of that tension to be able to live with each other, and then they put the lid right back on it, lock it away and let it build and build until once again, they're bursting at the seams with it.

take your coat off and make a mess of me.
Alison Mosshart/Jack White, NC-17.
Warnings: light bondage, breathplay, angry!sex.
Her hair's still damp with sweat, and her t-shirt's soaked too from the show, and maybe to another man she would seem disgusting, but this is how he likes her best—when she's still Baby Ruthless, high from performing, fierce and bold and demanding. A woman you have to restrain.

little miss sunshine.

a spectacularly bad idea.
Frank/Dwayne, PG-13.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest.
Dwayne has never been drunk, and Frank feels sorry for him. The two of them decide to make Dwayne's 'first time being drunk' a good one.

Frank/Dwayne, R.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest.
A relationship that's lasted five years, and there's still something missing, something they both need to make things feel complete.

do what you love.
Frank/Dwayne, NC-17.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest, Dwayne is fifteen.
Just another Frank-and-Dwayne-getting-together fic, basically.

frank's coming out story.
Frank/paperboy, NC-17.

Frank and Sheryl both have a crush on the paperboy. But Frank is the one that gets him in the end.

giving in.
Frank/Dwayne, NC-17.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest, Dwayne being fifteen, self-injury triggers, & orgasm denial.
Frank and Dwayne are alone before Olive’s show, and there are a few confessions to make.

green-eyed monster.
Frank/Dwayne, R.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest.
Dwayne gets a boyfriend and Frank gets jealous.

if a little dreaming is dangerous...
Frank/Dwayne, PG-13.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest.
Frank has insomnia, and he watches Dwayne sleep. Dwayne seems to be having some pretty interesting dreams, and one night Frank asks him about it.

Frank/Dwayne, NC-17.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest, Dwayne is fifteen.
Dwayne wins a lollipop at the school fair and Frank is finding it a little too distracting.

passing the time.
Frank/Dwayne, NC-17.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest, Dwayne is fifteen.
Dwayne and Frank wait in the van as the rest of the family gets ready to go out. They manage to find a way to amuse themselves.

roses bloom in your dirty room.
Frank/Dwayne, NC-17.
Warnings for uncle/nephew incest, cross-dressing, & Dwayne being fifteen.
Dwayne experiments with cross-dressing.

squirt gun.
Frank/Dwayne, PG.
Warnings: uncle/nephew incest.
Olive has a new toy and keeps using it at the most inopportune moments, not leaving Frank and Dwayne any time alone.

the mighty boosh.

the colour of you.
Anthrax/Ebola, NC-17.
Warnings: biting, scratching, waxplay.
Prompt: Anthrax / Ebola, not impressed with Howard and Vince, go home get it on themselves. Biting with the fangs and scratching and possibly in their dark flat they have candles = hot wax?


a pornographic autobiography in nine parts.
Sue Denim/Dee Plume, Noel Fielding/Chris Corner, NC-17.

"Do you remember when this first started?"

scissors made of glitter.
Noel Fielding/Simon Amstell, NC-17.

"You said you wanted to see me after," Noel reminds him, with a twinkle in his eye.

the story of how noel and russell failed to get off with each other several times (but managed it eventually).
Noel Fielding/Russell Brand (some Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt), NC-17.

"Me! Russell Brand! Casanova, philanderer, Shagger of the Year 2006," he throws his arms down over the sheets in frustration before finishing his sentence with another sigh, "and I can't even get a fuckin' stiffy."

threeway, freeway, wanna be a sailor?
Noel Fielding/Dee Plume/Sue Denim, NC-17.

She feels her shoulder bump against the wall, and she feels the heat from their bodies as Noel and Dee pull her between them.

one direction. (all rpf.)

all full up with your love.
Liam/Louis, Harry/Louis, OT5 of the Liam/everyone variety, NC-17.
Warnings: gangbang, overstimulation, unprotected sex. And just to be safe, there are some bits of this that might seem slightly dubcon. (It isn't actually dubcon but there are a couple of parts that could come across that way and be triggering.)
Basically, Liam is sad after he and Danielle break up and Louis decides to fix it with sex. "Is no one going to say it? I feel like someone should say it," says Harry thoughtfully, and then adds, "we're gonna gangbang you, Liam."

all wound up and short on time.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: public humiliation.
He can never get enough of the effect he has on Harry, it's addictive, and this is just taking it to a whole new level. Maybe it's partly the idea that all these people are watching, seeing just how skilfully Louis can work Harry into a total frenzy with the tiniest things.

as loud as lions.
Harry/Louis, PG-13.
Warnings: references to homophobia and gay slurs.
Every few seconds there's a blinding camera flash, and it's overwhelming even for Harry so he can't imagine how Louis feels. All he can do is hold his hand, tight, like they've never been allowed to in public before, and let all these middle-aged men with their zoom lenses get a good long look.

could make your whole world sweet.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: D/s dynamic.
This is what he likes best, just making Louis happy, attending to his needs.

give it to me like i want it.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.

Harry is overwhelmed by Louis's size and after being fucked by him, he just can't stop wanting to have him inside of him at every opportunity.

horizontal like a quarter to three.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: rough sex, unprotected sex, facefucking, breathplay, comeplay (including a facial), rimming, some pretty serious overstimulation, and a very brief mention of spanking. (Also Harry is seventeen.)
The worst part is that Louis just wants to get really rough with him. He's wanted it right from the start, and it doesn't make sense, because Harry's always been so gentle and understanding and sweet, and yet all Louis wants to do is fuck him up.

it's you i want to take apart.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: cross-dressing (make-up and underwear), facial, unprotected sex, mentions of bullying.
He will readily admit that he likes to make Harry squirm sometimes, but this actually isn't about that—he just wants to help him get past whatever issue he has here. (And, okay, he also really wants to see what Harry would look like with lipstick on, because he bets it would be really pretty.)

leave you drowning until you reach for my hand.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: D/s, rough sex, overstimulation, spanking, facials, facefucking, unprotected sex, bondage, face-slapping, and humiliation. Under-negotiated BDSM which leads to the discovery of limits. (But everything is all right in the end!)
If Louis told him to do something that he really didn't want to do, it would be different, but Louis's never done that, never asked anything of Harry that he couldn't handle. Except—except maybe this; to obey him without praise, reward, approval, or even mere acknowledgement.

might like you better if we slept together.
Liam/Harry, NC-17.
Warnings: slightly rough sex and a little bit of comeplay.
Liam is one of those people who seem to be able to handle everything, so Harry likes finding the cracks in his armour and poking at them. It's satisfying somehow, making him vulnerable.

move like cagey tigers.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: kitty ears (though not full-on animal play) and unprotected sex.
The thing is, Louis does look really cute with the ears on. It probably has something to do with his whole outfit, the polka-dot braces and rolled-up shirt sleeves. Even so, Harry doesn't think it should be quite as attractive as it is.

rock hard like a cinder block.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: suspenders/braces!kink, struggle for dominance, fairly tame bondage and a little bit of pain!kink.
Whenever Louis wears them onstage, it's like a physical struggle for Harry not to just stare at him and drool the whole concert, and it's mean, really, because that's a challenge at the best of times.

slippage and settlement.
Harry/Louis with OT5 undertones, NC-17 and R.
Warnings: exhibitionism/open voyeurism.
Harry and Louis have sex in front of the others. It shouldn't be like this. They shouldn't be so comfortable with each other that something like this is allowed to happen without anyone completely freaking out. That has to be a sign that they've all gotten too close, that they need some time apart.

so soft it twirls.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: hair!kink and D/s.
Maybe it has something to do with how pretty Harry's hair is, how it's basically his trademark, the way people distinguish between Harry and the others if they don't know the band that well. And it's something Louis has always loved in such an innocent way, and there's something about making it sexual that feels dirty and wrong in a way that really gets him off.

someone who knows how to ride.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: D/s, unprotected sex, hair-pulling, really mild breathplay and comeplay.
"You could just fuck me," says Louis almost conversationally. He's moving at a leisurely sort of pace, just gently rocking back and forth now, tiny movements that drive Harry mad. "Could just grab hold of me, make me bounce on your dick like you want. But you're not gonna do that, are you?"

state of flux.
One Direction/OFC with OT5 undertones (particular focus on Harry/Louis and Zayn/Liam), NC-17.
Warnings: group sex and a bit of exhibitionism/open voyeurism.
This girl has brought to light something none of them has ever really questioned before, something about their claustrophobic closeness that has always made people curious for reasons they never understood. Maybe they just assumed it was normal, in their own private, confusing little five-person world, but—maybe it's not.

the hunger in my heart.
Harry/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: sexual activity in the same room as sleeping people.
Harry and Louis fall for each other during The X Factor and have difficulty doing anything about it. It feels like it's written on Harry's forehead, if he's honest, and sometimes it's hard to care—sometimes, when Louis's lips travel from his mouth to his cheek to his ear, Harry's knees go weak, and he wants to tell the whole fucking world how that feels, how amazing and scary and fantastic it is for someone to have that hold over you. It doesn't feel like the kind of thing that should have to be kept secret.

that boy's got my heart in a silver cage.
Harry/Louis, (very) hard R.
Warnings: D/s and slight humiliation!kink.
The whole thing is addictive somehow, and not just because of the way that it makes Louis feel, like Harry is his and he'll do anything he says—but because of the way Harry reacts to it, even in public, twisting in his seat and tripping over his words and once even briefly hiding his face in Louis's shoulder because he's so flustered, causing the girls in the audience to squeal and shout.

'til there's no one left to hound you.
Harry/Louis, PG.

Harry and Louis's relationship from Liam's point of view, as management cracks down on them and hiding gets harder. Liam doesn't know what it is that makes them so special, and he's scared sometimes, so scared, that it will glow too hot one day and simply burn out.

to the extent that it's absurd.
gen, G.

Everybody already looks at them like they're animals in a zoo anyway, Louis says—might as well give them something to stare at.

with the hope that you would tame me.
Liam/Louis, NC-17.
Warnings: pain!kink, D/s, and a little bit of blood. Pain used as a coping mechanism. Liam is seventeen.
Once, on a dull night off, Liam tries asking Google on a whim. He stares at the blinking cursor in the search bar for a while, trying to figure out how to phrase it, because something tells him "why does my mate like it when I hit him" won't bring up a lot of helpful results.

the royal family. (all rpf.)

dirty harry.
Prince William/Prince Harry, NC-17.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
William can't resist Harry when he's all muddy and sweaty after a football game, and Harry has a sneaking suspicion it's got something to do with the striped kneesocks he wears when he plays.

feeling better.
Prince William/Prince Harry, PG.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
A quick fic about Harry's return home.

the way you move.
Prince William/Prince Harry, PG.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
During the after-party of the Diana concert, Harry confronts William about his 'getting back together' with Kate.

you climb it up or you cut it down (this is your family tree).
Prince William/Prince Harry, PG-13.
Warnings: brother/brother incest, infidelity.
"It'll be different, you know," William had said, "when I marry."


1st generation.

absolutely nothing.
Tony/Effy, PG-13.
Warnings: brother/sister incest & drug use.
While their Dad's away and their Mum's out of her head, the Stonem siblings have to fend for themselves, and there's still one more aspect of Tony's life that hasn't quite gone back to how it was before.

bright blue saturday.
Cassie/Tony, NC-17.

Cassie helps Tony somewhat with his 'downstairs problem', but neither of them expect anything more than just sex.

Cassie/Effy, NC-17.
Warnings: drug use, & references to eating disorders and self-harm.
Effy’s sent to a mental hospital for her pyromania. Cassie is her roommate.

Michelle/Effy, hard R.
Warnings: drug use & sex in a crowded room.
Tony's been asleep for two months and three days now—she can't wait around forever. She's got to have fun.

handling her.
Cassie/Tony, R.

Tony was just saving Sid the trouble of a messy, difficult relationship with a girl far too complicated for him.

like a sister and a brother.
Tony/Effy, R.
Warnings: brother/sister incest.
Fun, in a sick sort of way. That's the only way their relationship can be described. They're in love, sure, have been since before Effy even hit puberty, and they're never going to feel this way about anybody else, but they can't deny they get a kick out of the taboo.

love shapes.
Tony/Sid, Tony/Michelle, Cassie/Michelle, Cassie/Sid, R.

Tony loves Michelle loves Cassie loves Sid loves Michelle loves Tony loves Sid. This is far more complicated than a love triangle.

national coming out day.
Mostly gen, mentions of Effy/Julie and Cassie/Effy, PG.

Effy comes out to her brother.

no big deal.
Tony/Sid, NC-17.

Sid sleeps over at Tony's after they come back from the hospital in 'Effy'.

the calm before the storm.
Chris/Maxxie, NC-17.

Chris needs shelter, not to mention dry clothes, during a storm. Maxxie is happy to help, and Chris shows his appreciation in a slightly unexpected way.

the first five times.
Tony/Effy, NC-17.
Warnings: brother/sister incest.
The first five times Tony and Effy slept together.

the problem of sid's virginity.
Effy/Sid, NC-17.

Sid goes round to visit Tony after he comes out of the hospital, and when Effy answers the door, he gets a little more than he bargained for.

the puppet.
Tony/Effy, PG.
Warnings: brother/sister incest.
Effy is the only person Tony cannot control, and it's because she is the one that controls him, whether she knows it or not.

twisted cinema.
Tony/Effy, R.
Warnings: brother/sister incest.
Tony is haunted by that night when Effy passed out, but the story does not go the way he tells it. There are some things he will keep secret forever.

2nd generation.

Cook/Freddie/Effy, NC-17.
Warnings: drug use.
He's prepared to fucking beat Cook black and blue if that's what it takes. He knows the other boy's stronger but he also knows he's the one who wants Effy the most, and he'll give it the best he's got. If he has to.

everything worth it hurts a little bit.
Freddie/Effy/Tony, NC-17.
Warnings: incest & open voyeurism.
Prompt: Tony plays matchmaker and then gets off while watching.

Tony/Effy, R.
Warnings: brother/sister incest & drug use.
A kind of 'missing scene' from 3x07 in which Tony comes home to visit Effy before JJ turns up.

passion is accurate.
Effy/Emily, NC-17.

Prompt: "She doesn't know what she wants, Ems. But I do."

Cook/Freddie, NC-17.
Warnings: breathplay.
Prompt: Breathplay, starts with a fight, one of them puts their hand on the other's throat and notices how turned on they get.

to fuck and fight.
Cook/Freddie, NC-17.
Warnings: underage sex, violence, drug use, STDs, misogyny, occasional grossness in general.
Making people moan and writhe is kind of the only thing he knows how to do.

when the colours start to run.
Emily/Katie, NC-17.
Warnings: sister/sister incest & semi-public sex.
Prompt: Both hopped up on drugs at a club, mutual masturbation, groping, grinding, sweaty, hard and fast. Bonus points if you could throw in a risk of getting caught kind of deal.


the cock of a rifle, a memory in the dark.
Silas/Shane, NC-17.
Warnings: brother/brother incest, Shane being 15, and sex near sleeping people?
Silas says, "Y-yeah," because—well, fuck knows why, because apparently it's impossible to be a morally decent Botwin and because right now he's pretty sure he might die if somebody doesn't touch his dick.

fighting fire with firewood.
Silas/Nancy, hard R.
Warnings: mother/son incest, angry!sex.
He doesn't pretend that she's anybody else. There wouldn't be any point. It makes his stomach twist, but he needs it. He's needed it for a long time. A physical expulsion of everything that he feels for her, all of it; the hatred and resentment, love and want. In that sense it feels fucking incredible, but in every other, it's the worst thing in the world.


Charles/Camilla (The Secret History by Donna Tartt), PG-13.
Warnings: brother/sister incest.
A look at Charles and Camilla's relationship, past and future.

craig dean and his thoughts on intimacy.
John Paul/Craig (Hollyoaks), NC-17.

What we didn't see tonight (Wed 6th June on E4). Craig's thoughts.

five times drake and josh kissed.
Drake/Josh (Drake & Josh), R.
Warnings: stepsibling-cest.
See title.

Craig/Eric with background Drake/Josh (Drake & Josh), PG-13.
Warnings: stepsibling-cest.
Craig discovers he has a crush on his best friend, but has no clue what to do about it.

it's never been like that.
Rhys/Josh, mentions of Rhys/Beth (Hollyoaks), R.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
Rhys and Josh begin to use each other as a coping mechanism while Hannah is in hospital. Unfortunately, it means more to one than it does to the other.

just enough to ease the bite.
Deb/Michael Angelo (Dexter), hard R.
Warnings: sex in a tattoo studio, shortly after tattooing has taken place??
Basically, it's like this: considering how many times she's had to give herself little pep talks about how fucking epically strong she is, it just makes sense at this point to get a permanent reminder etched into her skin instead. Saves some effort.

moving signs.
Mark/Theo (Cape Wrath/Clapham Junction crossover), hard R.
Warnings: voyeurism & Theo being 15.
His mother only raises her eyebrows, and gives him a curt nod. "Well," she says, "I think we've had our fair share of mentally ill neighbours, don't you?"

Blair/Serena (Gossip Girl), NC-17.
Warnings: sex in a semi-public (but deserted) place, hate!sex?
In the changing rooms. Set during 'Poison Ivy', just before the hockey game. Seriously, this is just porn. Basically PWP.

read the fine print later.
Claudia/H.G. (Warehouse 13), NC-17.
Warnings: age difference, use of sex toys. "I'm just saying, if I die from letting H.G. Wells use her experimental sex inventions on me that's gonna be super embarrassing."

miscellaneous rpf.

a record in every sense.
Jake Gyllenhaal/Adam Levine, NC-17.

And then it just kind of happened, and you hate how you can't remember the details, but all you can remember is that one second he was looking at you with this shocked expression on his face, and the next thing you knew, you were kissing.

big boy rides and big boy ice and you can have whatever you like.
John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding, NC-17.
Warnings: twincest and age difference, and double penetration in the sequel.
"Can I ask why you've chosen me for your sexual debut with non-family members?"

coming unglued, or, five facts about zac and taylor's relationship.
Zac Hanson/Taylor Hanson, PG.
Warnings: brother/brother incest.
See title.

contact high (or, five times alex and charlie shared a bed).
Alex Day/Charlie McDonnell, NC-17.

Alex likes to keep a mental list of Things That Make Charlie Uncomfortable, just for reference.

Ricky Wilson/Nick Hodgson, NC-17.

Ricky and Nick's relationship in twelve pieces.

five rules for impromptu threesomes.
Ben Barnes/James McAvoy/Keira Knightley, NC-17.
Warnings: adultery.
Entirely grey décor! Evil heron statues! Apricot beard shampoo! Conversational mazes! This is how Ben ends up taking James McAvoy and Keira Knightley back to his hotel room at nearly 2am on a Sunday. Well, a Monday, technically, which he's pretty sure makes it even weirder.

five times jedward nearly got off together in the big brother house.
John Grimes/Edward Grimes, NC-17.
Warnings: twincest, crossdressing, bondage.
See title.

got my body on red alert.
Kristen Stewart/Charlize Theron, NC-17.
Warnings: slight D/s dynamic.
When the cameras are off, it's a different story. Kristen will still blush and twitch and avert her eyes, but Charlize finds that very unhelpful because it's Kristen's typical reaction to a lot of things, and if she only flirts back when they're being filmed, she can't exactly be serious, right?

if you love it, i can do it again.
Alex Day/Charlie McDonnell, NC-17.

Wherein Alex is experienced, and Charlie is not. Alex helps Charlie overcome his awkwardness about sex.

j'ai une soeur.
Zooey Deschanel/Emily Deschanel, R.
Warnings: sister/sister incest.
Zooey's scent is the thing that's so seductive about her; she picks her perfume very carefully, and Emily can't help being intrigued by it.

Blake Lively/Leighton Meester & Ed Westwick/Chace Crawford, PG-13.

He waggles his eyebrows and Chace rolls his eyes. "Maybe," he says, "but this is the set of a teen drama, not a porno." "You know, with this cast? I'm beginning to think they're pretty much the same thing," Ed says with a shrug.

retail therapy.
William Moseley/Joe Jonas, PG-13.

Will needs an outfit for the Paris premiere of Prince Caspian. Perhaps Joe Jonas can help.

show your sharp-tipped teeth.
William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (& unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas), NC-17.
Warnings: hints of brother/brother incest.
Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.

stumbling through our sad parade.
Jessie Baylin/Lily Aldridge, hints at Nathan Followill/Caleb Followill, PG-13.
Warnings: hints at brother/brother incest.
A shiver runs through Lily as she realises they're in this together, involved with these hot-headed boys she has to admit she really knows very little about. And this girl she hardly knows is the only person in her life who understands what she's going through.

surpassing comfort and security.
Simon Amstell/Patrick Wolf, R.

They did go back to his dressing room, true, but it was for a cup of tea and a chat, not wild sex on the awful threadbare floral sofa.


this sentiment carries no weight. Hannibal/Will, Hannibal.
sparks & shining dragons. Alex Day/Charlie McDonnell.
nothing like you & i. Remus/Sirius, Harry Potter.
what we've been dealt. Weeds.
dark red bloodstreams. Reid/Nathan, Criminal Minds.
tender talons. Skandar Keynes/Tilda Swinton.
everything you want is wrong. Ben Barnes/Georgie Henley.
crystal ships dripping with ice. Edmund/Jadis, The Chronicles of Narnia.
grab you by the hair. Alison Mosshart/Jack White.
permanent midnight. Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince.
the ways i failed you. Nathan Followill/Caleb Followill.
umbrellas in london. Skandar Keynes/Anna Popplewell.
a cracked smile & a silent shout. Peter/Claire, Heroes.
can't get it right. Rhys/Beth/Gilly, Hollyoaks.
our hopes & expectations. Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows.
imaginary ordinary. Hansel/Gretel.
just enough. Charles/Camilla, The Secret History.
girl. Effy, Skins.
grazed knees. Frank/Dwayne, Little Miss Sunshine.
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Date: 2008-10-13 03:29 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2008-10-16 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Okay, so this doesn't really belong here, but I was wondering if you had seen this. It's the unedited version of an interview we already saw during promotion of PC, taken the morning of the UK Premiere, in which Skandar and Will are adorable and make eachother laugh and at 4:10 there is elbow sex, I mean elbow nudging, on Skandar's part.

Also this, in which there is drinking, Skandar and Will both have thier shirts off (at different times) and Will dresses up like a girl. Also, possibly some Bonnie Wright.

Just thought I would share.

Date: 2008-10-17 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh! I never saw that video, it's lovely. ♥ Oh boys. Lol, elbow sex. It's really nice to have new stuff to look at actually, even if it's technically old stuff...if that makes sense.

I have seen the personal photos, too, but my not mentioning it was on purpose. XD I always feel a little bit weird about personal pics, even though I squee'd over these just like everybody else. Haha. But I will lol forever at Will's Andy Warhol costume. FANTASTIC.

Thank you for pointing things out to me. :)

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Date: 2009-01-18 11:14 pm (UTC)
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I love all your stories, just can't get enough of them and every time I read something new it leaves me speechless.

I found this lovely picture somewhere and well.. maybe an inspiration for another one of your mind blowing fics?

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Date: 2009-01-24 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
umm...ok, so i vaguely remembered reading some of your tony/effy last year, and you seem to be their biggest cheerleader (and best writer) so i came a-lookin' and was all 'oooh, siblingcest!' and then somehow wound up reading a bunch of narnia rps, including something involving a jonas brother i didn't even have a mental picture of before today!

clearly you are some kind of a witch or hobgoblin with magical powers. may i be your apprentice? *bats eyelashes*

Date: 2009-01-24 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Haha, hi! :D Thank you, I'm glad you like my writing. It's weird, your username actually sounds reeeally familiar, I feel like I might've written you something in a Harry Potter fic exchange once? Bill/Charlie/Ginny? Does that sound familiar or am I just losing it, idk. Nice to meet you anyway, I'll go add you right now. :D

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Date: 2009-05-01 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Are you going to write anymore Toffy stories?

Date: 2009-05-30 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! I'd love to read more of your HP, and most of it seems to be (understandably) locked now. Would you friend me, please? *looks demure and harmless*

Date: 2009-06-16 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey, I would love to read your HP fic, especially Not Yet, which I remember reading ages ago when it was first posted. Most of it seems to be locked though. I was wondering if you'd add me so I could read it.

Date: 2009-07-17 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hello, this is [ profile] ivebeenburgled and I'd like to refriend you on my new journal, if you don't mind. :)

Date: 2009-07-19 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Of course! Adding you back. :D

Date: 2009-08-10 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey, love the fic, especially the Skins stuff, it OK if I add you?

Date: 2009-08-12 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you! Sure. :)

Date: 2009-08-14 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yeah, so I found your journal via a skins rec and I just wanted to say that you write brilliantly for this fandom. Passion is Accurate is painfully hot, and this is coming from a pretty ardent E/N shipper. I'm fanwanking that this encounter actually happened pre-episode six, that's how much I like it. This piece really stands out in a fandom already overloaded with truly great femmeslash.

For a femmeslasher who loathed the triangle, I was surprised that I also loved Avalanche. For one, it's the best Freddie portrayal I've read (mostly because you don't shy away from the fact that he is a self righteous, judgmental, whiny, douche) but make it perfectly clear that this behaviour stems from loving both his self-destructive best friend and Mysterious McHotass. I wish the show sorted the turgid soap opera that was the Triangle this way!!! If you have the time and inclination, I'd love to read more gen two skins fics.

Is it ok if I friend you?

Date: 2009-08-16 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! Thank you so so much for this, wow. It really means a lot to me that you like my fic, particularly the ones with ships you're not a fan of. ♥ It's absolutely fine if you friend me.

Date: 2009-08-19 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'd love to re-read "Girls Don't Wank," but the link leads to a locked entry on InsaneJournal. Is there anywhere else I can read it?

Date: 2009-08-20 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So I came to an astonishing realization today. You see, "Melt Like Gold" is one of my favorite smut fics of all-time. So today I decided to reread it. And then I decided to check your masterlist to see if you'd written anymore Demi/Selena.

And I found out you didn't. BUT. I realized that you wrote "Girls Don't Wank" (Ginny/Luna) and "Physical" (Blair/Serena). Which are also on the list of my favorite smut fics of all time. So basically, realizing that the three of these are written by the same person? Epiccccc.

In other words, you are amazing =]

Date: 2009-08-24 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I randomly stumbled on this journal reading through some fic comms. I love your Jessie/Lily fic, it was so beautiful. I was just wondering if you were going to write any Demi/Jared stuff soon or if you ever had? I love the idea of them together, and I love reading your fics. Just wanted to say, keep up the *amazing* work!

Date: 2010-09-21 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
i am going to slowly go through and read every one of these (tho i have already read a fair amount XD)


Date: 2010-09-21 11:54 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-10-03 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your fics rock, but I am really only here to say one thing:

instead of paying enough taxes (likecharity) wrote,
@ 2028-10-10 20:27:00

I will probably still be in fandom. :D

Date: 2010-10-11 11:55 am (UTC)
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But lol, we will probably ALL still be in fandom.

And hee, thanks. :)

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Date: 2011-03-15 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
sooo. i might add you. i'm adding you. is it okay that i add you? my goodness haha. i'm slowly (sloowwllly) gaining motivation to maybe actually finish a fucking fic and post something to lj and that involves adding people who i've secretly stalked before even having an lj and surprise! you're one of those people lol. not creepy.

Date: 2011-03-15 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
THIS MAKES ME HAPPY. ♥ I shall add you right back.

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Date: 2011-04-20 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
♥♥ Thank you!!

Date: 2011-12-21 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You are just perfect, huh? I AM GOING TO READ ALL OF THE THINGS.

Date: 2011-12-21 11:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-04 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! I didn't see anywhere else to put this, so sorry if this is a bother, but I'm [ profile] thedogstarlives on a new journal. If you don't know who I am, that's alright, I'm awful at commenting on entries, but we're friends, and I would appreciate it if you'd add me back again! Thanks. ^^

Date: 2012-02-09 10:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-04-13 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
holy crap.

I was just checking out your masterlist cause I loved your Harry/Louis fic, and I was so excited when I saw the amount of fic you wrote! And all that femslash! Most writers don't write femslash, so I really glad that you do, cause you're really talented. Also, RPFs are such a guilty pleasure of mine, and I don't think I've ever seen an writer who has so many! Haha, but I don't really lurk in RPF fandoms besides One Direction.

Date: 2012-04-13 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Awww thank you!! I write less femslash than anything else really, but I do write it on occasion, and there does seem to be a total dearth of it on the internet which makes me sad. LOL and I write sooo much RPF, it's shameful.

I hope you enjoy some of my other stuff. :)

Date: 2012-04-19 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Okay, I started off with Slippage (a great start to my thinking about getting into One Direction) and thought I'd take a look at your masterlist. Several stories later, I'm afraid I'm leaving you a generic comment -- you write incest and threesomes and your writing is hot and hilarious: I'm going to have to friend you. Hello!

Date: 2012-04-19 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! Thank you so much. ♥
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Date: 2012-04-27 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm so sorry, it's just 'cause of all the stupid drama! I'll add you back right away. I'm really glad you like my writing. ♥

Date: 2012-04-29 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I stumbled upon your stories and loved them! When I saw you limited your stories only to friends I made an account right away (I can't live without your wonderful tales of Larry). So hope this doesn't look too sketch or anything, but I'd love to continue reading everything you write. Sorry about this mess you got into, it seems pretty stressful!

Date: 2012-05-02 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ahh! I don't know how these things work but your stories are private now and tbh I'm obsessed with your Lourry ff's? Also you just posted that kitten ears fic and I can't read it and my heart is aching bc of it. So I added you but I'm unsure of how sketchy I look considering I post like once every 3 months. I just figured I'd comment here because I feel like that's what everyone else is doing and you know~your writing is like really, really amazing. :3 ~Okay bye~

Date: 2012-05-02 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I posted an explanation here (! You don't have to add me, all you have to do is join the community [ profile] itunescuddle by clicking here ( I'm glad you like my writing, thank you! I hope you enjoy the kitty ears fic when you can read it. ♥

Date: 2012-05-17 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hello! I just read your hilarious One Direction primer-thing and think you are hilarious and would like to add you if that's okay! :)

Date: 2012-05-17 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Aww yay thank you! That's fine! :D
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