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This post is partly a way of making up for not posting much fic lately.

It is also partly because it seems like I have to do that 'post snippets of every unfinished fic you have on your hard drive' meme at least once a year.

But mostly it's because I recently got a new laptop (my old one was falling apart—literally) and had to transfer all my files, and that led to me discovering a whole bunch of things I'd saved and totally forgotten about.

The ratings of these vary, but go up pretty high. And some of the ideas are kinda fucked up but you can figure that out from the pairing and avoid as you see fit—no other warnings necessary, I don't think!

The Kills/The Dead Weather/Kate Moss/what even is this fandom. )

Narnia RPF. )

Skins, including RPF. (And, um, Skins RPF/Narnia RPF?) )

Kings of Leon (and Jared Followill/Demi Lovato) )

Woah, check out this mass of tags. Crazy business.
hardparade: (skins; cassie)
Some answers to that Character-Number Meme! Thank you, everyone who asked questions. I'm gonna shuffle up the numbers so you can ask more if you want. :D

Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.

More under the cut. )
hardparade: (disney; nick (headphones))
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK JONAS.



ONE YEAR CLOSER TO 18. Or probably like...65, mentally. Oh, Nick. You strange man-child, you.

No picspam because I'm kinda suffering from the post-birthday blues today, but feel free to celebrate in this post if you feel inclined!

I had a pretty good birthday myself, but I'm lacking in a social life these days so it was rather uneventful. I might go to the cinema this weekend with my bff though (to see 500 Days of Summer, YES!!). And I got some cool presents, including THIS incredible artwork from the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] eryslash, omg. ♥ There are also various chocolatey things in the fridge leftover from yesterday, so I'm gonna go devour them. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes. ♥
hardparade: (kings of leon; caleb (long hair))
House ones to come later. I might try and finish watching S5 before I do those, to make sure I'm making fully-informed decisions. Though narrowing my favourite House/Wilson moments down to FIVE is going to be a nightmare whatever I do. ;)

Top five pieces of personal canon for Demi and Selena. )

Top five Joe/Nick moments. )

Top five Kings of Leon pictures. )
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I AM BACK FROM AMERICA.

I'm incredibly jetlagged and a bit of a mess mentally but I HAVE THE INTERNET BACK. *clings* To celebrate, and because I feel like I haven't posted a fic in forever, here's seventeen unfinished stories I have on my computer. Seventeen. You guys, that's ridiculous. Some of these I'll never finish, but hopefully I'll get some posted soon.

The ratings vary but go up pretty high, just a warning. And like...some of these ideas are really freakin' weird. Just another warning.

You know what's weirder, though? Being inspired by Rocky Raccoon to write Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill/Lily Aldridge (that'd be Caleb's girlfriend) COWBOY AU. Where Caleb is the sheriff and Nick is this handsome mysterious young man who just rides into town and takes Caleb's girl. And there are fights and alcohol and tough barmaid!Lily and repressed gay feelings and eventual threesomes. BISEXUAL COWBOYS!!!

...MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. I feel like in the near future, people are gonna be talking about me and say stuff like "Yeah, she used to be pretty sane and write decent fic, but then she discovered Kings of Leon and COMPLETELY LOST IT." I'm sorry, you guys.

But anyway.

Kings of Leon and Disney ('cause apparently those fandoms get grouped together in my mind these days). )

Skins. )

Narnia RPF. )

Bookface.

May. 8th, 2009 12:45 pm
hardparade: (disney; joe (tux))
Okay, so the chat last night was the first Jonas Brothers live chat I've ever actually watched LIVE, and...man that was entertaining.

I checked the time differences and everything first and I was like "1am to 2am? I can totally do that." And of course it would be like 45 minutes late. Whatever, it was worth it though, I laughed so much. Even before the chat had started. I think it was just all the chaos.

And then of course when they DID come on, I'd minimised the window, and they were playing 'Paranoid' just after I'd stopped listening to it, so I was like ?!?! until I realised where the noise was coming from. And then they were just sitting there grooving to their own song and the image kept cutting in and out and for some reason the whole thing was just really cracking me up.

And God, I love how sarcastic and dry they are, especially Nick, hahaha. Like when some girl said she was shaking, and one of them (was it Nick?) was like "So are we." ROFL. And when that girl asked if they remembered her friend, and it was like *GIANT PAUSE* ".....yes." Amazing. And everything Nick said about Joe's ~weddings, like the girl asking what Joe's favourite colour was (seriously? You get a chance to ask the Jonas Brothers anything and you ask that?) and Nick being like "Good question. We need to know this for the invitations."

Those SayNow calls were SO AWKWARD though. Arrrghh so much secondhand embarrassment. Some of it I could laugh at, but so much of it was like, PAINFUL. I loved how every time the woman's voice went "You have a call from one of your fans!" they were all like "Oh wow, awesome!" like they were surprised, haha. And Joe called her Jen! :D I loved how towards the last calls they just COULD NOT be bothered anymore. When they started claiming to be Pizza Hut, and Nick "accidentally" hung up on that one girl. And how quick they were to say goodbye when that girl said they were all looking really hot. Oh man. I love them.

OTHER HIGHLIGHTS:

- Joe saying he liked Nick's muscles. YES, THAT'S TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.

- Joe whispering Spanish in Nick's ear, and Nick not repeating whatever the last thing was because he didn't know what it meant, hahaha.

- Walmart. Facebook.

- Joe talking about refrigerating cows, WHAT. And yelling everything that was written in caps.

I CAN'T REMEMBER MORE, I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN. Also did anyone notice the extra line in 'Paranoid' when they played it? I'm taking all the doctor's meds? I thought I'd just not noticed it before but it's not actually IN the radio version, it's edited. Which is just. What. Really, Disney, really? That's almost as ridiculous as hold me like you mean it.

Okay, I reeeeally have to get on with some revision now but I'll be back later to catch up on my flist/comments (I haven't read anything about the chat since the epic [livejournal.com profile] callusfreaks post last night).
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WRITING DEMI AND SELENA HAVING SEX IS OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. THEY ARE SO EFFING CUTE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I figured when I first wrote this pairing, I'd have like, a plot and stuff? But then today I saw a prompt about a strap-on and it was all PWP from there. SO SUE ME.

On second thoughts, I probably shouldn't say that when posting RPF. OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

Title: melt like gold
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Demi/Selena
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person femslash, underage sex, sex toys.
Summary: Prompt: strap-on sex. Demi wears.
A/N: For a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] tweendom_anon. Title from Erlend Øye's 'Like Gold'.

'How did you even get this?' Selena asks in amazement. )
hardparade: (disney; nick (eek))
WHAT THE HELL. This is really stupid, right, but I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I HAD SOME OF THE 'SOS' LYRICS WRONG IN MY MIND. D:

I always thought it was "next time I see you, I'm givin' you a high five, cause I'm too over-rated, just FYI" and I JUST FOUND OUT THAT INSTEAD, IT IS THE RIDICULOUSLY LAME "cause hugs are over-rated just FYI". AND IT'S A MILEY REFERENCE? GAH.

Looool this really shouldn't bother me but IDK, I always thought that "I'm too over-rated" was kind of a cool thing for them to sing, and...the fact that it's HUGS is just kind of stupid.

ALSO I remember hearing a version once where it totally sounds like Nick sings "cause sex is over-rated" BUT AM I MAKING THAT UP? IF NOT, SOMEBODY MUST KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Eh, the lyrics of that song always kind of bugged me anyway because in the chorus it's "I gave my all for you" and it sounds awkward being 'for' instead of 'to'.

And just to reiterate how uncool I am, I totally bought Camp Rock chocolates today.



They even come with a keyring. I can't decide whether I'm uncool enough to actually put that on my keys, though.

Oh! AND. You should read this amazingly amazing Kings of Leon fic by [livejournal.com profile] jrocksee. It's called And Your Soul Smells Of Sulphur and it's Jared/Matthew and sort of UST Caleb/Nathan, rated R. It ties in with the Sex on Fire video in this really incredibly, clever, creepy way, and there's possession and biblical references and awesome imagery and just, nngh, read it. And then watch the Sex on Fire video. And then read it again. That may or may not be what I did.
hardparade: (disney; demi & selena)
OBSERVE:



THESE GIRLS? THEY'RE DOING IT. Well, no, they're all ~pure~ and everything, so probably not, actually, but THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING, I ASSURE YOU. Goddd. *stares at picture a while longer* THEY'RE LIKE BB!BLEIGHTON, SRSLY.

In other news, I've been listening to three Kings of Leon albums on shuffle for like...the past three days, I think. And I need to learn that 'Knocked Up' is not the best song to get stuck in your head, because fathers tend to look at you funny when you start singing 'She don't care what her mama said, no, she's gonna have my baby' around the house.
hardparade: (disney; joe (gold jacket))
I stared at a certain area of this picture for an embarrassingly long time. )

Now, can everyone just tell me to get over myself and write some Joe/Nick, please? I don't even know WHAT my problem is, but there IS one, in that I freeze up whenever I try to write it and it's STARTING TO REALLY BUG ME.
hardparade: (disney; selena (lipgloss))
WHAT THE FUCK LIVEJOURNAL, I WROTE A WHOLE POST AND YOU RANDOMLY DELETED IT. THAT'S NOT OKAY.

I was just explaining what I did with my tags anyway, and thanking you all for your thoughts. I ended up getting rid of the fic tags, but tagging the pairings I write most often. So like, where before there was a 'narnia fic: will/skandar' tag, there is now just a 'will/skandar' tag that includes general squeeing over the pairing as well as the fic. But like...there isn't a 'noel fielding/simon amstell' tag because I only wrote that the one time.

I like it this way so far but I don't know. I might end up feeling lost without the extra bit of organisation, and adding them back. WE SHALL SEE. In the meantime, use my masterlist for fic-finding!

RIGHT. I'm so exhausted after that. I might go read some Joe/Nick, or watch Wizards of Waverly Place, because [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad is awesome and she rec'd me the most incestuous episodes. :D

That reminds me, I've reached a new low in my Disney-kids obsession. I HAVE STARTED BUYING TEENIE MAGAZINES. LIKE BLISS AND MIZZ AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY'RE ALL CALLED. Please tell me some of you do that too? I don't know, Selena was on the cover and I couldn't fight the temptation. They're hilarious and I get pretty pictures. They do make me feel really old, though, which is silly.

One last thing, I bought the book Let The Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist. Have any of you read it? I thought it sounded really cool and interesting, but all the review things on the cover are like, GORE-SPLATTERED MAYHEM! SO DISTURBING! DON'T READ THIS AT NIGHT! IT WILL HAUNT YOUR FUCKING DREAMS, GODDAMN! and so, you know, now I'm a bit scared. I'm a delicate flower, okay?
hardparade: (the l word; shane)
1. Reply to this post, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

[livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad picked these six. )

THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
hardparade: (disney; joe & nick (hug))

AKASLJASFSDKL;ASD.

I have to go to therapy right now but I had to post this, OMG JOE AND NICK. WITH THEIR SHARED HOTEL ROOM AND CLOSE TOGETHER BEDS, AND THE COLOGNE AND THE HUGGING AND--*FLAILS*

I THINK THIS IS OLD? BUT SOMEONE ON [livejournal.com profile] teamjoick POSTED ABOUT IT JUST NOW AND I HADN'T SEEN IT. AND OMG.
hardparade: (disney; nick (scarf))
Why? No reason.

STOP JUDGING ME.

Photobucket
Throwing punchlines, no one wins... )

The other day I was in town with my best friend and she said "You know what I watched the other day? The last half of High School Musical 2." I laughed at her and I was like "What? Oh dear!" and she immediately shot back "You can't talk, you fancy at least one Jonas brother." And that was the end of that.

Anyway, I am writing, kind of, but I'm not doing too well. I've got a few things that I'm steadily working away on and I'll try get SOMETHING posted as soon as possible but I'm struggling for some reason. :(
hardparade: (heroes; adrian & milo)
HELLO.

This is basically a sorry-for-disappearing post. :/ I've really just been so busy with studying and talking to my amazing new boyfriend (♥). BUT I will devote this weekend to getting SOME kind of fic-writing done, because srsly I'm suffering withdrawals or something, it feels like SO long since I've written anything.

While I've been gone, I've sort of been dipping my toes into a couple of new fandoms. But reluctantly, because they're kinda embarrassing. Right, well, you know how I love Drake & Josh? I think the natural progression for Drake & Josh viewers is for them to end up watching iCarly. Which...has happened to me. And somehow I'm kind of hooked on it now. And I really want to write some Carly/Sam, because Sam is a total dyke, okay.

Strangely, the other fandom is, well, Disney, I guess. I've had a sort of vague interest in the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus and everybody just from ONTD and some people on my flist, but I always kind of stood back from it and didn't get involved. I was interested though, like, enough to find Miley incredibly irritating, Nick really hot, and the idea of Jonascest very appealing.

So anyway I was bored the other night and ended up skimming a few communities, and now I ship Joe/Nick (this video pretty much convinced me) and possibly Miley/Selena, and I feel so ashamed because I never thought this would happen. :( I remember when I first saw an advert for the Jonas Brothers' album or whatever and I was all "QUIT TRYING TO BE HANSON!" and now, idk, they've sucked me in. I CAN'T HELP IT.

Yeah. So I might end up writing some of that, but maybe not, because I'm not really a FAN and I doubt I know enough about them all, etc etc. But we'll see. Knowing me, I'll attempt to finish off one of the Narnia fics I've got half-written, and then end up getting sidetracked writing a Nick/Miley/Selena threesome or something. *sigh*

ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT MY REGRESSION INTO CHILDHOOD.

I finally caught up on Heroes. Sort of. Spoilers up to 3x03. )

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