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This post is partly a way of making up for not posting much fic lately.

It is also partly because it seems like I have to do that 'post snippets of every unfinished fic you have on your hard drive' meme at least once a year.

But mostly it's because I recently got a new laptop (my old one was falling apart—literally) and had to transfer all my files, and that led to me discovering a whole bunch of things I'd saved and totally forgotten about.

The ratings of these vary, but go up pretty high. And some of the ideas are kinda fucked up but you can figure that out from the pairing and avoid as you see fit—no other warnings necessary, I don't think!

The Kills/The Dead Weather/Kate Moss/what even is this fandom. )

Narnia RPF. )

Skins, including RPF. (And, um, Skins RPF/Narnia RPF?) )

Kings of Leon (and Jared Followill/Demi Lovato) )

Woah, check out this mass of tags. Crazy business.
hardparade: (skins; cassie)
Some answers to that Character-Number Meme! Thank you, everyone who asked questions. I'm gonna shuffle up the numbers so you can ask more if you want. :D

Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.

More under the cut. )
hardparade: (celeb; treadaways)


Ha! Cool. I guess this shouldn't be weird to me seeing as I know they're in Clash of the Titans together (with Kaya too, yay!) but...it's still weird. Look how small Luke looks, Nick is a giant.

Also, this meme sounds like it might be hilarious, so I want to try it.

1) Make a list of fifteen eighteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)

2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.

For example:

"4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?"

3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the eighteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.
hardparade: (skins; tony)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT?

Ugh. I don't even. I can find ways to excuse most of the (few, imo) mistakes the writers make, but seriously? Seriously? I'm so mad right now. They had so much potential with this cast and these characters, and they just threw it all away.

I was already unsure about watching the next gen because the writing does seem to have gotten progressively worse, and because my favourite character will now no longer be around. And now...I'm pretty sure I'm done.

*sigh* It's so hard for me to say/feel all this, you guys, because this show is so close to my heart.
hardparade: (skins; effy (upset))
UM. SKINS.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SKINS, PLEASE.

WHAT THE FUCK, SKINS? )

You guys, my brain feels like it's been scrambled. Sometimes I just love Skins and HATE IT SO MUCH AT THE SAME TIME. ;_;
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Apparently, I'm totally okay with hardcore Freddie/Effy smut as long as someone else is present. Go figure.

Title: everything worth it hurts a little bit
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Freddie/Effy/Tony
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, open voyeurism
Summary: Prompt: Tony plays matchmaker and then gets off while watching.
A/N: Written a whole year late for the old Skins Anonymous Kink Meme. Hopefully there's still interest! It's set sometime around episode 3x06, I think? Title from 'Take It Like a Man' by Dragonette.

Freddie jabs at the doorbell five times before someone answers the door of the Stonem household. )
hardparade: (skins; jj)
Spoilers for 4x06 of Skins. )
hardparade: (celeb; anton)
Title: to fuck and fight, part 2/2
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Cook/Freddie, Cook/everyone else ever
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage sex, violence, drug use, STDs, misogyny, occasional grossness in general...it's Cook-centric, what can I say?
Summary: A sexuality-based character study. Cook's sexual history, and what happens when it ends up including Freddie. Making people moan and writhe is kind of the only thing he knows how to do.
A/N: It's very long!! It's the first time I've had to split a fic in two in order to post it. The timeline starts pre-show and ends just before season 4.

(Part 1/2 here.)
It's funny, really, how fast feelings change. )
hardparade: (skins; cook & freddie)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. First time posting fic since AUGUST. Oddly enough, the last fic I posted was on the 17th too. And I started this almost exactly a year ago. WEIRD STUFF. This was really strange to write because I'm not like Cook at all, and he's not a very nice guy, but somehow writing in his mindset was FUN.

Title: to fuck and fight, part 1/2
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Cook/Freddie, Cook/everyone else ever
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage sex, violence, drug use, STDs, misogyny, occasional grossness in general...it's Cook-centric, what can I say?
Summary: A sexuality-based character study. Cook's sexual history, and what happens when it ends up including Freddie. Making people moan and writhe is kind of the only thing he knows how to do.
A/N: It's very long!! It's the first time I've had to split a fic in two in order to post it. The timeline starts pre-show and ends just before season 4.

James Cook loses his virginity at the ripe young age of twelve. This is a fact that shocks most people, and one of which he is very proud. )
hardparade: (skins; effy (dancing))
So, I caught up on Skins finally.

I'm pretty meh about it. I'm not sure if that's because I feel pretty meh about everything lately, though. In general I'm just not particularly happy with the way the storylines are going and the way the characters are acting, but I'm going to keep watching.

It's been a while now but cut for spoilers anyway? )

ALSO, HI AND STUFF. I fail at being around, I know. No changes really, still feeling pretty depressed and totally unmotivated. I still love you all though, I KNOW I KEEP SAYING IT BUT IT'S TRUE OKAY. *clings*

OH I FORGOT. SEEING AS THIS IS A SKINS POST, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT THESE. )
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I AM BACK FROM AMERICA.

I'm incredibly jetlagged and a bit of a mess mentally but I HAVE THE INTERNET BACK. *clings* To celebrate, and because I feel like I haven't posted a fic in forever, here's seventeen unfinished stories I have on my computer. Seventeen. You guys, that's ridiculous. Some of these I'll never finish, but hopefully I'll get some posted soon.

The ratings vary but go up pretty high, just a warning. And like...some of these ideas are really freakin' weird. Just another warning.

You know what's weirder, though? Being inspired by Rocky Raccoon to write Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill/Lily Aldridge (that'd be Caleb's girlfriend) COWBOY AU. Where Caleb is the sheriff and Nick is this handsome mysterious young man who just rides into town and takes Caleb's girl. And there are fights and alcohol and tough barmaid!Lily and repressed gay feelings and eventual threesomes. BISEXUAL COWBOYS!!!

...MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. I feel like in the near future, people are gonna be talking about me and say stuff like "Yeah, she used to be pretty sane and write decent fic, but then she discovered Kings of Leon and COMPLETELY LOST IT." I'm sorry, you guys.

But anyway.

Kings of Leon and Disney ('cause apparently those fandoms get grouped together in my mind these days). )

Skins. )

Narnia RPF. )
hardparade: (skins; emily & katie (b&w))
I wasn't going to post about Skins right away because I feel like my thoughts about the episode are all jumbled and I was going to watch the episode again to sort them out. But I'm really bored/procrastinating, so. Idk, it just felt like the episode itself was a bit all over the place? And I was watching with my Dad and his girlfriend, and the last episode they'd seen was Freddie's, so they were really confused and kept asking questions. >:(

More. Spoilers for 3x09. )
hardparade: (skins; effy)
I really think that this was my favourite Skins episode all season so far. I mean, 3x05 was awesome for the Cook/Freddie kiss, but the rest of it was just okay. Whereas this episode? I think I pretty much loved ALL OF IT.

Spoilers for 3x08. )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Practically everything I've written about Skins this season has been porn. I BLAME THE KINK MEME, IT'S EATING MY BRAIN. There are still so many other prompts I want to write. And I really want to write more Emily/Katie now, but probably something more in depth than just PWP...which is basically what this is. XD

Title: when the colours start to run
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Emily/Katie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, sex in a semi-public place
Summary: Prompt: Both hopped up on drugs at a club, mutual masturbation, groping, grinding, sweaty, hard and fast. Bonus points if you could throw in a risk of getting caught kind of deal.
A/N: For the Skins Anonymous Kink Meme.

The lights stream and flicker and flash, and Emily gazes up at them, watches them changing colour around her. )
hardparade: (skins; cook & effy & freddie)
Can we just talk about the Skins cast for a minute, and how adorable they all are? I feel like we never got to see much of the old cast, although that might've just been because I never tried to (watch interviews and stuff) but...idk, these guys are awesome.

I might be a bit late but I only just saw the video of the NME shoot with Kaya (Effy), Jack (Cook) and Luke (Freddie), plus bonus Lily (Naomi). WATCH IT.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER REALLY WANTED TO WRITE SKINS RPF. Luke has more personality than Freddie! (Admittedly not THAT much more, but still!!) There are pillow fights and feathers and lots and lots of touching. Jack getting all excited about the trampoline and the glitter = awesome, "We've got glitter. We've got glitter and we've got balls." Luke cosying up to Lily is so funny. And I like that Jack admits that he and Cook are actually somewhat similar.

The whole cast spent six months in a hotel together in Bristol while filming! THIS IS SOME SERIOUS RPF FODDER, YOU GUYS.

Jack: "There's some people who don't wanna like Skins, 'cause of the fact that they re-cast. Fuck 'em." AMEN. I also love what Kaya says about how Skins isn't trying to tell people what to do, it's just THERE and you can think what you like of it.

Further ramblings and videos and pictures behind the cut! )
hardparade: (skins; tony & effy)
Title: necessities
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Tony/Effy
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Incest, drug use
Summary: A kind of 'missing scene' from 3x07 in which Tony comes home to visit Effy before JJ turns up.
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] letmypidgeonsgo for the idea. ♥

'What do you need?' he asks, picking up the phone almost immediately after she's dialled. )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Title: surrender
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Cook/Freddie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Breathplay
Summary: Prompt: Breathplay, starts with a fight, one of them puts their hand on the other's throat and notices how turned on they get.
A/N: For the Skins Anonymous Kink Meme.

When Freddie finally works up the nerve to lunge at him, fists out, Cook's too quick, and in seconds he's got him pressed up against the wall, his hands clutching at the collar of Freddie's shirt. )

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