hardparade: (celeb; kate)
I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK. I decided to attempt the drabble meme to see if it could kick me back into action, and it may have worked. I cheated though—I listened to each song a couple of times and totally edited them a little bit after. But shh! The important thing is that I wrote something, right??

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

I chose The Kills for my fandom, which basically means Alison Mosshart and Jamie Hince and everyone who is tangentially connected to them. There's actually a lot less Alison/Jamie here than you might expect, and that's because this was a really good opportunity to experiment with all kinds of other combinations.


Title: Drabble Meme #3
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Alison Mosshart/Jamie Hince, Alison Mosshart/Noel Fielding, Alison Mosshart/Jack White, Alison Mosshart/Kate Moss, Kate Moss/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand, Alison Mosshart/Kate Moss/Noel Fielding, everyone/everyone.
Rating: It varies, but let's go with NC-17 to be safe.
Warnings: Real person het and femslash, and hints of slash. A few have mentions of violence and rough sex, and a couple are slightly cracky, but I think that's it.
A/N: Well, er...these seemed less weird at the time.

You are probably aware that I'm not very good at drabbles. )
hardparade: (celeb; noel)
POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.


Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, age difference, and...double penetration (Edward on the receiving end).
Summary: Porn, porn, 5000 more words of porn. After filming he pretty much figured they would just disappear from his life, but to have them here in his bedroom, actually literally asking for it—what the hell else is he supposed to do? Nobody has that kind of willpower, okay? Nobody.
A/N: I accidentally a whole sequel. :/ This time I would like to blame [livejournal.com profile] portraitofafool please. (Follows on from this.)

'Oh, Christ,' sighs Noel, rubbing his face as he stands there in the doorway. It's 10am and fucking Jedward are on his doorstep. He should've known they wouldn't understand the concept of a one night stand. )

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO ENCOURAGE ME TO TURN THIS INTO SOME KIND OF SERIES AND GET RUSSELL BRAND INVOLVED, THEN—THEN I QUIT THE INTERNET. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE I WON'T WRITE IT.
hardparade: (misc; never mind the buzzcocks (pedo))
Uh. Haha. No, I don't really have any words for this. Except that if you're up at 4am scribbling in a notebook, you really can't let a fic idea go.

Also! Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere Noel-related that I can crosspost this? Like, imagining I just decided to throw out the rest of my dignity? I know there are Boosh comms and stuff but I feel like there should be a sort of general, Noel-Fielding-having-sex-with-random-people appreciation society, because I would probably get a lot of use out of that.


Title: big boy rides and big boy ice
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, and a bit of focus on age difference—Noel is in his late thirties, and the twins are 19...and act a lot younger.
Summary: Porn, porn, 6000 words of porn. "Can I ask why you've chosen me for your sexual debut with non-family members?"
A/N: WHAT IN THE WORLD. Can we blame that old episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks that I foolishly decided to rewatch? And [livejournal.com profile] staypainted? And these gifs? Please? (Also, the title is from 'Whatever You Like' by T.I., though I was listening to the Anya Marina cover because: hnnng.)

'Woah, woah, woah.' Noel's hand flies up to his face, covering his eyes. 'Oh. Shit. No. Okay.' )
hardparade: (Default)
...Will LJ let me post this? LET'S SEE.


Title: hypothetically, i guess
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Matthew Gray Gubler/Anton Yelchin/Kat Dennings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash. Also, Anton is 17 in this, and MGG is 26.
Summary: "Gubler. Asking if he's a good kisser crosses over from 'paranoid jealous boyfriend' right into 'mancrush on your co-star'. Just so you know."
A/N: Because MGG and Kat dated, and Anton worked with both of them. Largely inspired by this video, this picture, and the Charlie Bartlett DVD commentary.

Matthew likes Anton instantly. )
hardparade: (Default)
Oh my god, so, this is finally finished. I'm not sure how I feel about it—I mostly just resent that it's so absurdly long. I'm not sure if I've paid tribute to my favourite movie or done a disservice to it. But either way, here we go—the Skandar/Georgie/Will P. Dreamers!fic. In...four parts. *cowers* Apologies in advance for flist-spamming!


Title: one of us
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Georgie/Will P.
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het and slash, semi-explicit underage sex (Georgie is fourteen), drug use.
Summary: There's just something about them—something that makes him want to do whatever they ask, something that makes him want to be their friend.
A/N: Based on The Dreamers. Some parts are heavily inspired, others not so much—this will still make sense if you haven't seen the movie or read the book. The song Georgie dances to is 'Compliments' by Bloc Party. There may well be a mistake or two in here that I haven't managed to catch because it's so long, please let me know if you pick up on anything.

(2/4) (3/4) (4/4)

one of us (1/4) )
hardparade: (celeb; james & keira)
First of all, if you haven't seen this yet, you need to. Look at James getting a little bit flustered and forgetting his notes, and saying ALL THE NICE THINGS, and Keira immediately hugging him when she comes onstage and then looking back for him after she does her speech, and the way they sort of scurry off together with their arms around each other. CUTEST, CUTEST. ♥_♥

And, secondly, what is this? Where did this come from? I wrote it in an embarrassingly short period of time and really have very little explanation for it. I just like writing about Ben Barnes becoming entangled in unexpected sexual situations, plus I think deep down I have always wanted to write Keira Knightley. I have adored her since I was about twelve. It was a lot of fun writing James, too - I have come to the conclusion that there needs to be more fic about him having sex.

ANYWAY, THIS MADE ME HAPPY, AND I'M GOING TO POST IT BEFORE I CHICKEN OUT.


Title: five rules for impromptu threesomes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben Barnes/James McAvoy/Keira Knightley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, adultery
Summary: Entirely grey décor! Evil heron statues! Apricot beard shampoo! Conversational mazes! This is how Ben ends up taking James McAvoy and Keira Knightley back to his hotel room at nearly 2am on a Sunday. Well, a Monday, technically, which he's pretty sure makes it even weirder.
A/N: I keep thinking this is completely ridiculous, but then, James is friends with Keira and he is also friends with Ben and also I love them all, SHUT UP IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED. *looks again at summary* Okay...no, this is completely ridiculous.

Keira cocks her head. 'You know, you're really quite lovely,' she says, in something like bemusement. )
hardparade: (georgie)
Title: the night starts here (7a/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash and het
Summary: Skandar knows he should want to bond with Will P., and Michael, and all the new people he's going to be working with. He shouldn't want to just abandon this party, but there's really only two people he cares about giving a proper goodbye to.
A/N: GUESS WHAT. This fic wasn't entirely forgotten about!! Also, I have absolutely no idea what's going on with its timeline anymore, can we just pretend it makes sense? I also just want to thank everybody who's stuck with this story all this time, despite my obvious issues with updating on any kind of regular basis. ♥ It really means a lot to me.
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Skandar stands awkwardly at the side of the room, nodding along to the conversation around him without really paying attention to it. )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Apparently, I'm totally okay with hardcore Freddie/Effy smut as long as someone else is present. Go figure.

Title: everything worth it hurts a little bit
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Freddie/Effy/Tony
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, open voyeurism
Summary: Prompt: Tony plays matchmaker and then gets off while watching.
A/N: Written a whole year late for the old Skins Anonymous Kink Meme. Hopefully there's still interest! It's set sometime around episode 3x06, I think? Title from 'Take It Like a Man' by Dragonette.

Freddie jabs at the doorbell five times before someone answers the door of the Stonem household. )
hardparade: (georgie)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I HAVE TO POST IT NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE.

I started this in September last year. It's an Anna/Georgie/Will threesome with like, a LOT of focus on Georgie being young. It's so fucked up that I squicked myself a few times while writing it, and also made myself laugh out loud at things I HADN'T EVEN WRITTEN TO BE FUNNY. I could never quite decide if it was going to be the crackiest crack ever, or intensely SRS BSNS. So what did I do in an attempt to fix this? I gave it a title taken from KATY PERRY LYRICS. That was when I decided it was just going to sit on my laptop unseen FOREVER.

But then I re-read it and I got sad at the idea of some bits of it never being seen by anyone, and I remembered all the people I'd promised it to, so I finished it, and now I'm just like—idk.

Fuck it, here it is!

Title: nothing but blisters
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Anna/Georgie/Will
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het and femslash. Large age gaps. Georgie is fifteen and there's quite a lot of emphasis on the underage aspect, so if that squicks you don't read this!!
Summary: She wants them to remind her what they are, what they all are. She thinks of growing up with them always by her side, looking after her, and she wants that.
A/N: I really have no explanation for this at all.

It rains on the day of the London premiere of Voyage of the Dawn Treader. )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Title: avalanche
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Cook/Freddie/Effy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, both het and slash, drug use
Summary: He's prepared to fucking beat Cook black and blue if that's what it takes. He knows the other boy's stronger but he also knows he's the one who wants Effy the most, and he'll give it the best he's got. If he has to.
A/N: Because a threesome is the best solution to a love triangle. :D Set a little while after 3x05.

He only turns up 'cause they're all so persistent, going on about how he needs to take his mind off things and just go out and have a good time. )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: five times skandar saw ben & anna kissing
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Anna/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, voyeurism.
Summary: The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. After that, he seems to make a bit of a habit of it.
A/N: Idk, everything can be blamed on this picture.

The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. )
hardparade: (georgie)
YEAH, SO. THIS WAS FUN. I FEEL REALLY DIRTY NOW.

Title: exercise the lines
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: SO NC-17 IT'S OBSCENE.
Warnings: Real person slash and het. Double penetration. Yes, you read that right.
Summary: Prompt: Double penetration, whereas it is mentioned how Will and Skan feel each other's cocks while doing it to Anna.
A/N: First of all, this has nothing to do with The Night Starts Here. It's for the kink meme, for [livejournal.com profile] jemmir, who I thank PROFUSELY for the prompt because it has pushed me to write something that I have been dying to write for longer than I will admit. Also hi, this is ridiculously dirty, just so you know.

'Okay,' says Skandar. It's a pretty boring, ordinary word for him to be using considering the circumstances, but it's the only one that comes to mind. )
hardparade: (georgie)
Why did I not write bottom!Skandar sooner?!

Title: the night starts here (5/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het. Real people.
Summary: It would be easier, maybe, if the main thing was the jealousy. But it's not. The jealousy is definitely there -- he has to admit that, as much as he hates to -- but it's mixed up with so many other things that it seems hardly relevant.
A/N: This is a bit longer than usual.
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Will doesn't hear from Skandar or Anna for three days. )
hardparade: (Default)
WHAT. NO, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: no catch, no beat
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash.
Summary: There is no time for reflection between countries.
A/N: I DIDN'T REALLY WRITE THIS. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. D:

'I don't even think he really *likes* you,' says Skandar, fidgeting, fingers tapping against his lower lip in feigned nonchalance. )
hardparade: (Default)
I put off doing this challenge/meme/whatever for soooo long, seriously. It's been popping up over at [livejournal.com profile] narnia_slash a lot lately and every time I saw it, I would get so tempted, but oh my god, I was convinced it was going to give me a panic attack. I pretty much never write drabbles as it is, but having a time limit?!

But in the end, I was encouraged to give it a go, and I settled down with my iPod and my laptop and began.

And it really wasn't as hard as I thought. OKAY.

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.


Title: Drabble Meme!
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Mostly Will/Skandar, one Will/Skandar/Ben, one Will/Ben
Rating: It varies, but generally about PG-13 I'd say.
Warnings: Real person slash.
A/N: I was encouraged to do this by [livejournal.com profile] blueberinitrate, and I've been meaning to do it for ages, so, *hops on bandwagon* I was interrupted several times by an extremely rude fly and had to stop at one point to get rid of it, but other than that, I followed the rules. :D Also, dammit, thanks Girls Aloud for being the first band to come on shuffle...way to give people a good impression of my music taste. XD

Click. )
hardparade: (georgie)
...

YAY.

Title: the night starts here (4/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna. In this part, mostly Skandar/Anna.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real people. Slash and het.
Summary: Skandar's not quite sure why, but it still seems completely new to him to be attracted to Anna. He knows he probably has been in a kind of vague, non-addressed way for the past couple of years, but it's made a big difference actually admitting it to himself. He's still not sure why accepting it was such a big deal, but it must've been, otherwise he would've done it a hell of a lot sooner, because the way things are now? Is fantastic.
A/N: For once, this part is coming soon after the previous one instead of after a gap of several months! All the encouragement I'm getting is really helping, I guess. :)
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

'Well, that was a challenge,' says Will, finishing off his glass of wine and slumping back on the sofa. )
hardparade: (georgie)
*sighs happily* I managed to finish two fics that I've been working on FOREVER, in one day. Today was a good day. :)

Title: the night starts here (3/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het. Real people. Sex toys.
Summary: Things have been perfect between the three of them, really. But it seems like there are some things they just haven't considered. Anna starts to have second thoughts.
A/N: From Anna's POV. This took a ridiculously long time to write, I should really try and be quicker. I'm not used to writing series-fic AT ALL, but there'll be more if people are still interested. :)
[Part 1 ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Anna wakes up and falls back to sleep again a few times that morning... )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Title: this is why
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Nathan/Peter/Claire
Rating: Hard R (very hard R!!)
Warnings: Incest (brother/brother, uncle/niece, and a bit of father/daughter), and Claire is sixteen!
Summary: Later in their lives, they will be lying in bed, Claire between them, and the ambiguity will make it difficult when she asks them, stuttering and shy, to explain to her their story.
A/N: Set sometime after Claire starts staying at the Petrelli mansion in S1, but the timeline of it really doesn't fit in with canon, so I just gave up with that. This is for you, [livejournal.com profile] eryslash, I hope it cheers you up a bit. :)

It starts, of course, with Nathan and Peter. )

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