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I'm sorry this took me so long, [livejournal.com profile] blackwayfarers! I hope you like it. ♥ And, uh, everyone else? I don't even know, you guys, I just don't get the chance to write femdom very often and that's TRAGIC because I find it really, really fun.

Title: handful of kaleidoscopes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe Jonas/The Veronicas
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um. Pegging, domination, mild bloodplay and a bit of twincest.
Summary: Kiiind of porn without plot. Or at least, porn without explanation/build-up.
A/N: For the Being Attractive and Doing Stuff Fic Fest. :D And, jsyk, this picture was immensely helpful for inspiration, and the title is from 'I Want That' by Psapp.

'Look at him,' Jess says, tickling her fingers down Joe's thighs and giggling. 'Look, Lisa. Look how bad he wants it.' )
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Writing from Joe Jonas's POV is the HARDEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. *collapses*

Title: The Shape Your Faces Make
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick, Caleb/Nathan
Rating: R
Warnings: Real person slash, and incest. A double dose of it.
Summary: He wants to understand where everything went wrong for them, because some part of him is scared to death it's going to be the same for him and his brothers too.
A/N: Set last September when the Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon were staying in the same hotel in London. Title from 'Relief' by Cold War Kids. Also, THIS GOT LONG.

At first he thinks he hears Garbo wrong, because it sounds a lot like he says, 'Hey, you guys, the Kings of Leon are down at the bar.' )
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Hello. :) It's your friendly neighbourhood incestuous-RPF enthusiast, here, bringing yet another post about brothers who should be screwing if they aren't already, and trying to convince you to ship them.

Okay but let me preface this by saying: Kings of Leon are a really recent obsession for me. I've only properly been listening to them for the past week or so, and it was only yesterday that I like, found out their names and stuff. SO this might be kind of like that Tokio Hotel spam post I made, where I was all I DON'T FIND BILL ATTRACTIVE! and I DON'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC! and I HAVEN'T READ ANY FIC YET! And then all of that changed within about a day.

So basically, things might change, I will probably discover more about these guys, this isn't like, an all-inclusive introduction to the band or anything.

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This is Kings of Leon. Left to right, that's Matthew, Caleb, Nathan and Jared. Nathan, Caleb and Jared are all brothers (that's in age order from eldest to youngest), and Matthew is their cousin.

Read more... )
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HI. FIRST OF ALL, I wrote that fic last night, right, posted it at 3am and then went straight to sleep. And I woke up this morning to over twenty incredible comments and I basically haven't stopped smiling all day. You are all so wonderful, thank you. ♥ I can't even SAY how happy I am about the fact that everyone just seemed to GET everything I was trying to say.

And right...this is probably going to be a bit of a weird post? Basically I have all these songs that keep making me think of the Jonas Brothers (Joe and Nick specifically WHAT A SURPRISE) and like...I feel like my thoughts aren't organised enough about them to make a fanmix, but I still want to share them. And talk about them. I DON'T KNOW WHY, STOP JUDGING ME.

Obviously if we ignore the whole Kings of Leon thing 'cause that's probably pretty much covered by now, it all started with [livejournal.com profile] expastic mentioning 'Hair Down' by the Cold War Kids, which has this one bit which ALWAYS makes me think of Joe:

now our pockets are shallow
our quart running low
i saw they're empty but i'm just a fool
a woman in the kitchen told me
that true love it waits
but of all the rules he lives by
that's the one that he hates

It might actually be 'Roman' not 'woman', idk. But yes! Basically self-explanatory. And like...as much as I like to believe the Jonas Brothers are virgins and are happy with that...it just, must be difficult. And somehow I think Joe must find it the hardest.

Moar. )
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I literally only had about 500 words of this written, just kind of vaguely scribbled down, and then, y'know, you guys were all GET OVER YOURSELF AND WRITE SOME JOE/NICK like I told you to be, and then I wrote like 6000 words in this one night. And, okay, it's 3am now, but I really just had to finish this because it's been a LONG TIME COMING.

Title: too young to feel this old
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash, incest
Summary: Some days, Nick Jonas feels like a slow burn, a bomb waiting to go off.
A/N: This is for all you amazing people who've been waiting for longer than you should've been. ♥ Especially [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius for her amazing patience and general awesomeness, and [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad for being a fountain of knowledge and for introducing me to the Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon parallels. Title from 'Cold Desert' by the aforementioned band. XD

When they first hear Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire', they're in the tour bus and it comes on the radio, playing softly amongst the noise and chatter. )
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I stared at a certain area of this picture for an embarrassingly long time. )

Now, can everyone just tell me to get over myself and write some Joe/Nick, please? I don't even know WHAT my problem is, but there IS one, in that I freeze up whenever I try to write it and it's STARTING TO REALLY BUG ME.
hardparade: (disney; joe & nick (hug))

AKASLJASFSDKL;ASD.

I have to go to therapy right now but I had to post this, OMG JOE AND NICK. WITH THEIR SHARED HOTEL ROOM AND CLOSE TOGETHER BEDS, AND THE COLOGNE AND THE HUGGING AND--*FLAILS*

I THINK THIS IS OLD? BUT SOMEONE ON [livejournal.com profile] teamjoick POSTED ABOUT IT JUST NOW AND I HADN'T SEEN IT. AND OMG.
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!! OMG EPIC.

WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS PICTURE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I HAVE NO IDEA. I ALSO CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYBODY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. AMAZING.
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I totally vote B.

Also, idek why, but the bit where Kevin and John are yelling and Kevin just goes "AUGHHH!" really cracks me up.

And, re: Nick playing the drums and looking inappropriately hot? All I can do is echo the person who commented first on the post of this over at [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt, summing it up quite succinctly with: NICK, YOU ARE 16. PLEASE STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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Why? No reason.

STOP JUDGING ME.

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Throwing punchlines, no one wins... )

The other day I was in town with my best friend and she said "You know what I watched the other day? The last half of High School Musical 2." I laughed at her and I was like "What? Oh dear!" and she immediately shot back "You can't talk, you fancy at least one Jonas brother." And that was the end of that.

Anyway, I am writing, kind of, but I'm not doing too well. I've got a few things that I'm steadily working away on and I'll try get SOMETHING posted as soon as possible but I'm struggling for some reason. :(
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OMG WHAT, I WROTE THIS SO QUICKLY.

Title: retail therapy
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Joe Jonas
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um, total crack!pairing.
Summary: Will needs an outfit for the Paris premiere of Prince Caspian. Perhaps Joe Jonas can help.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] sundappled, who requested it, and also for all my Narnia fandom friends who are putting up with my current Jonas Brothers obsession. XD

Anna Popplewell and Georgie Henley are doing some leisurely shopping together in Camden when suddenly Georgie grabs Anna's arm and points wildly into the distance. 'Hey, is that Will? Who's he with?' )
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Yeah, so...I'm still ashamed and everything, but I'm starting to get USED to liking these guys. So, to try and make myself feel less ~alone~ in my growing obsession, this is my attempt to turn more of my flist into fans of the Jonas Brothers:

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...Did it work?

No?

*sigh* Fine, have a picspam. )

I see that you're not quite convinced yet.

How about some gifs and videos, too? )

OKAY I AM DONE. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. If you've managed to resist, you are very strong and...I'm really jealous. D:

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