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I'm sorry this took me so long, [livejournal.com profile] blackwayfarers! I hope you like it. ♥ And, uh, everyone else? I don't even know, you guys, I just don't get the chance to write femdom very often and that's TRAGIC because I find it really, really fun.

Title: handful of kaleidoscopes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe Jonas/The Veronicas
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um. Pegging, domination, mild bloodplay and a bit of twincest.
Summary: Kiiind of porn without plot. Or at least, porn without explanation/build-up.
A/N: For the Being Attractive and Doing Stuff Fic Fest. :D And, jsyk, this picture was immensely helpful for inspiration, and the title is from 'I Want That' by Psapp.

'Look at him,' Jess says, tickling her fingers down Joe's thighs and giggling. 'Look, Lisa. Look how bad he wants it.' )
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK JONAS.



ONE YEAR CLOSER TO 18. Or probably like...65, mentally. Oh, Nick. You strange man-child, you.

No picspam because I'm kinda suffering from the post-birthday blues today, but feel free to celebrate in this post if you feel inclined!

I had a pretty good birthday myself, but I'm lacking in a social life these days so it was rather uneventful. I might go to the cinema this weekend with my bff though (to see 500 Days of Summer, YES!!). And I got some cool presents, including THIS incredible artwork from the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] eryslash, omg. ♥ There are also various chocolatey things in the fridge leftover from yesterday, so I'm gonna go devour them. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes. ♥
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So, I made a Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill fanvid.


Yeah, that's how I'm choosing to start this entry. DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHERE IT CAME FROM. I'm still not entirely sure. All I know is that I hardcore ship them, now? It started out all ANGST and SEX and RELIGION, and now all of a sudden [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad and I CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT NICK AND CALEB GETTING GAY MARRIED AND LIVING ON A CORN FARM IN IOWA WITH THEIR BABY CALLED COSTELLO. Using Miley as their surrogate. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. It's not helped by this terrible quality video of an interview from last year where the following is said:

Caleb: I think we're the second best-looking brother band (something I can't hear). The Jonas Brothers are dressed up pretty nice.
Matt: No they're not!
Caleb: (Something, maybe 'We're good!') Saw 'em last night in the lobby. Jesus, those little guys. I know they're probably legal to drink here, but Disney would screw 'em if they ever saw them with a beer--it'd be in every magazine.

You guys, Caleb Followill thinks the Jonas Brothers are good looking and he feels sorry for them 'cause they can't have a drink. ♥_♥

But yeah, at some point during all of this, I was watching the Lines, Vines and Trying Times photoshoot video and it reminded me really strongly of Rolling Stone's At Home With Kings of Leon video. And then my brain started meshing the two and like, it has no real story and seriously, this is only the second fanvid I have ever made, but IT HAD TO BE DONE. Feel free to ignore my insanity.

IN OTHER NEWS, I have now finished my exams until January! SO YAY. Unfortunately, I am not free just yet, as I'm going to Rhode Island and New Hampshire for like...11 days. I leave on Sunday. I'm looking forward to it and everything and it's not like this should be freaking me out as much as it is seeing as it happens EVERY YEAR, but like...it's really freaking me out. I HAVE BECOME SO DEPENDENT ON CERTAIN INTERNET FRIENDS OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS (has it even been that long?) AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT LIVEJOURNAL IN GENERAL. D:

Also, I realised the other day that in the Disney fandom, I pretty much never make reaction posts? I always just end up reacting on everyone else's reaction posts and leaving it at that. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT IS? But a whole bunch of things have happened now and I don't want to make some giant rambly post about EVERYTHING. So here's a really brief overview: TACKLEHUG! My top three favourite songs on LVATT are Much Better, World War III and Black Keys! I still cannot quite believe they're getting away with that implied 'bitch' in Poison Ivy! I'm going to see them in Manchester with [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius in November!

...I HAVE ALREADY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY BUT I'M SURE THERE ARE MORE, IDK, TALK TO ME.

Also, if you have ever in your life thought, you know what I'd like to read? The bass player from Kings of Leon drunkenly hitting on Demi Lovato and then taking her to get a tattoo the next day and then fucking her in his bathroom, I can hook you up. The characterisation is weirdly perfect and they're all bickery and adorable and hot all at the same time. Knock Down The Door, NC-17. It even comes with fake gossip site articles and texts and Twitter updates which all sound SO LEGIT IT'S SCARY. I fucking love [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad, you guys. (Also, it is INGRAINED IN MY BRAIN that Demi is a lesbian, but I totally bought this pairing, so this fic must have magical powers. Just sayin'.)

DISNEY STARS/MEMBERS OF KINGS OF LEON. It's the future.

Bookface.

May. 8th, 2009 12:45 pm
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Okay, so the chat last night was the first Jonas Brothers live chat I've ever actually watched LIVE, and...man that was entertaining.

I checked the time differences and everything first and I was like "1am to 2am? I can totally do that." And of course it would be like 45 minutes late. Whatever, it was worth it though, I laughed so much. Even before the chat had started. I think it was just all the chaos.

And then of course when they DID come on, I'd minimised the window, and they were playing 'Paranoid' just after I'd stopped listening to it, so I was like ?!?! until I realised where the noise was coming from. And then they were just sitting there grooving to their own song and the image kept cutting in and out and for some reason the whole thing was just really cracking me up.

And God, I love how sarcastic and dry they are, especially Nick, hahaha. Like when some girl said she was shaking, and one of them (was it Nick?) was like "So are we." ROFL. And when that girl asked if they remembered her friend, and it was like *GIANT PAUSE* ".....yes." Amazing. And everything Nick said about Joe's ~weddings, like the girl asking what Joe's favourite colour was (seriously? You get a chance to ask the Jonas Brothers anything and you ask that?) and Nick being like "Good question. We need to know this for the invitations."

Those SayNow calls were SO AWKWARD though. Arrrghh so much secondhand embarrassment. Some of it I could laugh at, but so much of it was like, PAINFUL. I loved how every time the woman's voice went "You have a call from one of your fans!" they were all like "Oh wow, awesome!" like they were surprised, haha. And Joe called her Jen! :D I loved how towards the last calls they just COULD NOT be bothered anymore. When they started claiming to be Pizza Hut, and Nick "accidentally" hung up on that one girl. And how quick they were to say goodbye when that girl said they were all looking really hot. Oh man. I love them.

OTHER HIGHLIGHTS:

- Joe saying he liked Nick's muscles. YES, THAT'S TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.

- Joe whispering Spanish in Nick's ear, and Nick not repeating whatever the last thing was because he didn't know what it meant, hahaha.

- Walmart. Facebook.

- Joe talking about refrigerating cows, WHAT. And yelling everything that was written in caps.

I CAN'T REMEMBER MORE, I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN. Also did anyone notice the extra line in 'Paranoid' when they played it? I'm taking all the doctor's meds? I thought I'd just not noticed it before but it's not actually IN the radio version, it's edited. Which is just. What. Really, Disney, really? That's almost as ridiculous as hold me like you mean it.

Okay, I reeeeally have to get on with some revision now but I'll be back later to catch up on my flist/comments (I haven't read anything about the chat since the epic [livejournal.com profile] callusfreaks post last night).
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Writing from Joe Jonas's POV is the HARDEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. *collapses*

Title: The Shape Your Faces Make
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick, Caleb/Nathan
Rating: R
Warnings: Real person slash, and incest. A double dose of it.
Summary: He wants to understand where everything went wrong for them, because some part of him is scared to death it's going to be the same for him and his brothers too.
A/N: Set last September when the Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon were staying in the same hotel in London. Title from 'Relief' by Cold War Kids. Also, THIS GOT LONG.

At first he thinks he hears Garbo wrong, because it sounds a lot like he says, 'Hey, you guys, the Kings of Leon are down at the bar.' )
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WHAT THE HELL. This is really stupid, right, but I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I HAD SOME OF THE 'SOS' LYRICS WRONG IN MY MIND. D:

I always thought it was "next time I see you, I'm givin' you a high five, cause I'm too over-rated, just FYI" and I JUST FOUND OUT THAT INSTEAD, IT IS THE RIDICULOUSLY LAME "cause hugs are over-rated just FYI". AND IT'S A MILEY REFERENCE? GAH.

Looool this really shouldn't bother me but IDK, I always thought that "I'm too over-rated" was kind of a cool thing for them to sing, and...the fact that it's HUGS is just kind of stupid.

ALSO I remember hearing a version once where it totally sounds like Nick sings "cause sex is over-rated" BUT AM I MAKING THAT UP? IF NOT, SOMEBODY MUST KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Eh, the lyrics of that song always kind of bugged me anyway because in the chorus it's "I gave my all for you" and it sounds awkward being 'for' instead of 'to'.

And just to reiterate how uncool I am, I totally bought Camp Rock chocolates today.



They even come with a keyring. I can't decide whether I'm uncool enough to actually put that on my keys, though.

Oh! AND. You should read this amazingly amazing Kings of Leon fic by [livejournal.com profile] jrocksee. It's called And Your Soul Smells Of Sulphur and it's Jared/Matthew and sort of UST Caleb/Nathan, rated R. It ties in with the Sex on Fire video in this really incredibly, clever, creepy way, and there's possession and biblical references and awesome imagery and just, nngh, read it. And then watch the Sex on Fire video. And then read it again. That may or may not be what I did.
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Because, like, I think I'm a little obsessed, you guys. Observe:



And that's excluding all the time I spent listening to them on my iPod while I was at my Dad's earlier in the week, because it randomly decided to randomly wipe itself before I got a chance to plug it into my computer and let everything scrobble. Which I'm kind of only mad about because I bet Kings of Leon would have had like 324982734 plays by now if it'd worked. >:( By the way, add me on last.fm if you want! Just don't like, leave me notes about fandom-y things because I have RL people on there too. XD

That chart's probably going to change pretty soon seeing as I just downloaded the new Patrick Wolf album, the new Bob Dylan album, and...the Camp Rock soundtrack. My ridiculously random music taste, let me show you it. ALSO, OMG, I'M PRETTY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THE PATRICK WOLF ALBUM. He sort of lost me around 'The Magic Position', but...I just, I have so much love for him, seriously. It's like I can't quite ever stop adoring him, even when I want to. And? TILDA SWINTON IS ON THIS ALBUM. Tilda Swinton!! She's like ~the narrator~ or something. And I just, I can't even. It's one of those collaborations that SEEMS really random but then you think about it and it's like, THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

But anyway. Here are a whole bunch of pictures of Kings of Leon. Just because.

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Nathan and his distressing sideburns invite you in. )

I'm trying to write Nick/Joe with bonus Caleb/Nathan, by the way, but it isn't going well. I think because I decided to see if I could write from Joe's POV and it turns out I find that really difficult. :/ But I'll keep working on it! And just so you know, 'one of them has my same boots' is now my official tag for all things Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon related.

Ooh! And go check out [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius's Joe/Nick ficmix, Endlessly. It's so, so perfect. ♥

Aaand also, I think I might be late with commenting on a bunch of things. If I am, DON'T WORRY I'M NOT IGNORING YOU. I'll get around to it soon, I just fail at that at the moment apparently.

!!!

Apr. 20th, 2009 05:53 pm
hardparade: (music; kings of leon; caleb)

SKIP TO 5:38 OMG.

Miquita: Would you say that the Kings of Leon are an ambitious band? Do you care about things like world domination and things that bands like the Jonas Brothers care about?
Caleb: Hey, they're staying at our hotel.
Miquita: They're staying at your hotel?
Caleb: Yeah, one of them has my same boots.

!!!

THERE WERE FIC IDEAS ALREADY, THIS IS JUST FUEL TO THE FIRE YOU GUYS.

Then a bit later Caleb says that bands like the Jonas Brothers are really only aiming to make number 1 albums, whereas Kings of Leon just want to make music that they're proud of. And at the very end, they're asked which band they'd compare themselves to, and Nathan says, totally deadpan "The Jonas Brothers. For sure."



THIS WAS IN MID-SEPTEMBER LAST YEAR BTW. When the JoBros were promoting Camp Rock in the UK I think?
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Hello. :) It's your friendly neighbourhood incestuous-RPF enthusiast, here, bringing yet another post about brothers who should be screwing if they aren't already, and trying to convince you to ship them.

Okay but let me preface this by saying: Kings of Leon are a really recent obsession for me. I've only properly been listening to them for the past week or so, and it was only yesterday that I like, found out their names and stuff. SO this might be kind of like that Tokio Hotel spam post I made, where I was all I DON'T FIND BILL ATTRACTIVE! and I DON'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC! and I HAVEN'T READ ANY FIC YET! And then all of that changed within about a day.

So basically, things might change, I will probably discover more about these guys, this isn't like, an all-inclusive introduction to the band or anything.

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This is Kings of Leon. Left to right, that's Matthew, Caleb, Nathan and Jared. Nathan, Caleb and Jared are all brothers (that's in age order from eldest to youngest), and Matthew is their cousin.

Read more... )
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HI. FIRST OF ALL, I wrote that fic last night, right, posted it at 3am and then went straight to sleep. And I woke up this morning to over twenty incredible comments and I basically haven't stopped smiling all day. You are all so wonderful, thank you. ♥ I can't even SAY how happy I am about the fact that everyone just seemed to GET everything I was trying to say.

And right...this is probably going to be a bit of a weird post? Basically I have all these songs that keep making me think of the Jonas Brothers (Joe and Nick specifically WHAT A SURPRISE) and like...I feel like my thoughts aren't organised enough about them to make a fanmix, but I still want to share them. And talk about them. I DON'T KNOW WHY, STOP JUDGING ME.

Obviously if we ignore the whole Kings of Leon thing 'cause that's probably pretty much covered by now, it all started with [livejournal.com profile] expastic mentioning 'Hair Down' by the Cold War Kids, which has this one bit which ALWAYS makes me think of Joe:

now our pockets are shallow
our quart running low
i saw they're empty but i'm just a fool
a woman in the kitchen told me
that true love it waits
but of all the rules he lives by
that's the one that he hates

It might actually be 'Roman' not 'woman', idk. But yes! Basically self-explanatory. And like...as much as I like to believe the Jonas Brothers are virgins and are happy with that...it just, must be difficult. And somehow I think Joe must find it the hardest.

Moar. )
hardparade: (georgie)
I literally only had about 500 words of this written, just kind of vaguely scribbled down, and then, y'know, you guys were all GET OVER YOURSELF AND WRITE SOME JOE/NICK like I told you to be, and then I wrote like 6000 words in this one night. And, okay, it's 3am now, but I really just had to finish this because it's been a LONG TIME COMING.

Title: too young to feel this old
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash, incest
Summary: Some days, Nick Jonas feels like a slow burn, a bomb waiting to go off.
A/N: This is for all you amazing people who've been waiting for longer than you should've been. ♥ Especially [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius for her amazing patience and general awesomeness, and [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad for being a fountain of knowledge and for introducing me to the Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon parallels. Title from 'Cold Desert' by the aforementioned band. XD

When they first hear Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire', they're in the tour bus and it comes on the radio, playing softly amongst the noise and chatter. )
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I stared at a certain area of this picture for an embarrassingly long time. )

Now, can everyone just tell me to get over myself and write some Joe/Nick, please? I don't even know WHAT my problem is, but there IS one, in that I freeze up whenever I try to write it and it's STARTING TO REALLY BUG ME.
hardparade: (disney; joe & nick (hug))

AKASLJASFSDKL;ASD.

I have to go to therapy right now but I had to post this, OMG JOE AND NICK. WITH THEIR SHARED HOTEL ROOM AND CLOSE TOGETHER BEDS, AND THE COLOGNE AND THE HUGGING AND--*FLAILS*

I THINK THIS IS OLD? BUT SOMEONE ON [livejournal.com profile] teamjoick POSTED ABOUT IT JUST NOW AND I HADN'T SEEN IT. AND OMG.
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!! OMG EPIC.

WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS PICTURE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I HAVE NO IDEA. I ALSO CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYBODY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. AMAZING.
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I totally vote B.

Also, idek why, but the bit where Kevin and John are yelling and Kevin just goes "AUGHHH!" really cracks me up.

And, re: Nick playing the drums and looking inappropriately hot? All I can do is echo the person who commented first on the post of this over at [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt, summing it up quite succinctly with: NICK, YOU ARE 16. PLEASE STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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First of all I just want to ramble a bit about my feelings on the whole new cast idea, because I don't think I ever really talked about that except maybe in a couple of comments here and there. I was really upset at first, but after a while I kind of accepted it and now I don't really see why people are rejecting the season so early. I mean, I miss the old cast like crazy and I wish we'd been able to see more of them, but I'm excited about the new cast too and I think it's just kind of silly to make judgements on the season without even watching a couple of episodes. Some people have said they won't even be watching and that just makes no sense to me. When you first started watching Season 1, you didn't know any of the characters, and you grew to love them. So this is what's happening here, except it's in a show which has a format and style that you already enjoy. That's how I feel, anyway.

Plus there's Effy, who has my UNDYING LOVE, so of course even if the season is awful I'll keep watching it for her. ♥

OKAY ONTO THE SPOILERY STUFF. My thoughts about the episode and the new cast. )

Also this has nothing to do with Skins, but if you read Jonas Brothers fic, do yourself a favour and read this. It's called 'The Brothers Who Were Turned Into Birds', by [livejournal.com profile] annakovsky and it's Joe/Nick and it's rated R. It's actually probably one of the best fics I've ever read, I wasn't sure about it at first but it just sort of kicks off and sucks you in and it's just that sort of delicious, painful angst that makes you hurt and want more at the same time. The writing's absolutely amazing, too. It's just. Nnngh. Read it.
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Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )
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Why? No reason.

STOP JUDGING ME.

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Throwing punchlines, no one wins... )

The other day I was in town with my best friend and she said "You know what I watched the other day? The last half of High School Musical 2." I laughed at her and I was like "What? Oh dear!" and she immediately shot back "You can't talk, you fancy at least one Jonas brother." And that was the end of that.

Anyway, I am writing, kind of, but I'm not doing too well. I've got a few things that I'm steadily working away on and I'll try get SOMETHING posted as soon as possible but I'm struggling for some reason. :(
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Hahahaha. Oh man, I love them.

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Tagged by [livejournal.com profile] hotfruits.

The rules are that for 8 days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag 8 people to do the same.

I had a pretty boring day really, but one thing that did make me happy was seeing this:



Jonas Secrets in general bring the lulz, but this is one that would be funny even without the text, and I love it.

A lot of people on my flist are already doing this meme, so I'm just going to save myself the confusion and say, if you're not doing it already and you want to, consider yourself tagged!

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