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May. 30th, 2012 10:58 pm
hardparade: (celeb; simon)
GUYS I SAW SIMON AMSTELL LIVE LAST NIGHT

IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER

LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT

spoiler warning for 'Numb' if you're planning to see it and don't want to know what he talks about )

I just looked at my Simon Amstell tag and it turns out I titled my entry about 'Do Nothing' with hearteyes as well. FIGURES.

(More One Direction posts to come in the next few days, don't worry. XD)
hardparade: (celeb; simon)
So this is kind of out of the blue, which in a way shouldn't be that surprising when you look at my past few entries. I've just been having sort of a British comedy fest, and then this post kind of...happened. It's sort of a primer, except that it assumes you already know who Russell Brand and Simon Amstell are. But apart from that, it's very thorough?

The thing is, sometimes I think that Simon Amstell is my favourite person. And against my better judgement I still have a special place in my heart for Russell Brand, despite all his wrongdoings. And the two of them are good friends and you know that I will ship people based on less than that, so...


'You're quite a lovely innocent little man, is how I think when I'm round your house.' )

This is one of those times where I spend a while compiling a post, only to realise there will be almost no interest at all. *sigh*
hardparade: (narnia; georgie)
Random anonymous questions for drunk!Jenny to answer, anyone? Go ahead!

In the meantime, a picspam of

attractive people with cats. )

FUN FACT: I had all of these pictures saved on my laptop already. I didn't realise quite how many there were until today. Apparently I have a thing for attractive people with cats?

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Sep. 28th, 2009 11:44 pm
hardparade: (misc; never mind the buzzcocks)
You guys. YOU GUYS.

I really, really love Simon Amstell.

Like, I didn't think I could love him any more than I already did, but tonight has managed to change that. OH GOD, HOW IS HE SO ADORABLE? And so hilarious and tragic at the same time? GOD. I mean, because of Popworld and Never Mind The Buzzcocks I thought maybe he was a bit of a dick, but oh, you guys, he is so precious. I CAN'T EVEN.

Can there be spoilers for stand-up comedy? IDK. ON THE OFF CHANCE ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO SEE HIM ON THIS TOUR, I SHALL CUT.

Click. )

But all of it just made me really realise the fact that I have written THREE FICS about this man. I can't quite believe that. THREE! I wrote him with Noel Fielding, and with Patrick Wolf, and then with a couple of Kaiser Chiefs once just for fun. And I feel sort of validated with all of that, somehow, because my characterisation is pretty all right considering I didn't really have a good grasp on his real personality until tonight. I always wrote him a little bit insecure and inexperienced with one night stands and stuff. And he said that his fantasy is that he would be able to sleep with the guys who are on his shows, guys he interviews, too.

SO BASICALLY NOW I WANT TO WRITE HIM SOME MORE. AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO. BECAUSE IT IS NOW CANON THAT HE IS LONELY AND NEEDS MORE SEX. I don't even know who he should be paired with now, anyone! A Jonas Brother, whatever! HE SAID HE REALLY LIKES YOUNGER GUYS.
hardparade: (Default)
Title: surpassing comfort & security
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Simon Amstell/Patrick Wolf
Rating: R
Warnings: Fluff. So much fluff.
Summary: They did go back to his dressing room, true, but it was for a cup of tea and a chat, not wild sex on the awful threadbare floral sofa.
A/N: This is just ridiculously soppy, but I couldn't help it. I started writing this after Patrick's appearance on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Title from Patrick Wolf's 'Wind in the Wires'.

If he had come out of the closet before the age of twenty-one... )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: scissors made of glitter
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Simon Amstell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: ...Basically, it's just porn. I won't lie.
A/N: Set after Noel's third episode of being team captain on Buzzcocks, but I don't think you have to have seen that for this to make sense, although there are a couple of references to it. Also, MY GOD, this was really, really difficult.

'Can I come in?' says Noel, once the others have passed them in the corridor and they're left in privacy. )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: Employment
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ricky Wilson/Nick Hodgson (and a bit of Ricky/Simon Amstell and Nick/Simon Amstell, just because if I can randomly insert Simon Amstell into my fic and still have it make sense, then WHY NOT.)
Rating: NC-17 in parts
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: Ricky and Nick's relationship in twelve pieces.
A/N: I'm afraid I can't say I know all that much about these two, or the band in general, so I hope it works anyway. I might do another one based around the second album, I left it open for that. Various things are referenced, including this interview on Popworld, and this photo.

It starts much later on in their lives than one would expect. )
hardparade: (Default)
OK, I don't know if any of you know who Noel Fielding and Simon Amstell are, but Noel's being a guest team captain on Simon's pop quiz panel show Never Mind The Buzzcocks" at the moment, and for the past few days I've been really wanting to slash them.

The thing is, I cannot for the life of me work out who would top. This probably sounds ridiculous.

In all the slash I've read with Noel in, he's been a bottom, which I totally agree with and can imagine perfectly. But Simon! Is totally a bottom as well.

SO. Even if you have no clue who these guys are, I would like you to watch the following clip on Youtube and offer me your opinion. I know it will be difficult, because you'll only be seeing a brief conversation between the two, but...please. I'm so stuck.

Oh, and also, the clip features a rather controversial joke of Simon's about Courtney Love. Personally, I found it hilarious, but loads of people were really shocked. (Including Noel, as you'll see, but that's fair enough seeing as he's actually friends with her.)

ANYWAY.

Clip.

Noel is the black-haired one, Simon is the curly-haired one. It's only 46 seconds long! Please have a go.

Agh, I am slightly worryingly obsessed with Noel Fielding at the moment though. He's everywhere, lately, because he and Julian Barratt are promoting the new series of their surreal comedy show The Mighty Boosh. And *sigh* I'm just in love with him.

Here is a small picspam just because I can't help myself. )

Phew. OK. I'll go away now. My brain has been a crazy place these past few days. All this Noel everywhere, and my best friend just got two adorable tiny little kittens so I've been round there all the time playing with them, so my mind is just like, NOEL FIELDING! KITTENS! NOEL FIELDING! KITTENS! and I can't get it to shut up.

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