OK, I don't know if any of you know who Noel Fielding
and Simon Amstell
are, but Noel's being a guest team captain on Simon's pop quiz panel show Never Mind The Buzzcocks"
at the moment, and for the past few days I've been really
wanting to slash them.
The thing is, I cannot for the life of me work out who would top. This probably sounds ridiculous.
In all the slash I've read with Noel in, he's been a bottom, which I totally agree with and can imagine perfectly. But Simon! Is totally a bottom as well.
SO. Even if you have no clue who these guys are, I would like you to watch the following clip on Youtube and offer me your opinion. I know it will be difficult, because you'll only be seeing a brief conversation between the two, but...please. I'm so stuck.
Oh, and also, the clip features a rather controversial joke of Simon's about Courtney Love. Personally, I found it hilarious, but loads of people were really shocked. (Including Noel, as you'll see, but that's fair enough seeing as he's actually friends with her.)
Noel is the black-haired one, Simon is the curly-haired one. It's only 46 seconds long! Please have a go.
Agh, I am slightly worryingly obsessed with Noel Fielding at the moment though. He's everywhere, lately, because he and Julian Barratt are promoting the new series of their surreal comedy show The Mighty Boosh. And *sigh* I'm just in love with him.( Here is a small picspam just because I can't help myself. )
Phew. OK. I'll go away now. My brain has been a crazy place these past few days. All this Noel everywhere, and my best friend just got two adorable tiny little kittens so I've been round there all the time playing with them, so my mind is just like, NOEL FIELDING! KITTENS! NOEL FIELDING! KITTENS! and I can't get it to shut up.