hardparade: (georgie)
So I'm still having a lot of Narnia cast feelings. I'm not entirely sure where this came from. I have this theory that because there were about three years between each movie, it's a sort of biological clock thing? Like some part of me recognises that three years have passed and there has not been a Narnia fandom resurgence and so it's like. Psst. Hey. HEY. IT'S NARNIA FANDOM TIME.

Or something. Alternatively, as [livejournal.com profile] starsimpulse put it, "Narnia is like this old flame that you keep going back to for comfort and embarrassing sex."

Anyway I've been getting super nostalgic and missing the days of talking about the Narnia cast on LJ and then I kind of realised that I can still do that?? So this is going to be kind of an update post where I talk about what everybody is up to these days. Maybe? Let's see.

News about Anna, Georgie, Skandar, Will, Ben, and Will P. under the cut. Also pictures and screencaps and stuff. )

Okay I think that's everything? I mean it's probably not everything, but it seems like a reasonable summary.

Somehow I've ended up making gifs of the Prince Caspian DVD commentary on Tumblr, and in order to do that, I basically transcribed all the cute/funny/interesting parts of the commentary. I feel like since I went to the effort I should probably post all of that here, like I did for the LWW one a few years back! I always meant to do it because the only other post I'd made on the PC commentary was when I first listened to it and I don't think I went into much detail. And I'm really determined to try and drag as many people as I can back into this fandom with me.

Oh oh, also! The wonderful [livejournal.com profile] prunesquallormd finally finished his epic Lucy/Susan fic, With A Clouded View, and you should all go read it right away if you're interested in that kind of thing, because it's utterly lovely and he worked really hard on it for a really long time. ♥ Edit: I forgot to mention it's also on AO3, here!
hardparade: (celeb; simon)
So this is kind of out of the blue, which in a way shouldn't be that surprising when you look at my past few entries. I've just been having sort of a British comedy fest, and then this post kind of...happened. It's sort of a primer, except that it assumes you already know who Russell Brand and Simon Amstell are. But apart from that, it's very thorough?

The thing is, sometimes I think that Simon Amstell is my favourite person. And against my better judgement I still have a special place in my heart for Russell Brand, despite all his wrongdoings. And the two of them are good friends and you know that I will ship people based on less than that, so...


'You're quite a lovely innocent little man, is how I think when I'm round your house.' )

This is one of those times where I spend a while compiling a post, only to realise there will be almost no interest at all. *sigh*
hardparade: (misc; never mind the buzzcocks (pedo))
Uh. Haha. No, I don't really have any words for this. Except that if you're up at 4am scribbling in a notebook, you really can't let a fic idea go.

Also! Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere Noel-related that I can crosspost this? Like, imagining I just decided to throw out the rest of my dignity? I know there are Boosh comms and stuff but I feel like there should be a sort of general, Noel-Fielding-having-sex-with-random-people appreciation society, because I would probably get a lot of use out of that.


Title: big boy rides and big boy ice
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, and a bit of focus on age difference—Noel is in his late thirties, and the twins are 19...and act a lot younger.
Summary: Porn, porn, 6000 words of porn. "Can I ask why you've chosen me for your sexual debut with non-family members?"
A/N: WHAT IN THE WORLD. Can we blame that old episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks that I foolishly decided to rewatch? And [livejournal.com profile] staypainted? And these gifs? Please? (Also, the title is from 'Whatever You Like' by T.I., though I was listening to the Anya Marina cover because: hnnng.)

'Woah, woah, woah.' Noel's hand flies up to his face, covering his eyes. 'Oh. Shit. No. Okay.' )
hardparade: (celeb; james & keira)
First of all, if you haven't seen this yet, you need to. Look at James getting a little bit flustered and forgetting his notes, and saying ALL THE NICE THINGS, and Keira immediately hugging him when she comes onstage and then looking back for him after she does her speech, and the way they sort of scurry off together with their arms around each other. CUTEST, CUTEST. ♥_♥

And, secondly, what is this? Where did this come from? I wrote it in an embarrassingly short period of time and really have very little explanation for it. I just like writing about Ben Barnes becoming entangled in unexpected sexual situations, plus I think deep down I have always wanted to write Keira Knightley. I have adored her since I was about twelve. It was a lot of fun writing James, too - I have come to the conclusion that there needs to be more fic about him having sex.

ANYWAY, THIS MADE ME HAPPY, AND I'M GOING TO POST IT BEFORE I CHICKEN OUT.


Title: five rules for impromptu threesomes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben Barnes/James McAvoy/Keira Knightley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, adultery
Summary: Entirely grey décor! Evil heron statues! Apricot beard shampoo! Conversational mazes! This is how Ben ends up taking James McAvoy and Keira Knightley back to his hotel room at nearly 2am on a Sunday. Well, a Monday, technically, which he's pretty sure makes it even weirder.
A/N: I keep thinking this is completely ridiculous, but then, James is friends with Keira and he is also friends with Ben and also I love them all, SHUT UP IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED. *looks again at summary* Okay...no, this is completely ridiculous.

Keira cocks her head. 'You know, you're really quite lovely,' she says, in something like bemusement. )
hardparade: (narnia; will & skandar)
So for some reason, I decided to listen to the LWW commentary again recently? And because I've gotten into the habit of obsessively quoting things, I ended up transcribing like half of it. I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO WHAT I DO. But it happened, and it seems ridiculous for me not to post it. I also ripped the commentary and made it into an .mp3 just to round things off. Idc, I love the commentaries. If they don't do one for Dawn Treader, I'll be inconsolable, I'm saying this now.

Andrew: This would probably be new to you guys, because a lot of this was computer-generated and we did it after the fact, we just shot the pilots on green screen. How did it feel seeing this having not really known what was going on when you were running around the house?
Georgie: (to Skandar) You look like a monkey, you've got sticky-out ears!
Skandar: No I don't!
Georgie: I'm only kidding.
Skandar: Why are you so mean?
Georgie: I'm only kidding, you've got lovely ears.
Skandar: Thanks, Georgie.
Anna: I remembered that this was the start of the story, but for some reason I wasn't expecting it when we watched the film, 'cause when you think Narnia you just kind of think snow—
Will: Fake snow.
Anna: —but it opens with these bomber planes and you're kind of taken aback.
Skandar: We're all joking around and Anna has this perfectly educated answer, like, yes, yes.
UGH I LOVE HOW THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST BIT OF INTERACTION AND IT ESTABLISHES THEIR WHOLE DYNAMIC SO WELL. I love how Andrew is like "talk about how this scene was for you guys" and Georgie is like "SKANDAR'S EARS ARE FUNNY."

Much more. TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH ME. )

[download] .mp3 of the LWW commentary on Mediafire.


FORCED GROUP HUG TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. ♥
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Hey, so, you know how sometimes I'm reasonably active in a few fandoms at once? And I have some fic on the go, only for some reason I get hit by a sudden bout of writer's block, and no matter how much I stare at the stories I can't seem to continue them? And then completely out of nowhere, when I'm least expecting it, I get hit with a sudden plotbunny for a TOTALLY RANDOM FANDOM which probably consists of about twelve people, and end up writing an entire fic in like, a day?

You know that whole sequence of events?

Yeah, it happened again.

*sigh* I'm kind of annoyed, because, you know, I'd really rather have been finishing off one of the several WIPs I've got going, but I guess we should all just be glad I'm writing at all. Maybe this'll kickstart some more? LET'S HOPE.

Anyway, it's Weeds fic. I don't think I've even mentioned that I watch Weeds. I started early this year—I just watched the episodes Zooey Deschanel guest-starred in, and then got hooked and watched it all. I had a total love/hate relationship with it for a whole five seasons. Like seriously, one second I'd be like WHY AM I WATCHING THIS, IT'S NOT FUNNY, I'M NOT ENJOYING MYSELF, I HATE ALL THESE CHARACTERS, and the next second I'd be loling all over the place and declaring it my new favourite show.

And thennn it got really stale halfway through season 5, and I stopped watching for months, and then people were saying the new season was really good, so I caught up. AND OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, NEW FAVOURITE SHOW. Maybe. Season 6 is delightfully insane. I'm a sucker for fucked up families as is, but fucked up families ON THE RUN? Roadtrips and motels and changes of identity! I LOVE IT. I feel like the show has finally fully embraced its own ridiculousness, and as far as I'm concerned, it's never been better.

So uh, to celebrate that: incestuous fanfiction. I AM SO PREDICTABLE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.



Title: the cock of a rifle, a memory in the dark
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Silas/Shane
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, obviously, and Shane being underage. (How old is he even supposed to be these days? Maybe I don't want to know.)
Summary: Silas says, "Y-yeah," because—well, fuck knows why, because apparently it's impossible to be a morally decent Botwin and because right now he's pretty sure he might die if somebody doesn't touch his dick.
A/N: Set during 6x02, so spoilers up until then. Title from, uh, 'Erection' by The Faint. Yeah. I can't lie, this is a pretty weird story.

'You are so fucked up.' )
hardparade: (narnia; georgie)
Random anonymous questions for drunk!Jenny to answer, anyone? Go ahead!

In the meantime, a picspam of

attractive people with cats. )

FUN FACT: I had all of these pictures saved on my laptop already. I didn't realise quite how many there were until today. Apparently I have a thing for attractive people with cats?
hardparade: (kings of jonas; nick & caleb)
So, I made a Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill fanvid.


Yeah, that's how I'm choosing to start this entry. DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHERE IT CAME FROM. I'm still not entirely sure. All I know is that I hardcore ship them, now? It started out all ANGST and SEX and RELIGION, and now all of a sudden [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad and I CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT NICK AND CALEB GETTING GAY MARRIED AND LIVING ON A CORN FARM IN IOWA WITH THEIR BABY CALLED COSTELLO. Using Miley as their surrogate. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. It's not helped by this terrible quality video of an interview from last year where the following is said:

Caleb: I think we're the second best-looking brother band (something I can't hear). The Jonas Brothers are dressed up pretty nice.
Matt: No they're not!
Caleb: (Something, maybe 'We're good!') Saw 'em last night in the lobby. Jesus, those little guys. I know they're probably legal to drink here, but Disney would screw 'em if they ever saw them with a beer--it'd be in every magazine.

You guys, Caleb Followill thinks the Jonas Brothers are good looking and he feels sorry for them 'cause they can't have a drink. ♥_♥

But yeah, at some point during all of this, I was watching the Lines, Vines and Trying Times photoshoot video and it reminded me really strongly of Rolling Stone's At Home With Kings of Leon video. And then my brain started meshing the two and like, it has no real story and seriously, this is only the second fanvid I have ever made, but IT HAD TO BE DONE. Feel free to ignore my insanity.

IN OTHER NEWS, I have now finished my exams until January! SO YAY. Unfortunately, I am not free just yet, as I'm going to Rhode Island and New Hampshire for like...11 days. I leave on Sunday. I'm looking forward to it and everything and it's not like this should be freaking me out as much as it is seeing as it happens EVERY YEAR, but like...it's really freaking me out. I HAVE BECOME SO DEPENDENT ON CERTAIN INTERNET FRIENDS OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS (has it even been that long?) AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT LIVEJOURNAL IN GENERAL. D:

Also, I realised the other day that in the Disney fandom, I pretty much never make reaction posts? I always just end up reacting on everyone else's reaction posts and leaving it at that. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT IS? But a whole bunch of things have happened now and I don't want to make some giant rambly post about EVERYTHING. So here's a really brief overview: TACKLEHUG! My top three favourite songs on LVATT are Much Better, World War III and Black Keys! I still cannot quite believe they're getting away with that implied 'bitch' in Poison Ivy! I'm going to see them in Manchester with [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius in November!

...I HAVE ALREADY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY BUT I'M SURE THERE ARE MORE, IDK, TALK TO ME.

Also, if you have ever in your life thought, you know what I'd like to read? The bass player from Kings of Leon drunkenly hitting on Demi Lovato and then taking her to get a tattoo the next day and then fucking her in his bathroom, I can hook you up. The characterisation is weirdly perfect and they're all bickery and adorable and hot all at the same time. Knock Down The Door, NC-17. It even comes with fake gossip site articles and texts and Twitter updates which all sound SO LEGIT IT'S SCARY. I fucking love [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad, you guys. (Also, it is INGRAINED IN MY BRAIN that Demi is a lesbian, but I totally bought this pairing, so this fic must have magical powers. Just sayin'.)

DISNEY STARS/MEMBERS OF KINGS OF LEON. It's the future.
hardparade: (georgie)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I HAVE TO POST IT NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE.

I started this in September last year. It's an Anna/Georgie/Will threesome with like, a LOT of focus on Georgie being young. It's so fucked up that I squicked myself a few times while writing it, and also made myself laugh out loud at things I HADN'T EVEN WRITTEN TO BE FUNNY. I could never quite decide if it was going to be the crackiest crack ever, or intensely SRS BSNS. So what did I do in an attempt to fix this? I gave it a title taken from KATY PERRY LYRICS. That was when I decided it was just going to sit on my laptop unseen FOREVER.

But then I re-read it and I got sad at the idea of some bits of it never being seen by anyone, and I remembered all the people I'd promised it to, so I finished it, and now I'm just like—idk.

Fuck it, here it is!

Title: nothing but blisters
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Anna/Georgie/Will
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het and femslash. Large age gaps. Georgie is fifteen and there's quite a lot of emphasis on the underage aspect, so if that squicks you don't read this!!
Summary: She wants them to remind her what they are, what they all are. She thinks of growing up with them always by her side, looking after her, and she wants that.
A/N: I really have no explanation for this at all.

It rains on the day of the London premiere of Voyage of the Dawn Treader. )
hardparade: (georgie)
So, you probably have no idea what this is. But...do you think maybe you could read it anyway? I spent a stupidly long time on it and only just realised that was probably pointless due to the lack of fandom for both of these shows. D: FAIL.

It was fun, though. I like how it's kind of twincest because it's Luke and Harry only NOT REALLY.

Title: moving signs
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Mark/Theo (Cape Wrath/Clapham Junction crossover)
Rating: R
Warnings: Voyeurism, underage sex—Theo is fifteen.
Summary: His mother only raises her eyebrows, and gives him a curt nod. "Well," she says, "I think we've had our fair share of mentally ill neighbours, don't you?"
A/N: ...It seemed to make sense in my mind?

It seems fitting that he's watching him right from the beginning. )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )
hardparade: (Default)
OMG WHAT, I WROTE THIS SO QUICKLY.

Title: retail therapy
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Joe Jonas
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um, total crack!pairing.
Summary: Will needs an outfit for the Paris premiere of Prince Caspian. Perhaps Joe Jonas can help.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] sundappled, who requested it, and also for all my Narnia fandom friends who are putting up with my current Jonas Brothers obsession. XD

Anna Popplewell and Georgie Henley are doing some leisurely shopping together in Camden when suddenly Georgie grabs Anna's arm and points wildly into the distance. 'Hey, is that Will? Who's he with?' )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: five times skandar saw ben & anna kissing
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Anna/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, voyeurism.
Summary: The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. After that, he seems to make a bit of a habit of it.
A/N: Idk, everything can be blamed on this picture.

The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: surpassing comfort & security
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Simon Amstell/Patrick Wolf
Rating: R
Warnings: Fluff. So much fluff.
Summary: They did go back to his dressing room, true, but it was for a cup of tea and a chat, not wild sex on the awful threadbare floral sofa.
A/N: This is just ridiculously soppy, but I couldn't help it. I started writing this after Patrick's appearance on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Title from Patrick Wolf's 'Wind in the Wires'.

If he had come out of the closet before the age of twenty-one... )
hardparade: (Default)
Title: Employment
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ricky Wilson/Nick Hodgson (and a bit of Ricky/Simon Amstell and Nick/Simon Amstell, just because if I can randomly insert Simon Amstell into my fic and still have it make sense, then WHY NOT.)
Rating: NC-17 in parts
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: Ricky and Nick's relationship in twelve pieces.
A/N: I'm afraid I can't say I know all that much about these two, or the band in general, so I hope it works anyway. I might do another one based around the second album, I left it open for that. Various things are referenced, including this interview on Popworld, and this photo.

It starts much later on in their lives than one would expect. )
hardparade: (Default)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY [livejournal.com profile] insaneboingo!!

Title: a record in every sense
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal/Adam Levine
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: And then it just kind of happened, and you hate how you can't remember the details, but all you can remember is that one second he was looking at you with this shocked expression on his face, and the next thing you knew, you were kissing.
A/N: I've never written in second person before! It just sort of happened, and it was fun. Also, this got surprisingly angsty towards the end. I couldn't help it. :( Also, title from 'Mnemonic' by Robots in Disguise.

You still think about it sometimes. )

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