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...Will LJ let me post this? LET'S SEE.


Title: hypothetically, i guess
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Matthew Gray Gubler/Anton Yelchin/Kat Dennings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash. Also, Anton is 17 in this, and MGG is 26.
Summary: "Gubler. Asking if he's a good kisser crosses over from 'paranoid jealous boyfriend' right into 'mancrush on your co-star'. Just so you know."
A/N: Because MGG and Kat dated, and Anton worked with both of them. Largely inspired by this video, this picture, and the Charlie Bartlett DVD commentary.

Matthew likes Anton instantly. )
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Oh my god, so, this is finally finished. I'm not sure how I feel about it—I mostly just resent that it's so absurdly long. I'm not sure if I've paid tribute to my favourite movie or done a disservice to it. But either way, here we go—the Skandar/Georgie/Will P. Dreamers!fic. In...four parts. *cowers* Apologies in advance for flist-spamming!


Title: one of us
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Georgie/Will P.
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het and slash, semi-explicit underage sex (Georgie is fourteen), drug use.
Summary: There's just something about them—something that makes him want to do whatever they ask, something that makes him want to be their friend.
A/N: Based on The Dreamers. Some parts are heavily inspired, others not so much—this will still make sense if you haven't seen the movie or read the book. The song Georgie dances to is 'Compliments' by Bloc Party. There may well be a mistake or two in here that I haven't managed to catch because it's so long, please let me know if you pick up on anything.

(2/4) (3/4) (4/4)

one of us (1/4) )
hardparade: (celeb; james & keira)
First of all, if you haven't seen this yet, you need to. Look at James getting a little bit flustered and forgetting his notes, and saying ALL THE NICE THINGS, and Keira immediately hugging him when she comes onstage and then looking back for him after she does her speech, and the way they sort of scurry off together with their arms around each other. CUTEST, CUTEST. ♥_♥

And, secondly, what is this? Where did this come from? I wrote it in an embarrassingly short period of time and really have very little explanation for it. I just like writing about Ben Barnes becoming entangled in unexpected sexual situations, plus I think deep down I have always wanted to write Keira Knightley. I have adored her since I was about twelve. It was a lot of fun writing James, too - I have come to the conclusion that there needs to be more fic about him having sex.

ANYWAY, THIS MADE ME HAPPY, AND I'M GOING TO POST IT BEFORE I CHICKEN OUT.


Title: five rules for impromptu threesomes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben Barnes/James McAvoy/Keira Knightley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, adultery
Summary: Entirely grey décor! Evil heron statues! Apricot beard shampoo! Conversational mazes! This is how Ben ends up taking James McAvoy and Keira Knightley back to his hotel room at nearly 2am on a Sunday. Well, a Monday, technically, which he's pretty sure makes it even weirder.
A/N: I keep thinking this is completely ridiculous, but then, James is friends with Keira and he is also friends with Ben and also I love them all, SHUT UP IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED. *looks again at summary* Okay...no, this is completely ridiculous.

Keira cocks her head. 'You know, you're really quite lovely,' she says, in something like bemusement. )
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I've been meaning to make this post for ages, and as time went on, I gathered more and more stuff to include, so now it's turned into this RIDICULOUSLY GIANT SPAM. And I just can't bear to part with any of it, 'cause I'm pathetic. Basically, I've been obsessed with The Kills for like a really long time now, and it drives me insane having no one to talk to about them!! If you don't know who they are, they're a crazy awesome band made up of Alison Mosshart and Jamie Hince. Alison has quickly become one of my, like, top five (maybe) celebrity crushes, and I ship the two of them LIKE BURNING. And you should too.

This post pretty much explains why, with a stupid amount of pictures, quotes, videos, and gifs. It's a primer. It may not be one about a pair of pretty incestuous brothers, but in my honest opinion, Jamie and Alison are just as strange and fascinating.



So this is Alison (nicknamed VV), and Jamie (nicknamed Hotel). They make seriously awesome music, but if I talked about the music as well as the people behind it, this post would be twice as long. The focus here is them, and their bizarre, co-dependent, obsessive, sexually-charged yet apparently platonic relationship.

I don't like to beg, but I pretty much spent all day on this and oh god you guys, please read it? I wanna share this obsession with somebody. Take five hours ten minutes out of your day and check it out?

Please?...Please? Yeah, screw it, I'm begging. )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Apparently, I'm totally okay with hardcore Freddie/Effy smut as long as someone else is present. Go figure.

Title: everything worth it hurts a little bit
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Freddie/Effy/Tony
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, open voyeurism
Summary: Prompt: Tony plays matchmaker and then gets off while watching.
A/N: Written a whole year late for the old Skins Anonymous Kink Meme. Hopefully there's still interest! It's set sometime around episode 3x06, I think? Title from 'Take It Like a Man' by Dragonette.

Freddie jabs at the doorbell five times before someone answers the door of the Stonem household. )
hardparade: (one direction; harry & louis (cambio))
Title: avalanche
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Cook/Freddie/Effy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, both het and slash, drug use
Summary: He's prepared to fucking beat Cook black and blue if that's what it takes. He knows the other boy's stronger but he also knows he's the one who wants Effy the most, and he'll give it the best he's got. If he has to.
A/N: Because a threesome is the best solution to a love triangle. :D Set a little while after 3x05.

He only turns up 'cause they're all so persistent, going on about how he needs to take his mind off things and just go out and have a good time. )
hardparade: (georgie)
As usual...apologies for the delay. :/

Title: the night starts here (6/?): an interlude
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash and het
Summary: She's not going to get angry or lash out. She and Will don't do that, they never have. They work through problems logically, sit down with a cup of tea and talk until there's nothing left to talk about. And she knows that's what they're going to do now.
A/N: I debated about whether or not there should be smut in this chapter for a really long time. But in the end I decided it really had to be a lower rating -- it couldn't have worked any other way. Sorry if this disappoints! The sex will be back next time. ;)
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Anna watches as Will stirs his tea clumsily, the spoon clinking loudly against the sides of the mug. )
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YEAH, SO. THIS WAS FUN. I FEEL REALLY DIRTY NOW.

Title: exercise the lines
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: SO NC-17 IT'S OBSCENE.
Warnings: Real person slash and het. Double penetration. Yes, you read that right.
Summary: Prompt: Double penetration, whereas it is mentioned how Will and Skan feel each other's cocks while doing it to Anna.
A/N: First of all, this has nothing to do with The Night Starts Here. It's for the kink meme, for [livejournal.com profile] jemmir, who I thank PROFUSELY for the prompt because it has pushed me to write something that I have been dying to write for longer than I will admit. Also hi, this is ridiculously dirty, just so you know.

'Okay,' says Skandar. It's a pretty boring, ordinary word for him to be using considering the circumstances, but it's the only one that comes to mind. )
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WHAT. NO, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: no catch, no beat
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash.
Summary: There is no time for reflection between countries.
A/N: I DIDN'T REALLY WRITE THIS. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. D:

'I don't even think he really *likes* you,' says Skandar, fidgeting, fingers tapping against his lower lip in feigned nonchalance. )
hardparade: (georgie)
...

YAY.

Title: the night starts here (4/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna. In this part, mostly Skandar/Anna.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real people. Slash and het.
Summary: Skandar's not quite sure why, but it still seems completely new to him to be attracted to Anna. He knows he probably has been in a kind of vague, non-addressed way for the past couple of years, but it's made a big difference actually admitting it to himself. He's still not sure why accepting it was such a big deal, but it must've been, otherwise he would've done it a hell of a lot sooner, because the way things are now? Is fantastic.
A/N: For once, this part is coming soon after the previous one instead of after a gap of several months! All the encouragement I'm getting is really helping, I guess. :)
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

'Well, that was a challenge,' says Will, finishing off his glass of wine and slumping back on the sofa. )
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*sighs happily* I managed to finish two fics that I've been working on FOREVER, in one day. Today was a good day. :)

Title: the night starts here (3/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het. Real people. Sex toys.
Summary: Things have been perfect between the three of them, really. But it seems like there are some things they just haven't considered. Anna starts to have second thoughts.
A/N: From Anna's POV. This took a ridiculously long time to write, I should really try and be quicker. I'm not used to writing series-fic AT ALL, but there'll be more if people are still interested. :)
[Part 1 ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Anna wakes up and falls back to sleep again a few times that morning... )
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Oh my god, it's twenty past one! I am going to sleep so badly. D:

Title: the night starts here (2/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna...still not a pairing
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het. Real people.
Summary: Weirdly, this whole thing is rather exciting. It's awkward and embarrassing and potentially career-ruining, but it's sort of fun at the same time. He's been close to the two of them for ages, of course, but there's something really thrilling about getting to know them all over again in this completely new and different way. And if they come across obstacles—well, that's just part of the journey.
A/N: Part two! HOORAY. This fic has been eating my brain. And there will be more! From Anna's POV. This is from Will's. I finished this at (*checks clock*) ten past one in the morning, and it's unbeta'd, so sorry for any mistakes. Also, feedback is my crack.
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Will tells them he wants to do it again some time. )
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FINALLY. IT'S FINISHED. I'm actually really happy with it, as well. But man, it is BIZARRE writing smut about someone who has the same name as your sister. :X Anyway, here, fic.

Title: the night starts here, part 1
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna. So not a pairing at all, actually.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het.
Summary: He almost feels like they're playing a game of strip poker or truth or dare, as though this is as far as it all goes. It's like they're each silently daring each other to take off that one last piece of clothing. But he knows it's more than that, he knows they all want each other and have done for years. And this is the moment something is going to be done about it.
A/N: I'm pretty sure that Will/Anna fans and Will/Skandar fans do not get on. But this fic, hopefully, has enough for both shippers. And for Skandar/Anna fans, if they exist. Anyway yes, do read it, I've been working on it for what feels like forever. I never say this, but seriously, feedback would be fantastic.
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

The music is heavy but inoffensive, and Skandar, on his third glass of champagne, feels it throbbing through his head... )

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