hardparade: (celeb; noel)
POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.


Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, age difference, and...double penetration (Edward on the receiving end).
Summary: Porn, porn, 5000 more words of porn. After filming he pretty much figured they would just disappear from his life, but to have them here in his bedroom, actually literally asking for it—what the hell else is he supposed to do? Nobody has that kind of willpower, okay? Nobody.
A/N: I accidentally a whole sequel. :/ This time I would like to blame [livejournal.com profile] portraitofafool please. (Follows on from this.)

'Oh, Christ,' sighs Noel, rubbing his face as he stands there in the doorway. It's 10am and fucking Jedward are on his doorstep. He should've known they wouldn't understand the concept of a one night stand. )

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO ENCOURAGE ME TO TURN THIS INTO SOME KIND OF SERIES AND GET RUSSELL BRAND INVOLVED, THEN—THEN I QUIT THE INTERNET. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE I WON'T WRITE IT.
hardparade: (misc; never mind the buzzcocks (pedo))
Uh. Haha. No, I don't really have any words for this. Except that if you're up at 4am scribbling in a notebook, you really can't let a fic idea go.

Also! Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere Noel-related that I can crosspost this? Like, imagining I just decided to throw out the rest of my dignity? I know there are Boosh comms and stuff but I feel like there should be a sort of general, Noel-Fielding-having-sex-with-random-people appreciation society, because I would probably get a lot of use out of that.


Title: big boy rides and big boy ice
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, and a bit of focus on age difference—Noel is in his late thirties, and the twins are 19...and act a lot younger.
Summary: Porn, porn, 6000 words of porn. "Can I ask why you've chosen me for your sexual debut with non-family members?"
A/N: WHAT IN THE WORLD. Can we blame that old episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks that I foolishly decided to rewatch? And [livejournal.com profile] staypainted? And these gifs? Please? (Also, the title is from 'Whatever You Like' by T.I., though I was listening to the Anya Marina cover because: hnnng.)

'Woah, woah, woah.' Noel's hand flies up to his face, covering his eyes. 'Oh. Shit. No. Okay.' )
hardparade: (narnia; skandar (dt))
Title: crystal ships dripping with ice
Maker: likecharity
Pairing: Edmund/Jadis
Sounds like: Sadness, regret, longing. The temptation of evil. Melancholy trip-hop and heavy electro. Sexy and creepy in equal amounts.
Includes: Individual .mp3s, .rar and .zip all on Mediafire.



recognise the poison in my heart... )
hardparade: (skins; cassie)
Some answers to that Character-Number Meme! Thank you, everyone who asked questions. I'm gonna shuffle up the numbers so you can ask more if you want. :D

Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.

More under the cut. )
hardparade: (skins; effy (upset))
UM. SKINS.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SKINS, PLEASE.

WHAT THE FUCK, SKINS? )

You guys, my brain feels like it's been scrambled. Sometimes I just love Skins and HATE IT SO MUCH AT THE SAME TIME. ;_;
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Posting this real quick before I go.

You probably have no idea who these people are. Jessie Baylin is a singer and Nathan Followill's fiancée, and Lily Aldridge is a model and Caleb Followill's girlfriend:



Idk I feel like visuals are necessary for this one:



This fic started out because I wanted to write about pretty girls kissing, and then Caleb/Nathan became a sidepairing and everything got angsty. I don't think I have any further explanation. I also don't think there is anywhere in the world that I can crosspost this. OH WELL.

Title: stumbling through our sad parade
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Jessie Baylin/Lily Aldridge, hints at Caleb Followill/Nathan Followill
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person femslash, hints at incest
Summary: A shiver runs through Lily as she realises they're in this together, involved with these hot-headed boys she has to admit she really knows very little about. And this girl she hardly knows is the only person in her life who understands what she's going through.
A/N: Title from 'Was I On Your Mind' by Jessie Baylin.

The evening draws in and Lily watches from under the shade of the willow trees as people carry on playing in the creek. )
hardparade: (georgie)
So, you probably have no idea what this is. But...do you think maybe you could read it anyway? I spent a stupidly long time on it and only just realised that was probably pointless due to the lack of fandom for both of these shows. D: FAIL.

It was fun, though. I like how it's kind of twincest because it's Luke and Harry only NOT REALLY.

Title: moving signs
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Mark/Theo (Cape Wrath/Clapham Junction crossover)
Rating: R
Warnings: Voyeurism, underage sex—Theo is fifteen.
Summary: His mother only raises her eyebrows, and gives him a curt nod. "Well," she says, "I think we've had our fair share of mentally ill neighbours, don't you?"
A/N: ...It seemed to make sense in my mind?

It seems fitting that he's watching him right from the beginning. )
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!! OMG EPIC.

WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS PICTURE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I HAVE NO IDEA. I ALSO CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYBODY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. AMAZING.
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So like...you know how I have a bit of a history of becoming spontaneously obsessed with rather embarrassing boybands?

Well. I have NO CLUE how this happened, but over the past week, I've been kind of like, really interested in Tokio Hotel. :/ If you don't know who they are, have their Wiki page, or be lazy and let me just tell you they're basically a German pop-rock band. I can't work out if this is more or less embarrassing than liking the JoBros. And Hanson. (Actually, I'm not embarrassed about liking Hanson anymore.) Gah, I don't know, I HAVE NO EXCUSE.

Except for the twincest. The band has twins in it and there is just SO MUCH INCESTUOUS TENSION THERE.

...Seriously, there's a trend here, isn't there?

I don't know, I'm like 99% sure that I'm not just delusional and that if you look past the ridiculous hair and the make up and everything, Bill and Tom Kaulitz are actually like, really pretty. At first I was only interested in Tom, and then I was like, HEY WAIT, BILL HAS TOM'S FACE, and then it was all downhill from there. I'm mostly only attracted to Bill when he doesn't have the giant hair, though. It's weird. It's like, any other hairstyle? WOW. But the second the hair's big, my attraction is gone and I find myself slightly scared of him. Odd.

ANYWAY yeah this is totally leading to a picspam so let's just get it over with, shall we?

Photobucket

*sigh* )

I am expecting half of the comments on this post to be something along the lines of 'lol okay, you loser' and the other half to be something about how WAIT, BILL IS A GUY?

HAVE AT IT. I HAVE NO SHAME LEFT.
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This is so bizarre. I'm writing a History essay and it's all about Britain in the 1930s and the economic crisis and everything, so Skandar's great great uncle, the economist John Maynard Keynes, is involved. It was weirding me out the whole time I was taking my notes because they kept just referring to him as Keynes, and I kept being like "Skandar!!" And then this guy, Sir Oswald Mosley, got involved, and I know it's missing an 'e' and all, but...srsly?

He ended up being a fascist so I was a bit disappointed, but now in my essay I'm writing about them both and how initially they had similar ideas, and it's like...Both Mosley and Keynes recommended increasing government spending on public works in order to create more jobs... And ALL I CAN IMAGINE is Will and Skandar trying to like, advise the government on their unemployment issues.

I can also totally see Skandar studying this on set or something and boasting about how great Maynard Keynes was, and making fun of Will because the guy who has his surname supported Hitler.

I don't think I got enough sleep last night.
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Okay, so in this Narnia-cast-discovers-Twilight fic I'm writing, I've got Ben inviting Will and Skandar to the New Moon premiere, and I've just got to this bit where he introduces Will to RPattz at the afterparty, and suddenly a throught struck me.

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN WILLIAM MOSELEY/ROBERT PATTINSON SLASH BEFORE.

Wtf, brain?

EDIT: UM OKAY WHAT. A BRIEF SEARCH INTO THE EARLY-2006 ARCHIVE OF [livejournal.com profile] narnia_rpf TELLS ME THAT I HAVE. Check this out. And there's more! That's so random! And strangely hot. Have they ever met before? I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY.
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I forgot about the LJ Markov Random Text Generator.

First of all, BEN BARNES NEEDS TO STOP WRITING THREESOMES. THAT IS CLEARLY INSANE.

"It's okay, Skandar," Will murmurs gently, stroking him reassuringly. "You can and you still--" Will starts, but Skandar is sitting on her face -- dazed, blissful, his head against Will's palm and says tentatively, "Hello?" "It's me!" comes Anna's voice
(I adore this. It's fantastic comedy.)

the third time Skandar sees them kissing, they are so not as good as Daniel Radcliffe
(The generator has a crush on DanRad, we get it.)

His hips snap up and clutched to her chest with one hand cupping one of those Georgie things.
(Best euphemism for 'Georgie's breasts' ever.)

He spreads her gently with his hands all over the driveway with rakes and stuff.
(Wtf? Ewww.)

which Narnia author C.S. Lewis, as a softcore porn star...
(Rofl.)

More. )
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Am I the only one who didn't know that Andrew Adamson is really religious?

Like, I seriously don't know if I'm really stupid and somehow managed to miss that, or if it's just never been mentioned before. From a recent Will interview:

Spielfilm.de: Narnia is based on Christian motivation and Andrew Adamson is very religious. Do you noticed that on set?

William: Yes, he took the whole thing very personal, at the first film more than on the second. I think, at the second he overdid himself a little bit. I really try to express it as nice as possible, because I think he is a genius. But I remember, how he, even at lunch, sat in front of a few notebooks to read drafts and give his blessing to it. He was always so busy, that it was hard for us to get into his world.
I really had no idea.

You can read the whole interview at wmoseley.com. I can't link directly for some reason. It's been translated from German, btw, that's why it reads the way it does, haha. It's quite interesting, though, pretty detailed. I didn't know Anna failed her driving test three times and still hasn't got her license, aww. I didn't know Will still lives with his parents, either! I love that he calls himself a 'glamorous homeless person'. XD

In other news, I have this horrible urge to write Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry. I WISH I WAS KIDDING. Idek why. Maybe it's because they look so similar?



Which I actually find really annoying, because I adore Zooey, and, well, you know how I feel about Katy Perry. So this'd be a weird way of dealing with it. Also, I found out today that they have actually met! Which is strange. I bet Zooey was all "stop trying to be me, bitch."

Incidentally, this song I'm listening to would go pretty well with the fic, at least from the Katy Perry standpoint.

Lol @ how pointless this post is.

UM, OMG.

Jun. 26th, 2008 10:11 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] suborbital JUST POSTED THIS OVER AT [livejournal.com profile] narnia_slash AND I HAD TO IMMEDIATELY RE-QUOTE IT OR WHATEVER BECAUSE OH MY FUCKING GOD:

It may also explain what appeared to be a candid hint from William that his sexual preference runs into areas which Narnia author C.S. Lewis, as a committed Christian, might have found uncomfortable. One can only imagine the headlines had Daniel Radcliffe spoken with similar ambiguity.

Moseley will not feature in any future Narnia sequels in anything more than a cameo role, and he doesn't have anything like Radcliffe's profile. If that allows him to express himself freely and with confidence, perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.
OMG. OMFG. This is from The Guardian, btw, which clearly I need to go out and buy tomorrow. I mean, The Guardian is pretty credible, so...like...but...what. *brain explodes* CAN'T PROCESS.

I mean, I have always been sure that he's gay, but I never, ever thought he would ever start saying anything about it for at least another five years. This is amazing. AMAZING, PEOPLE. BUT WE NEED MORE INFORMATION. THIS IS FAR TOO VAGUE.

I NEED TO CALM DOWN.

EDIT: CLEARLY I AM NOT CALMING DOWN ANY TIME SOON.

OKAY SO THIS JOURNALIST INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY AND THE INTERVIEW IS HERE. I HOPE THAT LINK WORKS.

He asks Will if he was jealous of the whole Susan/Caspian romance, and Will is like "Of who? Prince Caspian or Susan? You should probably..." and then the interviewer asks if maybe he would've liked to have had a romance with a female centaur, and Will says "a female centaur might not really be up my street".

!!

I can't figure this out. Those ARE the kind of things people say as a joke, and he doesn't put any particular stress on 'female' (nor 'centaur', lol) but there's something about the way he approaches it that makes me wonder. And Georgie is with him, and the way she looks at him is quite telling, she looks a little surprised like "wait, what's he doing?" like she would do if she thought he wasn't planning on being open about his sexuality or whatever.

COME ON PEOPLE, ANALYSE WITH ME.
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I KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M UPDATING AGAIN EITHER.

I honestly didn't sleep at all last night. I AM RUNNING ON SQUEE.

But srsly you guys, go join [livejournal.com profile] narnia_dazzle, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. I cannot stop laughing, seriously, I am just a giggling lunatic, it is such a good thing I'm alone in the house.

Photobucket

OKAY YOU GUYS I REALLY THINK I MIGHT BE LOSING IT.
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Errrrm.

I...am writing Anna/Georgie.

I don't really have anything to say to defend myself. I was writing my Will/Skandar/Anna, and it was all happy and fluffy and I was really enjoying myself, and now all of a sudden I'm writing some kind of really angsty femslash future!fic.

I'm just gonna wait and see where this goes.

*shrug*
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Title: Employment
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ricky Wilson/Nick Hodgson (and a bit of Ricky/Simon Amstell and Nick/Simon Amstell, just because if I can randomly insert Simon Amstell into my fic and still have it make sense, then WHY NOT.)
Rating: NC-17 in parts
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: Ricky and Nick's relationship in twelve pieces.
A/N: I'm afraid I can't say I know all that much about these two, or the band in general, so I hope it works anyway. I might do another one based around the second album, I left it open for that. Various things are referenced, including this interview on Popworld, and this photo.

It starts much later on in their lives than one would expect. )
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Guys, I'm writing Kaiser Chiefs fic.

Why does this happen? I've got like a billion other fics on the go, ones that I've been writing for...ever, and here I am writing KAISER CHIEFS FIC.

Damn you, Ricky Wilson, for being on that repeat of Never Mind The Buzzcocks last night, and inspiring this. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY [livejournal.com profile] insaneboingo!!

Title: a record in every sense
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal/Adam Levine
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: And then it just kind of happened, and you hate how you can't remember the details, but all you can remember is that one second he was looking at you with this shocked expression on his face, and the next thing you knew, you were kissing.
A/N: I've never written in second person before! It just sort of happened, and it was fun. Also, this got surprisingly angsty towards the end. I couldn't help it. :( Also, title from 'Mnemonic' by Robots in Disguise.

You still think about it sometimes. )

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