All your warnings and tags are making me super geared up to read this. "jesus fuck did i really write this," "NC-17," "semi-public (but deserted!) place." Oh my. This summary is like the summary of my dreeeeeeams.
Except that my dream fic for any fandom would have about twelve chapters posted over one year and cover some fuckawesome kind of plot that nobody else has ever written in that fandom, and basically be perfect all over...I think I always have this goal in my head to make my fics like that. And then I write 1000 words at most and never do a second chapter.
/ramble

except now someone else came into the room and i cannot read b/g smut in front of other people, oh lord.