I was so fucked up when I wrote all that, I won't lie. I got obsessive and I just COULDN'T STOP. And to "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING" in the message...I don't drink, never have, so...that was just a part of my regular everyday mind. EXCEPT WEIRDER THAN USUAL. (Not my weirdest, though. At my very weirdest, this comment would have been a half-joking thesis on how Tilda fashions her hair based on when the world will end, and how it could be used as a predictor for the date of the apocalypse. Blonde equals one set of numbers, red means another, and the different cuts and styles add time and date logistics. SO YEAH, MARK/TILDA IS NOT THE WEIRDEST I CAN GET.)
IT NEEDED JAMES. If Tilda can be in it, and she featured most in LWW, then SO CAN JAMES DAMMIT. IT JUST FIT.
I don't knowwwwww why they're all interesting but I like it too. OMG WHAT IF THERE WAS AN ADULT ORGY. LIKE HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY IN THE WORLD SOMEWHERE WHILE THE YOUNGER ONE DID...but without any knowledge of the other. Mark/Tilda/James/Adamson/Dawn French (AKA MRS BEAVER)/Michael Apted (AND MAYBE the male centaur actors and the female centaur actors too??) IDK IT COULD WORK. If it was LWW era, then Apted wouldn't be in it... IDK.
You have shipped it all, I think, even if it isn't written yet.
I know, it so ridiculously apparent. With any of the other actors, I would just shrug it off and say, "Eh, I'm being a bit of a tinhat," but with Tilda? No. No. It has been established that she isn't even remotely conventional with love interests. Of course she dates people every now and then, and then just sort of watches as they go back to their regular lives, and just lets them go without pursuit. Of course she holds orgies at her house with her husband and her boy-toy dude and about twelve of their friends AND THE LADY FROM THE PICTURE. Of course she does. She's never really attempted to hide this (except through basic celebrity privacy measures). It's just a thing that happens.
Re: okay so this turned into a tilda comment. WHAT I NEVER DO THAT
IT NEEDED JAMES. If Tilda can be in it, and she featured most in LWW, then SO CAN JAMES DAMMIT. IT JUST FIT.
I don't knowwwwww why they're all interesting but I like it too. OMG WHAT IF THERE WAS AN ADULT ORGY. LIKE HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY IN THE WORLD SOMEWHERE WHILE THE YOUNGER ONE DID...but without any knowledge of the other.
Mark/Tilda/James/Adamson/Dawn French (AKA MRS BEAVER)/Michael Apted (AND MAYBE the male centaur actors and the female centaur actors too??)
IDK IT COULD WORK. If it was LWW era, then Apted wouldn't be in it... IDK.
You have shipped it all, I think, even if it isn't written yet.
I know, it so ridiculously apparent. With any of the other actors, I would just shrug it off and say, "Eh, I'm being a bit of a tinhat," but with Tilda? No. No. It has been established that she isn't even remotely conventional with love interests. Of course she dates people every now and then, and then just sort of watches as they go back to their regular lives, and just lets them go without pursuit. Of course she holds orgies at her house with her husband and her boy-toy dude and about twelve of their friends AND THE LADY FROM THE PICTURE. Of course she does. She's never really attempted to hide this (except through basic celebrity privacy measures). It's just a thing that happens.