That was what totally made it work, too, Edward just being into it and not thinking about how it sounded or seemed and just being all, "I like being fucked! Hurrah!" And you know later when they were more awake and functional, they totally high-fived and tried to get Noel in on it who was just like, "Seriously?" And then they were like, "Let's do it again! Yay!" Heee.

I KNOW. Even as much as I am all into DP (voyeuristically speaking) if I was watching something like that and it started to happen right in front of me I'd be totally, "Hold the phone. WHAT IS THIS?" Then I'd get over it and just be all "OMFGYAYPONIES! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? DO HIM HARDER!" /pervy perv is a pervert

Another line I liked was Edward being so matter-of-fact about it being his turn to sleep in the wet spot. That was just so weirdly funny-cute-sweet because you get the feeling that he and John have worked all of this out already and are in sync like that. Honestly, that would be another "WHAT" moment for me, eyebrows raised and, "Really now? Good to know." But I'd be thinking, "Aww!" about it because sweetly stupid, overenthusiastic incestuous twins apparently tugs at my heartstrings. Who knew?

I would throw you a party if they did that to Noel. I love these and he is like the straight-man in their Laurel-and-Hardy (but way hotter) gay incest act and he totally brings the funny and together they are like this trio of sexy awesome. Just yeah, the whole, "be our boyfriend" right in the middle of something utterly filthy and kinky would be hilarious. Seriously, who wouldn't *facepalm* in that situation even if it was smoking hot? It'd just be. Yeah.

I THINK WE MAY BE ENABLING EACH OTHER.

And I cannot type because I am so \o/ about all this. *shifts blame to you again*