Thank youuu. (It really shouldn't, should it? I was a little surprised while writing it at how into it I was. Hnng.)

Why does it make perfect sense to imagine Jedward using a dildo that a creepy fan sent them? IT JUST DOES. They're just so appreciative of their fans that I think they would never throw out a piece of fanmail or a gift, even if it was pervy they would devote their full attention to it. XD

♥ I'm really glad you liked it. And oh godddddddd no, get away Russell Brand, it's all over now and YOU CAN'T PLAY