Hi! Awww, thank you so much for this comment (and for adding me!). I'm really glad you liked these despite their utter ridiculousness. I'm especially glad you like the way I write Noel - when I wrote this, it'd been ages since I'd written anything with him in it, so I wasn't that sure of his voice. And god, I still think about the Russell Brand threequel sometimes, but I really don't think I'll ever write it, sadly.

I'm glad the double penetration worked for you despite the fact that it's a bit of a squick normally. And lol, that line of John's is one of my favourites - I got way too much amusement out of having them call him by his full name all the time, it was just one of those things I could TOTALLY see them doing, even in that situation. XD

Thanks again for the comment! ♥