I can't stop loling at your Tom description because of how HILARIOUSLY ACCURATE IT IS. Oh, Tom. That's the thing though--underneath all of that ridiculousness, he is really, really pretty. And Bill is kind of like, a girl-version of him, only...still male. But yeah, it makes sense that there's no sexual attraction for you there. I'm bisexual, so it makes no difference to me. XD

They are real brothers! Identical twins! But it is clearly too late to worry about that sort of thing! :P

Ooooh, thank you! I'm excited for this. I've read quite a few really good Joe/Nick fics but I'm sure there must be so many others out there that I haven't, just because there are sooooo many.