"Okay. No. That's not something that twins do." He pauses to consider this. "Well, except in porn. Which I'm pretty sure this isn't, or else it's a bit shit, really, what with the quiz show format and the lack of hardcore sex and everything."

That made me laugh so much.

This fic is SO good. I love Noel's trepidation and how quickly the twins wear him down. I really like their enthusiasm and their complete insouciance about the whole thing. It feels very them. You've captured them all so well here: they really sound like I imagine they would, and Noel is very Noel.

This line is great: He bravely manages to straighten up, and, wiping sweat from his forehead, asks, "D'you want me to take care of you two, then?" It only seems fair; he's a gentleman and all. The twins look up at him abruptly like—well, god, he doesn't even know what like. Like puppies hearing the word 'walk'. I can totally picture all of this.

You should definitely post this more widely! It would be fine on blue_boosh, any Noel pairing is fine there. You should be able to post it on booshslashhaven, but I think they're a bit funny about incest.

I love your writing! You're really great at capturing dialogue and people and mood. :)