they were like, constantly complimenting each other's ears.

[hardparade]

I am bored and slightly drunk and Tumblr is full of fail tonight, so, time for a bit more LJ Markov Random Text Generator weirdness.

"It's really—a great chance to work before his mind, possibly in a way that's dangerously close to Noel Fielding, which is pointless, seeing as I know some people think it's something to do a spit-take.
(I think I just like the phrase 'dangerously close to Noel Fielding'.)

Skandar reddens, but then Will is riding him, so it's a shame that some other women— straight women—apparently don't see this
(That is a shame.)

Skandar feels lips brush against his stomach. He brushes his hand over his head, stroke, suddenly grasp a handful of hair as his head hastily, ducks back down onto his straining stomach and sending each other up. It's awesome.
(I should totally write fic this way.)

Her body bends backwards 'til she's leaning into the same way she takes him a moment then she's pressing down with her fists, makes her nerves spark, with anger and hurt and some brief bedtime bathing
(AHAHA.)


He wants a real dick in his general direction.
(I think this is one of my favourites.)

And okay, he's not sure which boyfriend is supposed to take it deep in his mouth, shuts his eyes until he just leaves that up to his groin.
(BEST.)

Will is looping loose fingers around Will's cock
(I was gonna make fun of the idea of Will/Will, but then I realised...it could actually be Will/Will P. JUST PUTTING THAT IDEA OUT THERE.)

Skandar groans when she's all around him, Alison, hot against the damp heat of his hand
(...Okay, maybe I just like the idea of Skandar being with older women, but mannn the idea of Alison/Skandar is hot.)

It was two in the opposite of a sudden, claustrophobic, and he like, wipes the sweat from his childhood, or she plays priest, has him tell her how he ever wear hats?
(WHAT. I love how this hat thing keeps being mentioned.)

Skandar stand awkwardly between the Kills aren't going out with each other, pressed together and all hold hands for no apparent reason.
(Oh, the mental image.)

there's some mystical gratification going on here but it's fine?
(I just like this sentence. Sums The Kills up, in a way.)

It's something inevitable, something that looms dark and dreaded in their future, almost like a pirate
(This one made me snort with laughter.)

Ben is saying to him at the guitar, try to sleep with them like this.
(Idk, anything that implies that Ben is awkwardly attempting to seduce people is always amusing.)

I have secretly always wanted a Skins/Little Miss Sunshine crossover of Effy/Dwayne, purely because they do a duet? :)
(Um...)

Skandar knows they're hardly going to say. He just sighs and fishes it out, peering at the upside-down view of the Narnia folder: amusing macros.
((Lolwut.)

Georgie, and Ben grab a hold of her body jolt, her cunt against his palm.
(NO COMMENT. Ohgodohgod.)

and then that first push inside that makes him light two cigarettes, one for exhibitionism
(You know what? Let's all light a cigarette to exhibitionism.)

But everyone here's too drunk to know Demi and realise she's getting off
(...oh, my.)

They were like, constantly complimenting each other's ears.
(I do love the one-liners this thing comes out with.)

She presses harder with his teeth and makes him feel like it'd be okay for his penis.
(...Like this one.)

Alison says in a stunned undertone, and he backs off, pressing the heels of his hands into his eyes until he sees stars. She tries to pull his arms away and he pushes her back. She kicks him in the therapy sessions.
(I really kind of love this one.)

Alison lights her cigarette and Jamie first performed on stage in my apartment
(Well, that'd be awesome.)

'Fuck this, I'm moving house on my knees and you just keep posting pictures of Ben.
(I don't even know why, but this one really cracks me up.)

he's been doing some pretty random people in your tights," Skandar says hurriedly, almost feeling guilty
(Ahaha. Ahahahaha.)

And then he blurts, "fuck me." Effy gives him a Look.
(I don't know what this is, but I want it.)

In other news, today I bought these jeans for only £15, thanks to a sale and a Topshop voucher. I haven't bought jeans for like...at least four years, so this is a big deal. They are acid wash, though, so I don't expect anybody else to actually like them. (Why do people hate acid wash so much??)

Alsooooo, please formspring.me? I'm avoiding sleep and Psychology revision and would like to answer some random questions about life and love and sex and fandom and basically anything that comes into your head.