i'm not trying to wake you up

But then there's just this moment of like quiet panic, and Niall leaving a restaurant
giggling helplessly

Liam is like LISTEN TO ME I'M TAKING RESPONSIBILITYYY.

People are beginning to doze off on his knees backstage.

by the way Harry's the only one who's drowning now
Oh good, well, as long as it's only Harry...

at the neckline of Louis's arse in his knees
SOMEBODY TOOK LOUIS APART AND PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER WRONG

i still think we might wake up the remote.

( I'M BRITISH AND I LOVE YOU. )

Skandar's expression is a diary.
Lol that's actually kind of a cool metaphor for like, his face showing his deepest secrets or something. Nice one, generator?

The room at 2 o'clock in the early hours, disoriented. He hasn't stepped back, his head in and rides him like he's about to cry. Skandar. Skandar, why are you so afraid of?
This creeps me out and I'm not sure why.

Ben's actually stopped wearing the vest-top and knickers, her hair hanging down.
...And the generator continues to want crossdressing!Ben. Or apparently genderswapped!Ben?

ha, this is how Ben ends up right next to him, and Reid grapples awkwardly at the carpet.
SPENCER REID/BEN BARNES. I APPROVE. Idk why Reid is on the floor but I'm not complaining.

Just then, they hear a thing.
This is hilariously vague.

( She will grow concerned soon, maybe start to sit on the dark in his ears. )

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But she can't see why this is, but she doesn't approve. Incidentally, can anyone else feel like things can last forever. And they don't, but he doesn't, and that's when she was younger, so it didn't.
This is so totally eloquent.

Will went to visit my sister for Thanksgiving.
This did not happen. (It'd be pretty cool if it did, though.)

asked if it's difficult playing a character without much of a rifle

Ben tosses the towel over a chair and starts unbuttoning his own dick
WHY DOES BEN'S DICK HAVE BUTTONS.

And the interviewer says her fans would disagree and say she's just messing around with Ben and Skandar. (...Sounds good to me," Ben says, and it gives her ~feelings. And then at 10:55, Georgie talks about the fact that it's a face and lick it. He makes a face.
Omg lol I want to see this fictional interview.

(  The way Liam looks like he's talking to a Coke from Ben's fridge. )

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

Which is funny, because Alison used to be, delivering it up into Dean. And she only just turned FIFTEEN, fffffffff
(?!?!?!)

LJ thinks it's trying to feed him some wine or something but being all heroic.
(Omg I love it.)

Eventually, Will goes and shoves her head right down to it, brushed his cornsilk moustache against it
(Omg imagine Will with a moustache.)

she's in the morning is this warmth and closeness, the soft feeling of that montrous crest rumbling like a dog.
(I love all the fancy sentences that end with a totally bizarre similes. LIKE A DOG.)

(She spits; slaps him; makes him feel quite sleepy. "Er," says the man, taken aback. He drives on.

( Will jerks awake at the end of 1999, so...that's interesting. )

He loses control, driving deep into Effy and coming harder than he ever wear hats?
(I love this sentence.)

She takes a swig of the bed, and the prostitute and he pulls back further.
(...what.)

Nick may've lost some innocence tonight but there's something about how WAIT, BILL HAS TOM'S FACE
(LMAO WHAT. Nick/Kaulitz twins? Him only just realising that they are, in fact, twins? I don't even know.)

Anna, paging through a magazine on the lips, then, slowly, and sorts out her own clothes. "Fuck," she echoes, following Effy out of focus so close, as Effy's fingertip runs gently down her hair.
(This is just here because it sounds like Anna/Effy and that's a totally hot mental image.)

Effy suddenly seems really, really weird to go out and then the quiet sound of Dwayne's erratic breathing echoing in his hands.
(Actually, I have secretly always wanted a Skins/Little Miss Sunshine crossover of Effy/Dwayne, purely because they were both mute and I think it would be kinda cute and hot at the same time.)

( Shortly after, Skandar received a phone box for some reason. )

As unexpected as Ben's arrival was, Will is gay.
(I love how these two things are totally unrelated.)

the ones of Georgie slowly peeling off her shoes and stepping onto the bed in search of old ringbinders.
(HAHA GEORGIE SLEEPS WITH OLD RINGBINDERS.)

Summary: It's no good trying to work with the lube.
(Someone should write a fic with this summary, ahaha.)

It's really cool being able to take Anna's hand in hers, and said "Please, dear, call me Zelfa,"
(Um. Is this Anna/Skandar's Mum??)

I told you it was a little too excited to think that if -- if -- if -- Skandar ," Will spits out, frowning at him. "I suppose you can simply say 'Will/Ben, exhibitionism' or whatever, which apparently means he was on the carousel.)
(Lol is this Will talking about slash again? Also when have I ever been talking about a carousel, wtf.)

and then the interviewer grabs Skandar's arm and is like "Last time I saw these just now on narnia_dazzle . :/
(I really love the idea of an interview grabbing Skandar's arm and saying something about narnia_dazzle, tbh.)

You can be as detailed as you like, explaining exactly what you want to read, or you can show up at my house completely unannounced
(Hahaha noooo, srsly, don't do that.)

Lolol I was like, yay threesome! But what really surprised me was how much Georgie's grown and I'm okay with admitting that. BUT it was still so cool.
(LOL WHAT THIS SOUNDS SO WRONG!)

HAHAHAHAHA. THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. I HAVE A COLD.
(Idek why but this one made me laugh SO MUCH.)

THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD PORN BEING POSTED, GO SEE GO SEE. I AM SO GLAD I POSTED IT BECAUSE FUCK, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT.
(Am I glad? Or not? WHO KNOWS.)

Moseley will not feature in any film ever. I'M REALLY QUITE PROUD OF IT, OKAY.
(AHAHAHAHA. Clearly I have sabotaged his career?)