i'm not trying to wake you up

POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.


Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, age difference, and...double penetration (Edward on the receiving end).
Summary: Porn, porn, 5000 more words of porn. After filming he pretty much figured they would just disappear from his life, but to have them here in his bedroom, actually literally asking for it—what the hell else is he supposed to do? Nobody has that kind of willpower, okay? Nobody.
A/N: I accidentally a whole sequel. :/ This time I would like to blame portraitofafool please. (Follows on from this.)

( 'Oh, Christ,' sighs Noel, rubbing his face as he stands there in the doorway. It's 10am and fucking Jedward are on his doorstep. He should've known they wouldn't understand the concept of a one night stand. )

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO ENCOURAGE ME TO TURN THIS INTO SOME KIND OF SERIES AND GET RUSSELL BRAND INVOLVED, THEN—THEN I QUIT THE INTERNET. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE I WON'T WRITE IT.

...Will LJ let me post this? LET'S SEE.


Title: hypothetically, i guess
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Matthew Gray Gubler/Anton Yelchin/Kat Dennings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash. Also, Anton is 17 in this, and MGG is 26.
Summary: "Gubler. Asking if he's a good kisser crosses over from 'paranoid jealous boyfriend' right into 'mancrush on your co-star'. Just so you know."
A/N: Because MGG and Kat dated, and Anton worked with both of them. Largely inspired by this video, this picture, and the Charlie Bartlett DVD commentary.

( Matthew likes Anton instantly. )

First of all, if you haven't seen this yet, you need to. Look at James getting a little bit flustered and forgetting his notes, and saying ALL THE NICE THINGS, and Keira immediately hugging him when she comes onstage and then looking back for him after she does her speech, and the way they sort of scurry off together with their arms around each other. CUTEST, CUTEST. ♥_♥

And, secondly, what is this? Where did this come from? I wrote it in an embarrassingly short period of time and really have very little explanation for it. I just like writing about Ben Barnes becoming entangled in unexpected sexual situations, plus I think deep down I have always wanted to write Keira Knightley. I have adored her since I was about twelve. It was a lot of fun writing James, too - I have come to the conclusion that there needs to be more fic about him having sex.

ANYWAY, THIS MADE ME HAPPY, AND I'M GOING TO POST IT BEFORE I CHICKEN OUT.


Title: five rules for impromptu threesomes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben Barnes/James McAvoy/Keira Knightley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, adultery
Summary: Entirely grey décor! Evil heron statues! Apricot beard shampoo! Conversational mazes! This is how Ben ends up taking James McAvoy and Keira Knightley back to his hotel room at nearly 2am on a Sunday. Well, a Monday, technically, which he's pretty sure makes it even weirder.
A/N: I keep thinking this is completely ridiculous, but then, James is friends with Keira and he is also friends with Ben and also I love them all, SHUT UP IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED. *looks again at summary* Okay...no, this is completely ridiculous.

( Keira cocks her head. 'You know, you're really quite lovely,' she says, in something like bemusement. )

Apparently, I'm totally okay with hardcore Freddie/Effy smut as long as someone else is present. Go figure.

Title: everything worth it hurts a little bit
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Freddie/Effy/Tony
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, open voyeurism
Summary: Prompt: Tony plays matchmaker and then gets off while watching.
A/N: Written a whole year late for the old Skins Anonymous Kink Meme. Hopefully there's still interest! It's set sometime around episode 3x06, I think? Title from 'Take It Like a Man' by Dragonette.

( Freddie jabs at the doorbell five times before someone answers the door of the Stonem household. )

Title: avalanche
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Cook/Freddie/Effy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, both het and slash, drug use
Summary: He's prepared to fucking beat Cook black and blue if that's what it takes. He knows the other boy's stronger but he also knows he's the one who wants Effy the most, and he'll give it the best he's got. If he has to.
A/N: Because a threesome is the best solution to a love triangle. :D Set a little while after 3x05.

( He only turns up 'cause they're all so persistent, going on about how he needs to take his mind off things and just go out and have a good time. )

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY DID THIS.

Title: to stay the way it's been
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben/Will/Anna/Skandar/Georgie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Orgy. Also, Georgie is 16.
Summary: This is the point of no return, really, he realises. The point where he can no longer blame everything on champagne.
A/N: I don't even know, man. This is literally saved on my computer as 'what'.

( It's the world premiere of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader when Ben finds out. More specifically, it's the after party, and he feels like he's had about thirty glasses of champagne as he ambles drunkenly over to a corner and wonders where the hell everybody is. )

YEAH, SO. THIS WAS FUN. I FEEL REALLY DIRTY NOW.

Title: exercise the lines
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: SO NC-17 IT'S OBSCENE.
Warnings: Real person slash and het. Double penetration. Yes, you read that right.
Summary: Prompt: Double penetration, whereas it is mentioned how Will and Skan feel each other's cocks while doing it to Anna.
A/N: First of all, this has nothing to do with The Night Starts Here. It's for the kink meme, for jemmir, who I thank PROFUSELY for the prompt because it has pushed me to write something that I have been dying to write for longer than I will admit. Also hi, this is ridiculously dirty, just so you know.

( 'Okay,' says Skandar. It's a pretty boring, ordinary word for him to be using considering the circumstances, but it's the only one that comes to mind. )

WHAT. NO, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: no catch, no beat
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash.
Summary: There is no time for reflection between countries.
A/N: I DIDN'T REALLY WRITE THIS. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. D:

( 'I don't even think he really *likes* you,' says Skandar, fidgeting, fingers tapping against his lower lip in feigned nonchalance. )

...

YAY.

Title: the night starts here (4/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna. In this part, mostly Skandar/Anna.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real people. Slash and het.
Summary: Skandar's not quite sure why, but it still seems completely new to him to be attracted to Anna. He knows he probably has been in a kind of vague, non-addressed way for the past couple of years, but it's made a big difference actually admitting it to himself. He's still not sure why accepting it was such a big deal, but it must've been, otherwise he would've done it a hell of a lot sooner, because the way things are now? Is fantastic.
A/N: For once, this part is coming soon after the previous one instead of after a gap of several months! All the encouragement I'm getting is really helping, I guess. :)
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

( 'Well, that was a challenge,' says Will, finishing off his glass of wine and slumping back on the sofa. )

Title: this is why
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Nathan/Peter/Claire
Rating: Hard R (very hard R!!)
Warnings: Incest (brother/brother, uncle/niece, and a bit of father/daughter), and Claire is sixteen!
Summary: Later in their lives, they will be lying in bed, Claire between them, and the ambiguity will make it difficult when she asks them, stuttering and shy, to explain to her their story.
A/N: Set sometime after Claire starts staying at the Petrelli mansion in S1, but the timeline of it really doesn't fit in with canon, so I just gave up with that. This is for you, eryslash, I hope it cheers you up a bit. :)

( It starts, of course, with Nathan and Peter. )