i'm not trying to wake you up

So, you know a while ago I came across all those scans of retro gay porn magazines? And I've been posting the pictures from them that I like the most? WELL, I've also been saving other pictures from them, purely because they made me crack up/do a double-take/basically go 'wtf' and stare at the screen in bewilderment. And I thought it might lower the tone if I mixed them up with the others, soooo: this is a whole post devoted to the weirdest parts of those magazines.

Actually, I think at first I just went 'wtf' and skipped right over them, so it's not ALL the weirdest parts, but there's still some pretty weird/entertaining stuff.


I just thought this one was cute.

( NFSW from here on out! )

Sadly, that is all. I have plenty more of the gay porn that actually succeeded in being nice to look at, though, so expect more of that in the near future!

UM. SKINS.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SKINS, PLEASE.

( WHAT THE FUCK, SKINS? )

You guys, my brain feels like it's been scrambled. Sometimes I just love Skins and HATE IT SO MUCH AT THE SAME TIME. ;_;

This is so bizarre. I'm writing a History essay and it's all about Britain in the 1930s and the economic crisis and everything, so Skandar's great great uncle, the economist John Maynard Keynes, is involved. It was weirding me out the whole time I was taking my notes because they kept just referring to him as Keynes, and I kept being like "Skandar!!" And then this guy, Sir Oswald Mosley, got involved, and I know it's missing an 'e' and all, but...srsly?

He ended up being a fascist so I was a bit disappointed, but now in my essay I'm writing about them both and how initially they had similar ideas, and it's like...Both Mosley and Keynes recommended increasing government spending on public works in order to create more jobs... And ALL I CAN IMAGINE is Will and Skandar trying to like, advise the government on their unemployment issues.

I can also totally see Skandar studying this on set or something and boasting about how great Maynard Keynes was, and making fun of Will because the guy who has his surname supported Hitler.

I don't think I got enough sleep last night.

suborbital JUST POSTED THIS OVER AT narnia_slash AND I HAD TO IMMEDIATELY RE-QUOTE IT OR WHATEVER BECAUSE OH MY FUCKING GOD:

It may also explain what appeared to be a candid hint from William that his sexual preference runs into areas which Narnia author C.S. Lewis, as a committed Christian, might have found uncomfortable. One can only imagine the headlines had Daniel Radcliffe spoken with similar ambiguity.

Moseley will not feature in any future Narnia sequels in anything more than a cameo role, and he doesn't have anything like Radcliffe's profile. If that allows him to express himself freely and with confidence, perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.

OMG. OMFG. This is from The Guardian, btw, which clearly I need to go out and buy tomorrow. I mean, The Guardian is pretty credible, so...like...but...what. *brain explodes* CAN'T PROCESS.

I mean, I have always been sure that he's gay, but I never, ever thought he would ever start saying anything about it for at least another five years. This is amazing. AMAZING, PEOPLE. BUT WE NEED MORE INFORMATION. THIS IS FAR TOO VAGUE.

I NEED TO CALM DOWN.

EDIT: CLEARLY I AM NOT CALMING DOWN ANY TIME SOON.

OKAY SO THIS JOURNALIST INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY AND THE INTERVIEW IS HERE. I HOPE THAT LINK WORKS.

He asks Will if he was jealous of the whole Susan/Caspian romance, and Will is like "Of who? Prince Caspian or Susan? You should probably..." and then the interviewer asks if maybe he would've liked to have had a romance with a female centaur, and Will says "a female centaur might not really be up my street".

!!

I can't figure this out. Those ARE the kind of things people say as a joke, and he doesn't put any particular stress on 'female' (nor 'centaur', lol) but there's something about the way he approaches it that makes me wonder. And Georgie is with him, and the way she looks at him is quite telling, she looks a little surprised like "wait, what's he doing?" like she would do if she thought he wasn't planning on being open about his sexuality or whatever.

COME ON PEOPLE, ANALYSE WITH ME.

I went to visit my sister, which is why I disappeared for a few days, and I will be updating in a more organised sort of way at some point tomorrow I think, but for now:



WHAT.

It's like, ~when fandoms collide~.

I totally did a doubletake when I saw this. I mean. What.

( One more behind the cut. )

It's sooo random. I CANNOT imagine how that meeting must have gone.

Also, RETURN OF THE SCARVES. Hooray, I get to use my 'will/scarves otp' tag again! He's going all out this time and making them ~silky~. Oh Will. COME OUT ALREADY.

Also hi, may I have Hayden's dress please?

Another fanmix, I know, sorry. I've promised myself I'll get some writing done tomorrow, I've just had serious writers' block lately. *sigh* Anyway yeah, this is a really random fanmix I know, but the theme over at fanmix is 'incest', and I've been reading fairytales lately (haha) and the idea just came to me. :)

IMAGINARY ORDINARY
[hansel & gretel]
a hansel/gretel fanmix ep

( artwork, songs and .rar behind the cut. )