i'm not trying to wake you up

So. This is a thing that happened. (At this rate, I should really be doing a Will/Skandar mix? I mean, what even, I've done three Narnia fanmixes in like less than a month and NONE OF THEM ARE EVEN FOR MY OTP?)

And um, just in case you're a normal person who doesn't obsessively follow Skandar and Tilda's "friendship" (idek what to call it, man), that picture on the back cover is there because that is the necklace she gave him when they finished filming LWW. She gave him a necklace. He wore it.

That's all I'm saying.


Title: tender talons
Maker: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar Keynes/Tilda Swinton
Sounds like: Anxiety, frustration, teasing, control...psychological fuckery in general. Trippy electronica and dubstep with a little bit of raw garage-y rock, and hints (okay, more than hints) of a d/s dynamic.
Includes: Individual .mp3s, .rar and .zip all on Mediafire.



( don't act like you can't act. stand up like a man. )

Lol so occasionally people tell me they sometimes read things I've written purely because I've written them, even if it's not a pairing or idea or whatever that they would usually want to read. Which is still mind-bogglingly awesome to me, but um, I'M REALLY TESTING YOUR LOYALTY NOW AREN'T I. Sorry.

Also can we just take a moment to express some joy/amazement at the fact that in less than three weeks, I've written more than 20,000 words? THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING AND WONDERFUL.

Anyway, on with the weirdness:


Title: you still give me goosebumps
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Tilda
Rating: (Very) hard R
Warnings: Real person het, giant age gap, sexual activity in a semi-public but deserted place...is anyone else sensing a trend? :/
Summary: Her expression is challenging, and at once, he hates her and adores her, can't tell if he wants to make her come because he loves her or just to prove that he can.
A/N: I actually don't feel that bad about this, I think I've been wanting to write this pairing for years. Also, I feel the need to share that I had my iTunes on shuffle while writing this, and it decided to play me a song called 'Lick The Witch'. NOT EVEN KIDDING. I decided against calling the fic that, though—the title is from 'Goosebumps' by Fujiya & Miyagi.

( He has a tenuous grasp on the scene, feeling as though it keeps slipping from his fingers every time she speaks. )

This post is partly a way of making up for not posting much fic lately.

It is also partly because it seems like I have to do that 'post snippets of every unfinished fic you have on your hard drive' meme at least once a year.

But mostly it's because I recently got a new laptop (my old one was falling apart—literally) and had to transfer all my files, and that led to me discovering a whole bunch of things I'd saved and totally forgotten about.

The ratings of these vary, but go up pretty high. And some of the ideas are kinda fucked up but you can figure that out from the pairing and avoid as you see fit—no other warnings necessary, I don't think!

( The Kills/The Dead Weather/Kate Moss/what even is this fandom. )

( Narnia RPF. )

( Skins, including RPF. (And, um, Skins RPF/Narnia RPF?) )

( Kings of Leon (and Jared Followill/Demi Lovato) )

Woah, check out this mass of tags. Crazy business.

Because, like, I think I'm a little obsessed, you guys. Observe:



And that's excluding all the time I spent listening to them on my iPod while I was at my Dad's earlier in the week, because it randomly decided to randomly wipe itself before I got a chance to plug it into my computer and let everything scrobble. Which I'm kind of only mad about because I bet Kings of Leon would have had like 324982734 plays by now if it'd worked. >:( By the way, add me on last.fm if you want! Just don't like, leave me notes about fandom-y things because I have RL people on there too. XD

That chart's probably going to change pretty soon seeing as I just downloaded the new Patrick Wolf album, the new Bob Dylan album, and...the Camp Rock soundtrack. My ridiculously random music taste, let me show you it. ALSO, OMG, I'M PRETTY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THE PATRICK WOLF ALBUM. He sort of lost me around 'The Magic Position', but...I just, I have so much love for him, seriously. It's like I can't quite ever stop adoring him, even when I want to. And? TILDA SWINTON IS ON THIS ALBUM. Tilda Swinton!! She's like ~the narrator~ or something. And I just, I can't even. It's one of those collaborations that SEEMS really random but then you think about it and it's like, THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

But anyway. Here are a whole bunch of pictures of Kings of Leon. Just because.


( Nathan and his distressing sideburns invite you in. )

I'm trying to write Nick/Joe with bonus Caleb/Nathan, by the way, but it isn't going well. I think because I decided to see if I could write from Joe's POV and it turns out I find that really difficult. :/ But I'll keep working on it! And just so you know, 'one of them has my same boots' is now my official tag for all things Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon related.

Ooh! And go check out thisissirius's Joe/Nick ficmix, Endlessly. It's so, so perfect. ♥

Aaand also, I think I might be late with commenting on a bunch of things. If I am, DON'T WORRY I'M NOT IGNORING YOU. I'll get around to it soon, I just fail at that at the moment apparently.

FOR ME, AT LEAST.

I MEAN, I LOVED TODAY.

THERE WAS JUST...SO MUCH GREAT STUFF. There was kitten!Skandar being all adorable and basically attached to me all day. There were Skandar birthday spam posts on foraslaaan and narnia_dazzle. (dee_lirious's picspam was great too and made me lol. :D) There's AMAZING PORN, let me rec:

Apres Moi, Le Deluge by thisissirius, Will/Skandar, NC-17. BLINDFOLDS. ENOUGH SAID, OKAY. SO HOT.

and also

Your Side Of The Bed by hedonisticated, Will/Skandar/Anna, NC-17. It is this incredible dom!Anna thing, and I basically can't even express my love for it, just head on over there and read my ridiculously long comment. *blush* ♥

AND THEN, I saw a photo of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissing, here. I'm already convinced that they're a couple so it's not an issue of 'proof', I just think they're ridiculously adorable and I totally ship them, so more photos of them being cute = happy Jen. ♥

AND THEN I saw the Youtube video of Tilda Swinton on Letterman!


I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH. She cracked me up several times in this interview. She's just so cool, and like, casually hilarious. And I never knew that her twins were a boy and a girl? I thought it was two boys. I mean, they're called Xavier and Honor, how are you supposed to tell. XD They sound pretty awesome themselves, btw.

*happy sigh*

Ooookay. I've kind of been putting this off because the AMAZINGNESS OF PRINCE CASPIAN CANNOT BE ACCURATELY TEXTUALLY RENDERED, but right now I'm feeling more relaxed than I was after both the premiere and going to the cinema last night, so I'm going to finally give this entry a go.

First of all, it was so good to finally be able to see it at a regular cinema. Because obviously the premiere was a completely amazing experience, but it was so amazing that my head was kind of all over the place by the time the movie even started. And it's not like I didn't take anything in, it was just...I dunno, it took me like half an hour to calm down and everything, and I remembered scenes all out of sequence and stuff.

( SO ANYWAY. SPOILERS. )

I am going to leave you with this LWW .gif:



because it is MADE OF ADORABLE. Also, pretty much every time I type 'gif', I mispell it 'fig' and have to delete it and re-type.

*sighs happily* I managed to finish two fics that I've been working on FOREVER, in one day. Today was a good day. :)

Title: the night starts here (3/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het. Real people. Sex toys.
Summary: Things have been perfect between the three of them, really. But it seems like there are some things they just haven't considered. Anna starts to have second thoughts.
A/N: From Anna's POV. This took a ridiculously long time to write, I should really try and be quicker. I'm not used to writing series-fic AT ALL, but there'll be more if people are still interested. :)
[Part 1 ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

( Anna wakes up and falls back to sleep again a few times that morning... )

I'M WRITING TILDA/SKANDAR.

OH GOD WHAT.