i'm not trying to wake you up

I'm sorry this took me so long, blackwayfarers! I hope you like it. ♥ And, uh, everyone else? I don't even know, you guys, I just don't get the chance to write femdom very often and that's TRAGIC because I find it really, really fun.

Title: handful of kaleidoscopes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe Jonas/The Veronicas
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um. Pegging, domination, mild bloodplay and a bit of twincest.
Summary: Kiiind of porn without plot. Or at least, porn without explanation/build-up.
A/N: For the Being Attractive and Doing Stuff Fic Fest. :D And, jsyk, this picture was immensely helpful for inspiration, and the title is from 'I Want That' by Psapp.

( 'Look at him,' Jess says, tickling her fingers down Joe's thighs and giggling. 'Look, Lisa. Look how bad he wants it.' )

So, I made a Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill fanvid.


Yeah, that's how I'm choosing to start this entry. DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHERE IT CAME FROM. I'm still not entirely sure. All I know is that I hardcore ship them, now? It started out all ANGST and SEX and RELIGION, and now all of a sudden thepodsquad and I CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT NICK AND CALEB GETTING GAY MARRIED AND LIVING ON A CORN FARM IN IOWA WITH THEIR BABY CALLED COSTELLO. Using Miley as their surrogate. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. It's not helped by this terrible quality video of an interview from last year where the following is said:

Caleb: I think we're the second best-looking brother band (something I can't hear). The Jonas Brothers are dressed up pretty nice.
Matt: No they're not!
Caleb: (Something, maybe 'We're good!') Saw 'em last night in the lobby. Jesus, those little guys. I know they're probably legal to drink here, but Disney would screw 'em if they ever saw them with a beer--it'd be in every magazine.

You guys, Caleb Followill thinks the Jonas Brothers are good looking and he feels sorry for them 'cause they can't have a drink. ♥_♥

But yeah, at some point during all of this, I was watching the Lines, Vines and Trying Times photoshoot video and it reminded me really strongly of Rolling Stone's At Home With Kings of Leon video. And then my brain started meshing the two and like, it has no real story and seriously, this is only the second fanvid I have ever made, but IT HAD TO BE DONE. Feel free to ignore my insanity.

IN OTHER NEWS, I have now finished my exams until January! SO YAY. Unfortunately, I am not free just yet, as I'm going to Rhode Island and New Hampshire for like...11 days. I leave on Sunday. I'm looking forward to it and everything and it's not like this should be freaking me out as much as it is seeing as it happens EVERY YEAR, but like...it's really freaking me out. I HAVE BECOME SO DEPENDENT ON CERTAIN INTERNET FRIENDS OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS (has it even been that long?) AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT LIVEJOURNAL IN GENERAL. D:

Also, I realised the other day that in the Disney fandom, I pretty much never make reaction posts? I always just end up reacting on everyone else's reaction posts and leaving it at that. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT IS? But a whole bunch of things have happened now and I don't want to make some giant rambly post about EVERYTHING. So here's a really brief overview: TACKLEHUG! My top three favourite songs on LVATT are Much Better, World War III and Black Keys! I still cannot quite believe they're getting away with that implied 'bitch' in Poison Ivy! I'm going to see them in Manchester with thisissirius in November!

...I HAVE ALREADY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY BUT I'M SURE THERE ARE MORE, IDK, TALK TO ME.

Also, if you have ever in your life thought, you know what I'd like to read? The bass player from Kings of Leon drunkenly hitting on Demi Lovato and then taking her to get a tattoo the next day and then fucking her in his bathroom, I can hook you up. The characterisation is weirdly perfect and they're all bickery and adorable and hot all at the same time. Knock Down The Door, NC-17. It even comes with fake gossip site articles and texts and Twitter updates which all sound SO LEGIT IT'S SCARY. I fucking love thepodsquad, you guys. (Also, it is INGRAINED IN MY BRAIN that Demi is a lesbian, but I totally bought this pairing, so this fic must have magical powers. Just sayin'.)

DISNEY STARS/MEMBERS OF KINGS OF LEON. It's the future.

Writing from Joe Jonas's POV is the HARDEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. *collapses*

Title: The Shape Your Faces Make
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick, Caleb/Nathan
Rating: R
Warnings: Real person slash, and incest. A double dose of it.
Summary: He wants to understand where everything went wrong for them, because some part of him is scared to death it's going to be the same for him and his brothers too.
A/N: Set last September when the Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon were staying in the same hotel in London. Title from 'Relief' by Cold War Kids. Also, THIS GOT LONG.

( At first he thinks he hears Garbo wrong, because it sounds a lot like he says, 'Hey, you guys, the Kings of Leon are down at the bar.' )

Because, like, I think I'm a little obsessed, you guys. Observe:



And that's excluding all the time I spent listening to them on my iPod while I was at my Dad's earlier in the week, because it randomly decided to randomly wipe itself before I got a chance to plug it into my computer and let everything scrobble. Which I'm kind of only mad about because I bet Kings of Leon would have had like 324982734 plays by now if it'd worked. >:( By the way, add me on last.fm if you want! Just don't like, leave me notes about fandom-y things because I have RL people on there too. XD

That chart's probably going to change pretty soon seeing as I just downloaded the new Patrick Wolf album, the new Bob Dylan album, and...the Camp Rock soundtrack. My ridiculously random music taste, let me show you it. ALSO, OMG, I'M PRETTY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THE PATRICK WOLF ALBUM. He sort of lost me around 'The Magic Position', but...I just, I have so much love for him, seriously. It's like I can't quite ever stop adoring him, even when I want to. And? TILDA SWINTON IS ON THIS ALBUM. Tilda Swinton!! She's like ~the narrator~ or something. And I just, I can't even. It's one of those collaborations that SEEMS really random but then you think about it and it's like, THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

But anyway. Here are a whole bunch of pictures of Kings of Leon. Just because.


( Nathan and his distressing sideburns invite you in. )

I'm trying to write Nick/Joe with bonus Caleb/Nathan, by the way, but it isn't going well. I think because I decided to see if I could write from Joe's POV and it turns out I find that really difficult. :/ But I'll keep working on it! And just so you know, 'one of them has my same boots' is now my official tag for all things Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon related.

Ooh! And go check out thisissirius's Joe/Nick ficmix, Endlessly. It's so, so perfect. ♥

Aaand also, I think I might be late with commenting on a bunch of things. If I am, DON'T WORRY I'M NOT IGNORING YOU. I'll get around to it soon, I just fail at that at the moment apparently.

Hello. :) It's your friendly neighbourhood incestuous-RPF enthusiast, here, bringing yet another post about brothers who should be screwing if they aren't already, and trying to convince you to ship them.

Okay but let me preface this by saying: Kings of Leon are a really recent obsession for me. I've only properly been listening to them for the past week or so, and it was only yesterday that I like, found out their names and stuff. SO this might be kind of like that Tokio Hotel spam post I made, where I was all I DON'T FIND BILL ATTRACTIVE! and I DON'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC! and I HAVEN'T READ ANY FIC YET! And then all of that changed within about a day.

So basically, things might change, I will probably discover more about these guys, this isn't like, an all-inclusive introduction to the band or anything.


This is Kings of Leon. Left to right, that's Matthew, Caleb, Nathan and Jared. Nathan, Caleb and Jared are all brothers (that's in age order from eldest to youngest), and Matthew is their cousin.

( Read more... )

I literally only had about 500 words of this written, just kind of vaguely scribbled down, and then, y'know, you guys were all GET OVER YOURSELF AND WRITE SOME JOE/NICK like I told you to be, and then I wrote like 6000 words in this one night. And, okay, it's 3am now, but I really just had to finish this because it's been a LONG TIME COMING.

Title: too young to feel this old
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash, incest
Summary: Some days, Nick Jonas feels like a slow burn, a bomb waiting to go off.
A/N: This is for all you amazing people who've been waiting for longer than you should've been. ♥ Especially thisissirius for her amazing patience and general awesomeness, and thepodsquad for being a fountain of knowledge and for introducing me to the Jonas Brothers/Kings of Leon parallels. Title from 'Cold Desert' by the aforementioned band. XD

( When they first hear Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire', they're in the tour bus and it comes on the radio, playing softly amongst the noise and chatter. )

AKASLJASFSDKL;ASD.

I have to go to therapy right now but I had to post this, OMG JOE AND NICK. WITH THEIR SHARED HOTEL ROOM AND CLOSE TOGETHER BEDS, AND THE COLOGNE AND THE HUGGING AND--*FLAILS*

I THINK THIS IS OLD? BUT SOMEONE ON teamjoick POSTED ABOUT IT JUST NOW AND I HADN'T SEEN IT. AND OMG.

I totally vote B.

Also, idek why, but the bit where Kevin and John are yelling and Kevin just goes "AUGHHH!" really cracks me up.

And, re: Nick playing the drums and looking inappropriately hot? All I can do is echo the person who commented first on the post of this over at ohnotheydidnt, summing it up quite succinctly with: NICK, YOU ARE 16. PLEASE STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

( 'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )

Hahahaha. Oh man, I love them.