i'm not trying to wake you up

Uh. Haha. No, I don't really have any words for this. Except that if you're up at 4am scribbling in a notebook, you really can't let a fic idea go.

Also! Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere Noel-related that I can crosspost this? Like, imagining I just decided to throw out the rest of my dignity? I know there are Boosh comms and stuff but I feel like there should be a sort of general, Noel-Fielding-having-sex-with-random-people appreciation society, because I would probably get a lot of use out of that.


Title: big boy rides and big boy ice
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, and a bit of focus on age difference—Noel is in his late thirties, and the twins are 19...and act a lot younger.
Summary: Porn, porn, 6000 words of porn. "Can I ask why you've chosen me for your sexual debut with non-family members?"
A/N: WHAT IN THE WORLD. Can we blame that old episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks that I foolishly decided to rewatch? And staypainted? And these gifs? Please? (Also, the title is from 'Whatever You Like' by T.I., though I was listening to the Anya Marina cover because: hnnng.)

( 'Woah, woah, woah.' Noel's hand flies up to his face, covering his eyes. 'Oh. Shit. No. Okay.' )

Okay, so the chat last night was the first Jonas Brothers live chat I've ever actually watched LIVE, and...man that was entertaining.

I checked the time differences and everything first and I was like "1am to 2am? I can totally do that." And of course it would be like 45 minutes late. Whatever, it was worth it though, I laughed so much. Even before the chat had started. I think it was just all the chaos.

And then of course when they DID come on, I'd minimised the window, and they were playing 'Paranoid' just after I'd stopped listening to it, so I was like ?!?! until I realised where the noise was coming from. And then they were just sitting there grooving to their own song and the image kept cutting in and out and for some reason the whole thing was just really cracking me up.

And God, I love how sarcastic and dry they are, especially Nick, hahaha. Like when some girl said she was shaking, and one of them (was it Nick?) was like "So are we." ROFL. And when that girl asked if they remembered her friend, and it was like *GIANT PAUSE* ".....yes." Amazing. And everything Nick said about Joe's ~weddings, like the girl asking what Joe's favourite colour was (seriously? You get a chance to ask the Jonas Brothers anything and you ask that?) and Nick being like "Good question. We need to know this for the invitations."

Those SayNow calls were SO AWKWARD though. Arrrghh so much secondhand embarrassment. Some of it I could laugh at, but so much of it was like, PAINFUL. I loved how every time the woman's voice went "You have a call from one of your fans!" they were all like "Oh wow, awesome!" like they were surprised, haha. And Joe called her Jen! :D I loved how towards the last calls they just COULD NOT be bothered anymore. When they started claiming to be Pizza Hut, and Nick "accidentally" hung up on that one girl. And how quick they were to say goodbye when that girl said they were all looking really hot. Oh man. I love them.

OTHER HIGHLIGHTS:

- Joe saying he liked Nick's muscles. YES, THAT'S TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.

- Joe whispering Spanish in Nick's ear, and Nick not repeating whatever the last thing was because he didn't know what it meant, hahaha.

- Walmart. Facebook.

- Joe talking about refrigerating cows, WHAT. And yelling everything that was written in caps.

I CAN'T REMEMBER MORE, I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN. Also did anyone notice the extra line in 'Paranoid' when they played it? I'm taking all the doctor's meds? I thought I'd just not noticed it before but it's not actually IN the radio version, it's edited. Which is just. What. Really, Disney, really? That's almost as ridiculous as hold me like you mean it.

Okay, I reeeeally have to get on with some revision now but I'll be back later to catch up on my flist/comments (I haven't read anything about the chat since the epic callusfreaks post last night).

I've been debating about making this entry for AGES and I feel like it's about time. At least it will help me sort out my own thoughts maybe [Poll #1219266][Poll #1219266]

I KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M UPDATING AGAIN EITHER.

I honestly didn't sleep at all last night. I AM RUNNING ON SQUEE.

But srsly you guys, go join narnia_dazzle, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. I cannot stop laughing, seriously, I am just a giggling lunatic, it is such a good thing I'm alone in the house.



OKAY YOU GUYS I REALLY THINK I MIGHT BE LOSING IT.