i'm not trying to wake you up

The retro gay porn is back! I totally forgot about it for a while there, I'm sorry. There's still quite a lot more to come, so I should probably try to remember and do more regular picspams. If people are still interested, of course. (I always say that, and then people are like "well, duh." XD)

I need to get organised with my porn posts in general, actually, don't I? It's been a while since I shared some videos. As always, if you want to get in on that, let me know and I'll add you to the filter. In the meantime, pictures of men having sex in the '70s! And possibly the '60s and '80s. I've lost track now for the most part. Sex, though! That's the important thing.



( sweet baby, i need fresh blood. NSFW. )

So, you know a while ago I came across all those scans of retro gay porn magazines? And I've been posting the pictures from them that I like the most? WELL, I've also been saving other pictures from them, purely because they made me crack up/do a double-take/basically go 'wtf' and stare at the screen in bewilderment. And I thought it might lower the tone if I mixed them up with the others, soooo: this is a whole post devoted to the weirdest parts of those magazines.

Actually, I think at first I just went 'wtf' and skipped right over them, so it's not ALL the weirdest parts, but there's still some pretty weird/entertaining stuff.


I just thought this one was cute.

( NFSW from here on out! )

Sadly, that is all. I have plenty more of the gay porn that actually succeeded in being nice to look at, though, so expect more of that in the near future!

I come bearing more '70s gay porn magazine scans! In this selection: headbands! Penis-measuring! Policemen! Giant feathers!

Good times.



( and forget about my tainted heart. NSFW. )

As always, let me know if you're still interested. ♥ Believe it or not, there's more to come! Thinking of doing another general porn spam like these two in the next few days, too. Porn porn pooorn.

Okay. I'm done now.

MORE VINTAGE GAY PORN BECAUSE IT IS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS.

As you might know if you've used LJ's scrapbook thingy before, it scrambles the filenames into random numbers and letters. And for one of these pictures, I kid you not, it gave it a filename ending in 'gayz'. LJ, sometimes I love you. But please don't find out I'm using you to upload porn, and freak out.



( i wanna see you work it guy on guy. NSFW. )

More '70s gay porn. I got a bit lazy about it for a while there, but there's a lot so I should keep these posts going. XD

The usual. Lots of fellatio in this batch. Lyrics from 'Get Off' by The Dandy Warhols. Also reappearances from a couple of guys - is it bad that I've actually started recognising the porn stars now? I'll be flipping through like "Oh heyyy, it's that dude. Who's he sucking off this time?" or whatever. TOO MUCH PORN IN MY LIFE THESE DAYS.

Anyway.



( and feel it for a minute like the real thing, baby. NSFW. )

Someday, hopefully soon, I will post something that is not porn. But at the moment I am ill (and I'm rarely ill! IT KIND OF SUCKS) and so this is all I can manage, I think.

Also, I just wanted to post this bunch of pictures particularly, because the first set under the cut involves a couple of guys who remind me of Cook and Freddie. I don't know WHY, they don't even look like them really. I think it might be the hair. But once I had that thought, I had a lot of ~ideas~ about bottom!Cook, and...yeah, needed to share.



( watching movies, true blue movies. NSFW. )

Okay. The Grandparents are safely back in the US. Things actually seem sort of disturbingly quiet without them, but...it...leaves me more time to post porn? You guys, there's like...a lot of porn. You can expect many more of these picspams, assuming there's still interest.

I didn't notice any celebrity lookalikes in this batch, except for a guy who vaguely resembles George Harrison. But a lot of these '70s porn stars look like The Beatles, so. Anyway, under the cut you'll also find porn that ends with the guys CUDDLING IN BED and GOING TO SLEEP (have you ever heard of such a thing?!), as well as people smiling with come on their faces (again, this is ridiculously rare), and twins. Possibly. Idk, they look like twins.

Lyrics from 'Wear You Out' by TV On The Radio.



( curtains drawn, limbs entwined. NSFW. )

So my Grandparents are visiting and it's like STRESS CITY at my house (I love them, I do, but omg they are stressful people to be around 24/7). I've had barely any time to be on the computer, but I have managed to escape to my Dad's for a couple of days and get some time alone. And...obviously what I do with that time alone is post more porn. I'M POSTING MORE PORN THAN ANYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS, YOU GUYS. IS THAT BAD??

But see, I came across a bunch of scans of gay porn magazines from like, the '70s, and was surprised to see how hot the pictures were (and not hilarious and full of moustaches, as I'd expected). And so I wanted to put them in part 2 of my sex and sexy things post, but I ended up with so many that I thought they deserved a whole picspam of their own.

Also, I know it sounds wanky (lol no pun intended) to say this about pornography, but some of the photography in these is really beautiful. And you know, hot. And I don't usually really get that turned on by pictures. WHATEVER, VINTAGE/RETRO PORN IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS, OKAY?

Lyrics from The Knife's 'One Hit'. I will totally get around to doing the part 2 of the general sex spam as originally intended, and maybe also another one of these if I happen to...stumble across more '70s gay porn. You know, as you do. *shifty eyes*



( bend back and give head, it's not pornography. NSFW. )