i'm not trying to wake you up

Time for a porn picspam, of the retro gay variety.

By the way, for your convenience, my porn posts are now tagged in a more organised way (it was rapidly becoming necessary!). Posts like this can be found under ! [porn] retro picspams, and there are also tags for ! [porn] misc picspams and ! [porn] bdsm picspams, as well as ! [porn] videos. If you can't see anything when you click that last link, that means you're not on the filter, but all you have to do is ask and I'll add you straight onto it. :)



( when you got me in your palm, slidin' in your hand. NSFW. )

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.

Sex and sexy things picspam, part four.

Sadly hardly any of these have credit, but as always it's click-through where available, and if you know the source of something, let me know! As well as the pictures, many of the sites linked to are NSFW.



( let's keep the party going all night long. NSFW. )

More retro gay porn! In this batch, there's some guys who were paired up once already for a different set, which I find kind of cute. Maybe they were a couple.

Also I'm posting this super quickly just before like half of my extended family arrives for a visit (AWKWARD) so, apologies if I've screwed up some HTML or something.



( like waves at night, like the tail of a kite. NSFW. )

More '70s gay porn. I like these ones a lot.

And bonus Britney Spears lyrics! I kind of love her new album. Shut up.



( 'cause i know that everybody's thinking it, when the light's out... NSFW. )

A video-porn post is in the making (as always, let me know if you want to be on that filter!), but my internet connection has been kinda temperamental of late which is making things difficult. :/

I come bearing more '70s gay porn magazine scans! In this selection: headbands! Penis-measuring! Policemen! Giant feathers!

Good times.



( and forget about my tainted heart. NSFW. )

As always, let me know if you're still interested. ♥ Believe it or not, there's more to come! Thinking of doing another general porn spam like these two in the next few days, too. Porn porn pooorn.

Okay. I'm done now.

MORE VINTAGE GAY PORN BECAUSE IT IS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS.

As you might know if you've used LJ's scrapbook thingy before, it scrambles the filenames into random numbers and letters. And for one of these pictures, I kid you not, it gave it a filename ending in 'gayz'. LJ, sometimes I love you. But please don't find out I'm using you to upload porn, and freak out.



( i wanna see you work it guy on guy. NSFW. )

More '70s gay porn. I got a bit lazy about it for a while there, but there's a lot so I should keep these posts going. XD

The usual. Lots of fellatio in this batch. Lyrics from 'Get Off' by The Dandy Warhols. Also reappearances from a couple of guys - is it bad that I've actually started recognising the porn stars now? I'll be flipping through like "Oh heyyy, it's that dude. Who's he sucking off this time?" or whatever. TOO MUCH PORN IN MY LIFE THESE DAYS.

Anyway.



( and feel it for a minute like the real thing, baby. NSFW. )

Yeah, I'm posting the terrible '70s erotica. And I use the word 'erotica' very loosely. IT'S SO BAD. So bad. But also hilarious. And disturbing. A fun combination.

It's basically a lot of WTF excerpts I picked out from various stories. I skimmed about this many, and then decided I couldn't stand anymore, and have been sticking to the pictures alone since then. THESE MAGAZINES, YOU GUYS. Such a mixed blessing.

I was trying to figure out if I need to warn for anything, but I think the entire post needs a sort of general warning altogether.

( Holy Jumping Judas! When this kid sucked you off, he went all the way!! )

*hands out brain bleach*

All of this porn is making me want to write some kind of '60s/'70s fic, but I'm not really sure what fandom would work for that. That '70s Show? The Beatles? Mauraders-era fic for Harry Potter? (Not really, I don't think I could ever do the Marauders justice.)

It's also become even more entertaining since I started actually reading the little stories that go along with the pictures in the magazines. Oh god you guys, they're so, so bad. It's like some of the worst porn I have ever read. I've had to start saving some of the most awful/hilarious snippets to share, but I'm not sure if they'll ruin the pictures for you. There's the most ABSURD array of words for 'penis', come is often called 'love juice', there are alarming biology fails and hilarious '70s slang. IT IS ALL SO INCREDIBLY UNSEXY. Let me know if you want to check it out. It's pretty much weepingcock material.

But luckily, the pictures are still good. In this selection there is a dude who looks freakishly like Mark Ronson, gay cowboys, some dudes having sex in front of the window with the curtains open, and more cuddling. Also, you know, sex. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE. (Also, lyrics from 'Blue Movie' by the Sneaker Pimps. I'm running out of sexy lyrics for these posts...)



( bruises on a solarplex, baby-faced and biting lips. NSFW. )

MORE '70S PORN. (Some of it is actually '60s and possibly '80s too, if that matters. I felt I should clarify.) The ridiculous porno moustaches I was expecting have finally shown up, but you'll be glad to know that I have avoided them. Also the porn seems to have been getting generally more hilarious and I've had to start a whole separate collection of things to post that have made me go "WHAT."

But these are just more of the beautiful-hot kind for now. And...okay, it could well be that I've just been looking at too many pictures of strangers' penises (penii?), but I'm pretty sure that in certain pictures, I see resemblances to Daniel Radcliffe and Jamie Hince. Also Bob Dylan, and Eric from That '70s Show. Which kind of figures.

...Kind of.

Anyway, I do feel like this could easily turn into a game of SPOT THE CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE. So, on with the pornography. Lol, I am totally tagging this entry with 'so not as good as daniel radcliffe'.



( if you do it with a twist, yes, artistically. )