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Formspring, anyone?

SERIOUSLY, WHY IS NOBODY NEW SIGNING UP. *stares at certain close friends*

Answering anonymous questions: much more fun and much less nervewracking than you would expect?

Edit: Because I just like that one tag after the other tag. It makes sense.
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I AM BACK FROM AMERICA.

I'm incredibly jetlagged and a bit of a mess mentally but I HAVE THE INTERNET BACK. *clings* To celebrate, and because I feel like I haven't posted a fic in forever, here's seventeen unfinished stories I have on my computer. Seventeen. You guys, that's ridiculous. Some of these I'll never finish, but hopefully I'll get some posted soon.

The ratings vary but go up pretty high, just a warning. And like...some of these ideas are really freakin' weird. Just another warning.

You know what's weirder, though? Being inspired by Rocky Raccoon to write Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill/Lily Aldridge (that'd be Caleb's girlfriend) COWBOY AU. Where Caleb is the sheriff and Nick is this handsome mysterious young man who just rides into town and takes Caleb's girl. And there are fights and alcohol and tough barmaid!Lily and repressed gay feelings and eventual threesomes. BISEXUAL COWBOYS!!!

...MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. I feel like in the near future, people are gonna be talking about me and say stuff like "Yeah, she used to be pretty sane and write decent fic, but then she discovered Kings of Leon and COMPLETELY LOST IT." I'm sorry, you guys.

But anyway.

Kings of Leon and Disney ('cause apparently those fandoms get grouped together in my mind these days). )

Skins. )

Narnia RPF. )
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Numerous sources are reporting that once again, another writer has stepped in to write the script for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader movie. The newest choice will come as a surprise to many. Author Stephenie Meyer, the woman behind the New York Times Best Selling series Twilight, has been tapped to take the latest crack at the story.

“She can help bring a lot of fresh ideas to the table,” says one source. “She can also help bring in audience members. People know who she is far more then CS Lewis.”

“Lewis represents the ideas of the past,” says a second source. “Meyer represents the future. This is the perfect blending.”

WTF NO. WHY. WHY.

This had better be an April Fool's joke. >:(

There is a bit of concern that some aspects of her books, namely vampires, may find there way into Narnia. However sources close to Michael Apted and Douglas Gresham insist that both men will work tirelessly to rein her in properly.

“There will be no sparkly vampires in in my movie,” said Apted. “And Edward Cullen won’t be in Dawn Treader either.”

LOL HE SOUNDS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. MICHAEL APTED, I LIKE YOU ALREADY. I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU A DOUCHE IN CORRESPONDENCE.

But seriously what, whyyyy, whyyyy. WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

Did everyone hear that the Ben-as-Aro thing was a total rumour, btw? I'm an odd mix of relieved and disappointed, and I still want to finish that fic about him getting really into the role and wearing a cape everywhere, and Willmo being a closet Twilight fan and wanting to meet RPattz and everything.

Edit: Source, btw.
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!! OMG EPIC.

WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS PICTURE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I HAVE NO IDEA. I ALSO CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYBODY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. AMAZING.
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This is so bizarre. I'm writing a History essay and it's all about Britain in the 1930s and the economic crisis and everything, so Skandar's great great uncle, the economist John Maynard Keynes, is involved. It was weirding me out the whole time I was taking my notes because they kept just referring to him as Keynes, and I kept being like "Skandar!!" And then this guy, Sir Oswald Mosley, got involved, and I know it's missing an 'e' and all, but...srsly?

He ended up being a fascist so I was a bit disappointed, but now in my essay I'm writing about them both and how initially they had similar ideas, and it's like...Both Mosley and Keynes recommended increasing government spending on public works in order to create more jobs... And ALL I CAN IMAGINE is Will and Skandar trying to like, advise the government on their unemployment issues.

I can also totally see Skandar studying this on set or something and boasting about how great Maynard Keynes was, and making fun of Will because the guy who has his surname supported Hitler.

I don't think I got enough sleep last night.
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Okay, so in this Narnia-cast-discovers-Twilight fic I'm writing, I've got Ben inviting Will and Skandar to the New Moon premiere, and I've just got to this bit where he introduces Will to RPattz at the afterparty, and suddenly a throught struck me.

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN WILLIAM MOSELEY/ROBERT PATTINSON SLASH BEFORE.

Wtf, brain?

EDIT: UM OKAY WHAT. A BRIEF SEARCH INTO THE EARLY-2006 ARCHIVE OF [livejournal.com profile] narnia_rpf TELLS ME THAT I HAVE. Check this out. And there's more! That's so random! And strangely hot. Have they ever met before? I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY.

ACK.

Sep. 1st, 2008 07:13 pm
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OMG THIS PHOTO IS FROM A DIFFERENT TIME THAN THE PHOTO I POSTED BEFORE. WTF THEY HAVE MET MORE THAN ONCE. AND SEEM TO LIKE EACH OTHER.

BOTH OF THE TIMES THEY MET WERE IN 2006, WHAT.

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RANDOM FEMSLASH FIC PLANS GONE. HELP.

RESEARCH RUINS EVERYTHING.

*GOES BACK TO WRITING SKANDAR/ANNA/BEN*

EDIT: BTW, KATY PERRY HAS GREAT TITS. DID YOU NOTICE?
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I went to visit my sister, which is why I disappeared for a few days, and I will be updating in a more organised sort of way at some point tomorrow I think, but for now:

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WHAT.

It's like, ~when fandoms collide~.

I totally did a doubletake when I saw this. I mean. What.

One more behind the cut. )

It's sooo random. I CANNOT imagine how that meeting must have gone.

Also, RETURN OF THE SCARVES. Hooray, I get to use my 'will/scarves otp' tag again! He's going all out this time and making them ~silky~. Oh Will. COME OUT ALREADY.

Also hi, may I have Hayden's dress please?
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Guys, I'm writing Kaiser Chiefs fic.

Why does this happen? I've got like a billion other fics on the go, ones that I've been writing for...ever, and here I am writing KAISER CHIEFS FIC.

Damn you, Ricky Wilson, for being on that repeat of Never Mind The Buzzcocks last night, and inspiring this. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.

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