i'm not trying to wake you up

This post is partly a way of making up for not posting much fic lately.

It is also partly because it seems like I have to do that 'post snippets of every unfinished fic you have on your hard drive' meme at least once a year.

But mostly it's because I recently got a new laptop (my old one was falling apart—literally) and had to transfer all my files, and that led to me discovering a whole bunch of things I'd saved and totally forgotten about.

The ratings of these vary, but go up pretty high. And some of the ideas are kinda fucked up but you can figure that out from the pairing and avoid as you see fit—no other warnings necessary, I don't think!

( The Kills/The Dead Weather/Kate Moss/what even is this fandom. )

( Narnia RPF. )

( Skins, including RPF. (And, um, Skins RPF/Narnia RPF?) )

( Kings of Leon (and Jared Followill/Demi Lovato) )

Woah, check out this mass of tags. Crazy business.

Numerous sources are reporting that once again, another writer has stepped in to write the script for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader movie. The newest choice will come as a surprise to many. Author Stephenie Meyer, the woman behind the New York Times Best Selling series Twilight, has been tapped to take the latest crack at the story.

“She can help bring a lot of fresh ideas to the table,” says one source. “She can also help bring in audience members. People know who she is far more then CS Lewis.”

“Lewis represents the ideas of the past,” says a second source. “Meyer represents the future. This is the perfect blending.”

WTF NO. WHY. WHY.

This had better be an April Fool's joke. >:(

There is a bit of concern that some aspects of her books, namely vampires, may find there way into Narnia. However sources close to Michael Apted and Douglas Gresham insist that both men will work tirelessly to rein her in properly.

“There will be no sparkly vampires in in my movie,” said Apted. “And Edward Cullen won’t be in Dawn Treader either.”

LOL HE SOUNDS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. MICHAEL APTED, I LIKE YOU ALREADY. I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU A DOUCHE IN CORRESPONDENCE.

But seriously what, whyyyy, whyyyy. WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

Did everyone hear that the Ben-as-Aro thing was a total rumour, btw? I'm an odd mix of relieved and disappointed, and I still want to finish that fic about him getting really into the role and wearing a cape everywhere, and Willmo being a closet Twilight fan and wanting to meet RPattz and everything.

Edit: Source, btw.

Something that made me happy today: WATCHING SON OF RAMBOW. It was so adorable and heartwarming and just generally lovely. ♥ You guys should all watch it! I am totally convinced now that Will P. is going to make a FANTASTIC Eustace, partly because he's a great actor and partly because his character in the movie is kind of Eustace-like at the beginning, at least in the sense that he's a bit of a wanker.

ALSO RANDOM ED WESTWICK WAS RANDOM. I seriously was like "But...Chuck Bass? What?" every time he was on screen, which I realise is ridiculous, because you know, he is British and he did do other things before Gossip Girl, but still, it was bizarre. Yet another one of those fandom collisions.

Aw, I don't know, I just feel all happy now, it was such a sweet movie. And I kept thinking about how Georgie said she'd watched it. And now I really really really need Dawn Treader to start filming ASAP. I'm just so excited for Will P. to become a part of the cast, idek.

ALSO LOL WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS I GOT A COMMENT FROM starsimpulse ALERTING ME TO THIS ARTICLE, AND JUST -- I HAVE NO WORDS. WTF? OMG THIS WILL BE MADNESS IF IT HAPPENS. LOL OH GOD. D: