hardparade: (celeb; noel)
POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.


Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, age difference, and...double penetration (Edward on the receiving end).
Summary: Porn, porn, 5000 more words of porn. After filming he pretty much figured they would just disappear from his life, but to have them here in his bedroom, actually literally asking for it—what the hell else is he supposed to do? Nobody has that kind of willpower, okay? Nobody.
A/N: I accidentally a whole sequel. :/ This time I would like to blame [livejournal.com profile] portraitofafool please. (Follows on from this.)

'Oh, Christ,' sighs Noel, rubbing his face as he stands there in the doorway. It's 10am and fucking Jedward are on his doorstep. He should've known they wouldn't understand the concept of a one night stand. )

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO ENCOURAGE ME TO TURN THIS INTO SOME KIND OF SERIES AND GET RUSSELL BRAND INVOLVED, THEN—THEN I QUIT THE INTERNET. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE I WON'T WRITE IT.
hardparade: (misc; never mind the buzzcocks (pedo))
Uh. Haha. No, I don't really have any words for this. Except that if you're up at 4am scribbling in a notebook, you really can't let a fic idea go.

Also! Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere Noel-related that I can crosspost this? Like, imagining I just decided to throw out the rest of my dignity? I know there are Boosh comms and stuff but I feel like there should be a sort of general, Noel-Fielding-having-sex-with-random-people appreciation society, because I would probably get a lot of use out of that.


Title: big boy rides and big boy ice
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, twincest, and a bit of focus on age difference—Noel is in his late thirties, and the twins are 19...and act a lot younger.
Summary: Porn, porn, 6000 words of porn. "Can I ask why you've chosen me for your sexual debut with non-family members?"
A/N: WHAT IN THE WORLD. Can we blame that old episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks that I foolishly decided to rewatch? And [livejournal.com profile] staypainted? And these gifs? Please? (Also, the title is from 'Whatever You Like' by T.I., though I was listening to the Anya Marina cover because: hnnng.)

'Woah, woah, woah.' Noel's hand flies up to his face, covering his eyes. 'Oh. Shit. No. Okay.' )
hardparade: (celeb; james & keira)
First of all, if you haven't seen this yet, you need to. Look at James getting a little bit flustered and forgetting his notes, and saying ALL THE NICE THINGS, and Keira immediately hugging him when she comes onstage and then looking back for him after she does her speech, and the way they sort of scurry off together with their arms around each other. CUTEST, CUTEST. ♥_♥

And, secondly, what is this? Where did this come from? I wrote it in an embarrassingly short period of time and really have very little explanation for it. I just like writing about Ben Barnes becoming entangled in unexpected sexual situations, plus I think deep down I have always wanted to write Keira Knightley. I have adored her since I was about twelve. It was a lot of fun writing James, too - I have come to the conclusion that there needs to be more fic about him having sex.

ANYWAY, THIS MADE ME HAPPY, AND I'M GOING TO POST IT BEFORE I CHICKEN OUT.


Title: five rules for impromptu threesomes
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben Barnes/James McAvoy/Keira Knightley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, adultery
Summary: Entirely grey décor! Evil heron statues! Apricot beard shampoo! Conversational mazes! This is how Ben ends up taking James McAvoy and Keira Knightley back to his hotel room at nearly 2am on a Sunday. Well, a Monday, technically, which he's pretty sure makes it even weirder.
A/N: I keep thinking this is completely ridiculous, but then, James is friends with Keira and he is also friends with Ben and also I love them all, SHUT UP IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED. *looks again at summary* Okay...no, this is completely ridiculous.

Keira cocks her head. 'You know, you're really quite lovely,' she says, in something like bemusement. )
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This post is partly a way of making up for not posting much fic lately.

It is also partly because it seems like I have to do that 'post snippets of every unfinished fic you have on your hard drive' meme at least once a year.

But mostly it's because I recently got a new laptop (my old one was falling apart—literally) and had to transfer all my files, and that led to me discovering a whole bunch of things I'd saved and totally forgotten about.

The ratings of these vary, but go up pretty high. And some of the ideas are kinda fucked up but you can figure that out from the pairing and avoid as you see fit—no other warnings necessary, I don't think!

The Kills/The Dead Weather/Kate Moss/what even is this fandom. )

Narnia RPF. )

Skins, including RPF. (And, um, Skins RPF/Narnia RPF?) )

Kings of Leon (and Jared Followill/Demi Lovato) )

Woah, check out this mass of tags. Crazy business.
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I AM BACK FROM AMERICA.

I'm incredibly jetlagged and a bit of a mess mentally but I HAVE THE INTERNET BACK. *clings* To celebrate, and because I feel like I haven't posted a fic in forever, here's seventeen unfinished stories I have on my computer. Seventeen. You guys, that's ridiculous. Some of these I'll never finish, but hopefully I'll get some posted soon.

The ratings vary but go up pretty high, just a warning. And like...some of these ideas are really freakin' weird. Just another warning.

You know what's weirder, though? Being inspired by Rocky Raccoon to write Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill/Lily Aldridge (that'd be Caleb's girlfriend) COWBOY AU. Where Caleb is the sheriff and Nick is this handsome mysterious young man who just rides into town and takes Caleb's girl. And there are fights and alcohol and tough barmaid!Lily and repressed gay feelings and eventual threesomes. BISEXUAL COWBOYS!!!

...MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. I feel like in the near future, people are gonna be talking about me and say stuff like "Yeah, she used to be pretty sane and write decent fic, but then she discovered Kings of Leon and COMPLETELY LOST IT." I'm sorry, you guys.

But anyway.

Kings of Leon and Disney ('cause apparently those fandoms get grouped together in my mind these days). )

Skins. )

Narnia RPF. )
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Title: show your sharp-tipped teeth
Author: likecharity
Pairing: William Moseley/Nick Jonas/Skandar Keynes (mentions of unrequited Nick Jonas/Joe Jonas)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash, hints of incest
Summary: Will and Skandar make it their mission to corrupt Nick Jonas.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] alexi_lupin, who requested it forever ago. Title from 'Cheap and Cheerful' by The Kills.

'So basically,' says Georgie, hands on hips, 'Mum and Dad won't take me 'cause they say they're too old for concerts...' )
hardparade: (Default)
First of all -- still obsessing over the Jonas Brothers. I downloaded their latest album and within about four days, went from being like "psh, this sucks" to liking about nine of the twelve songs. WHAT. I've been watching their Youtube videos too and being generally charmed by them, and, I don't know, it depresses me. But [livejournal.com profile] ohnojobros is an AWESOME community where comment threads often spontaneously turn into porn ficlets, and I'm starting to feel at home there. I'll probably be doing a JoBros picspam soon, not that anybody cares. XD

When you see this, post an excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

Four excerpts, all Narnia. )
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Title: five times skandar saw ben & anna kissing
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Anna/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het and slash, voyeurism.
Summary: The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. After that, he seems to make a bit of a habit of it.
A/N: Idk, everything can be blamed on this picture.

The first time Skandar sees them kissing, they're rehearsing. )
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WHAT. NO, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: no catch, no beat
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash.
Summary: There is no time for reflection between countries.
A/N: I DIDN'T REALLY WRITE THIS. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. D:

'I don't even think he really *likes* you,' says Skandar, fidgeting, fingers tapping against his lower lip in feigned nonchalance. )
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I put off doing this challenge/meme/whatever for soooo long, seriously. It's been popping up over at [livejournal.com profile] narnia_slash a lot lately and every time I saw it, I would get so tempted, but oh my god, I was convinced it was going to give me a panic attack. I pretty much never write drabbles as it is, but having a time limit?!

But in the end, I was encouraged to give it a go, and I settled down with my iPod and my laptop and began.

And it really wasn't as hard as I thought. OKAY.

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.


Title: Drabble Meme!
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Mostly Will/Skandar, one Will/Skandar/Ben, one Will/Ben
Rating: It varies, but generally about PG-13 I'd say.
Warnings: Real person slash.
A/N: I was encouraged to do this by [livejournal.com profile] blueberinitrate, and I've been meaning to do it for ages, so, *hops on bandwagon* I was interrupted several times by an extremely rude fly and had to stop at one point to get rid of it, but other than that, I followed the rules. :D Also, dammit, thanks Girls Aloud for being the first band to come on shuffle...way to give people a good impression of my music taste. XD

Click. )
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Title: Threeway, Freeway, Wanna Be A Sailor?
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Sue Denim/Dee Plume/Noel Fielding
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het! But femslash too, so that makes up for it. ;)
Summary: She feels her shoulder bump against the wall, and she feels the heat from their bodies as Noel and Dee pull her between them.
A/N: Written anonymously for the Boosh Slash Anonymous Kink Meme, here. I was urged to reveal myself, hee.

Sue locks the door behind them, and when she turns around, Noel is pressing Dee against the hallway wall... )

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