i'm not trying to wake you up

So I was going to focus on the weird Skandar/Georgie/Will P. Dreamers!fic, but then all of a sudden last night, Ben/Georgie porn just attacked my brain out of nowhere. I SUPPOSE WE ALL KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BOTHER TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. I'm a terrible terrible person, let's move on.

Title: gleaming like mother of pearl
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Ben/Georgie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person het, Georgie is fifteen. *hangs head* Oh, and also, sexual activity in a semi-public (but deserted!) place.
Summary: And, despite the fact that he can feel the warmth of her through the fabric, despite the fact that he's standing in the corridor of a hotel with his hand between a fifteen year old's legs, he finds himself laughing. Because only Georgie would wear Wonder Woman knickers under a gown like that, to a royal movie premiere.
A/N: Probably about 90% smut. Nearly 9000 words of it. I have no excuses. Except maybe that this was sort of loosely inspired by this prompt. Title from the song 'Dirtywhirl' by TV On The Radio, and set during the royal premiere of Dawn Treader.

( Ben says 'Oh wow, you look—' without actually knowing how he's going to end the sentence, which is never a good idea. )

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I HAVE TO POST IT NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE.

I started this in September last year. It's an Anna/Georgie/Will threesome with like, a LOT of focus on Georgie being young. It's so fucked up that I squicked myself a few times while writing it, and also made myself laugh out loud at things I HADN'T EVEN WRITTEN TO BE FUNNY. I could never quite decide if it was going to be the crackiest crack ever, or intensely SRS BSNS. So what did I do in an attempt to fix this? I gave it a title taken from KATY PERRY LYRICS. That was when I decided it was just going to sit on my laptop unseen FOREVER.

But then I re-read it and I got sad at the idea of some bits of it never being seen by anyone, and I remembered all the people I'd promised it to, so I finished it, and now I'm just like—idk.

Fuck it, here it is!

Title: nothing but blisters
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Anna/Georgie/Will
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Real person het and femslash. Large age gaps. Georgie is fifteen and there's quite a lot of emphasis on the underage aspect, so if that squicks you don't read this!!
Summary: She wants them to remind her what they are, what they all are. She thinks of growing up with them always by her side, looking after her, and she wants that.
A/N: I really have no explanation for this at all.

( It rains on the day of the London premiere of Voyage of the Dawn Treader. )

Hi, this is really quite fucked up. IDK what happened.

Title: keep me fed, keep me watered
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um. Pimp!Will and rentboy!Skandar. Angst. And Will is really mean.
Summary: It's really just PWP.
A/N: thisissirius made me do it, okay?? For the Kink Meme. Title from 'Naked But Safe' by IAMX.

( Will hears the slam of the door and he smiles, shutting his book and sliding it onto the bedside table. )

WHAT. NO, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: no catch, no beat
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash.
Summary: There is no time for reflection between countries.
A/N: I DIDN'T REALLY WRITE THIS. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. D:

( 'I don't even think he really *likes* you,' says Skandar, fidgeting, fingers tapping against his lower lip in feigned nonchalance. )