i'm not trying to wake you up

Some answers to that Character-Number Meme! Thank you, everyone who asked questions. I'm gonna shuffle up the numbers so you can ask more if you want. :D

Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.

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I AM BACK FROM AMERICA.

I'm incredibly jetlagged and a bit of a mess mentally but I HAVE THE INTERNET BACK. *clings* To celebrate, and because I feel like I haven't posted a fic in forever, here's seventeen unfinished stories I have on my computer. Seventeen. You guys, that's ridiculous. Some of these I'll never finish, but hopefully I'll get some posted soon.

The ratings vary but go up pretty high, just a warning. And like...some of these ideas are really freakin' weird. Just another warning.

You know what's weirder, though? Being inspired by Rocky Raccoon to write Nick Jonas/Caleb Followill/Lily Aldridge (that'd be Caleb's girlfriend) COWBOY AU. Where Caleb is the sheriff and Nick is this handsome mysterious young man who just rides into town and takes Caleb's girl. And there are fights and alcohol and tough barmaid!Lily and repressed gay feelings and eventual threesomes. BISEXUAL COWBOYS!!!

...MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. I feel like in the near future, people are gonna be talking about me and say stuff like "Yeah, she used to be pretty sane and write decent fic, but then she discovered Kings of Leon and COMPLETELY LOST IT." I'm sorry, you guys.

But anyway.

( Kings of Leon and Disney ('cause apparently those fandoms get grouped together in my mind these days). )

( Skins. )

( Narnia RPF. )

SKIP TO 5:38 OMG.

Miquita: Would you say that the Kings of Leon are an ambitious band? Do you care about things like world domination and things that bands like the Jonas Brothers care about?
Caleb: Hey, they're staying at our hotel.
Miquita: They're staying at your hotel?
Caleb: Yeah, one of them has my same boots.

!!!

THERE WERE FIC IDEAS ALREADY, THIS IS JUST FUEL TO THE FIRE YOU GUYS.

Then a bit later Caleb says that bands like the Jonas Brothers are really only aiming to make number 1 albums, whereas Kings of Leon just want to make music that they're proud of. And at the very end, they're asked which band they'd compare themselves to, and Nathan says, totally deadpan "The Jonas Brothers. For sure."

♥

THIS WAS IN MID-SEPTEMBER LAST YEAR BTW. When the JoBros were promoting Camp Rock in the UK I think?

So, you probably have no idea what this is. But...do you think maybe you could read it anyway? I spent a stupidly long time on it and only just realised that was probably pointless due to the lack of fandom for both of these shows. D: FAIL.

It was fun, though. I like how it's kind of twincest because it's Luke and Harry only NOT REALLY.

Title: moving signs
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Mark/Theo (Cape Wrath/Clapham Junction crossover)
Rating: R
Warnings: Voyeurism, underage sex—Theo is fifteen.
Summary: His mother only raises her eyebrows, and gives him a curt nod. "Well," she says, "I think we've had our fair share of mentally ill neighbours, don't you?"
A/N: ...It seemed to make sense in my mind?

( It seems fitting that he's watching him right from the beginning. )

I went to visit my sister, which is why I disappeared for a few days, and I will be updating in a more organised sort of way at some point tomorrow I think, but for now:



WHAT.

It's like, ~when fandoms collide~.

I totally did a doubletake when I saw this. I mean. What.

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It's sooo random. I CANNOT imagine how that meeting must have gone.

Also, RETURN OF THE SCARVES. Hooray, I get to use my 'will/scarves otp' tag again! He's going all out this time and making them ~silky~. Oh Will. COME OUT ALREADY.

Also hi, may I have Hayden's dress please?