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hardparadeSome answers to that Character-Number Meme! Thank you, everyone who asked questions. I'm gonna shuffle up the numbers so you can ask more if you want. :D
Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.
Skandar Keynes seduces House (House). What does he do to accomplish this?
...I'm sorry, I'm not sure I can answer this question on account of my HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Oh my god. This is my favourite. Let's see. Skandar would pretty much have to disguise himself as a hot young English girl, possibly a hooker. Or as Wilson.
Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon) accidentally walks in on Zooey Deschanel and Effy Stonem (Skins) having sex. What happens?
Ooooh that would be hot. Which, I expect, would probably be his reaction. I can sort of imagine him slouching in the doorway swigging a beer and watching them all sleazily until they notice.
Demi Lovato and Alison Mosshart find out that they were separated at birth. How do they feel about this? What do they do?
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. I think Alison would find it kind of embarrassing at first, but then she'd get to know Demi and realise she's actually pretty cool. And Demi would find Alison totally badass (because she is) and like, kind of idolise her and stuff. Alison would probably lead Demi out of the Disney world and get her drinking and smoking all the time, haha. And, because their voices are my two favourite female singing voices ever, I would hope one of their first decisions would be to do a duet? :)
Tony Stonem (Skins) and Joe Jonas are having sex for the first time. What is the background music?
Er. Ahahaha. Um. I have no idea. I want to say something like the Jonas Brothers, because Tony would totally put that on in the background just to be a dick. XD
Nick Jonas kills Jenny Schecter (The L Word). What are Jenny's last words?
Lolol I can totally see this happening. Nick Jonas would not put up with her shit. (I love her, but srsly.) She'd be hanging on him and complaining about stuff and he'd be driven to murder because he'd find her so irritating. Her last words would probably be, like, "I'm getting murdered again? This is so fucked up and unfair!"
Anna Popplewell wants to propose to William Moseley. How does she do it? Does he accept?
Lol, umm, I can actually see two ways for this to happen. 1: It's part of a grand scheme Anna has concocted to get Will and Skandar to come to terms with their feelings together. So she proposes to Will to force him to really think about his feelings? In this scenario, she'd do it in front of Skandar, complete with heartbreaking speech about how she's been in love with Will since they first met, etc. And Will would not accept, 'cause Skandar would intervene. :D 2: They've made a pact to marry each other if they're still single at 40 or something, and this ends up happening. They'd be having a night in, with wine and snacks, complaining to each other about their inability to have relationships. And then Anna would remember the pact, and propose on the spur of the moment. They'd be kind of giggly and drunk and she'd, like, offer him a Hula Hoop as an engagement ring or something. Which he'd probably eat, but he'd still accept. :)
Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) and Joe Jonas get into a fight. What is it about? Who wins?
Hmmm, maybe something fashion-related? Omg, I know. They're fighting over the last headband in some designer store. Joe wants to buy it for Nick as a birthday present, and Blair throws a fit because seriously? She's already late to meet Serena for cocktails and she has to fight a Jonas Brother for a headband? Which, by the way, is intended to be worn by women. And Blair would totally win, no doubt about it.
Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.
Skandar Keynes seduces House (House). What does he do to accomplish this?
...I'm sorry, I'm not sure I can answer this question on account of my HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Oh my god. This is my favourite. Let's see. Skandar would pretty much have to disguise himself as a hot young English girl, possibly a hooker. Or as Wilson.
Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon) accidentally walks in on Zooey Deschanel and Effy Stonem (Skins) having sex. What happens?
Ooooh that would be hot. Which, I expect, would probably be his reaction. I can sort of imagine him slouching in the doorway swigging a beer and watching them all sleazily until they notice.
Demi Lovato and Alison Mosshart find out that they were separated at birth. How do they feel about this? What do they do?
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. I think Alison would find it kind of embarrassing at first, but then she'd get to know Demi and realise she's actually pretty cool. And Demi would find Alison totally badass (because she is) and like, kind of idolise her and stuff. Alison would probably lead Demi out of the Disney world and get her drinking and smoking all the time, haha. And, because their voices are my two favourite female singing voices ever, I would hope one of their first decisions would be to do a duet? :)
Tony Stonem (Skins) and Joe Jonas are having sex for the first time. What is the background music?
Er. Ahahaha. Um. I have no idea. I want to say something like the Jonas Brothers, because Tony would totally put that on in the background just to be a dick. XD
Nick Jonas kills Jenny Schecter (The L Word). What are Jenny's last words?
Lolol I can totally see this happening. Nick Jonas would not put up with her shit. (I love her, but srsly.) She'd be hanging on him and complaining about stuff and he'd be driven to murder because he'd find her so irritating. Her last words would probably be, like, "I'm getting murdered again? This is so fucked up and unfair!"
Anna Popplewell wants to propose to William Moseley. How does she do it? Does he accept?
Lol, umm, I can actually see two ways for this to happen. 1: It's part of a grand scheme Anna has concocted to get Will and Skandar to come to terms with their feelings together. So she proposes to Will to force him to really think about his feelings? In this scenario, she'd do it in front of Skandar, complete with heartbreaking speech about how she's been in love with Will since they first met, etc. And Will would not accept, 'cause Skandar would intervene. :D 2: They've made a pact to marry each other if they're still single at 40 or something, and this ends up happening. They'd be having a night in, with wine and snacks, complaining to each other about their inability to have relationships. And then Anna would remember the pact, and propose on the spur of the moment. They'd be kind of giggly and drunk and she'd, like, offer him a Hula Hoop as an engagement ring or something. Which he'd probably eat, but he'd still accept. :)
Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) and Joe Jonas get into a fight. What is it about? Who wins?
Hmmm, maybe something fashion-related? Omg, I know. They're fighting over the last headband in some designer store. Joe wants to buy it for Nick as a birthday present, and Blair throws a fit because seriously? She's already late to meet Serena for cocktails and she has to fight a Jonas Brother for a headband? Which, by the way, is intended to be worn by women. And Blair would totally win, no doubt about it.
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Date: 2010-04-18 04:21 pm (UTC)THIS IS HOW BORED I AM
Date: 2010-04-18 06:30 pm (UTC)When he opens the door and goes in, she immediately blushes and looks down at the floor, her heavily mascara'd lashes brushing her pink cheeks. He watches her for another long moment.
"This is the part where you tell me what you're doing in my office," he prompts eventually, ducking his head to try and catch her eye. "What, stage fright? Oh boy," he says mockingly, "I know I'm intimidating but I've never actually made anyone speechless before. How exciting."
She glances up at him, opens her mouth and then shuts it again.
"Ohh, so close," House laments. "Come on, I don't have all day. Lives to save. Out with it."
Still nothing. He looks at her a little more closely, and then shrugs.
"All right," he says. He turns around, rests his cane against the wall and settles down in the chair by the door, putting his feet up. "Your silence has left me with no other choice but to assume you're here because you find me immensely attractive and you'd like something to be done about it." He waggles his eyebrows suggestively.
No response. Ah, of course. He rolls his eyes. "You can nod or shake your head, you know. Or blink once for yes and twice for no, or something."
This time he gets a nod, and a grin. A sort of adorable grin which is apparently contagious, because he finds himself grinning back. He stops himself hurriedly. "Great. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. Now, what is it about me that makes you assume I must be attracted to mute teenage crossdressers?"
The boy stops grinning abruptly. "I--oh--I didn't expect you to figure it out so quickly," he stammers.
"Well, first of all, your stockings are on backwards," House says, gesturing. "Also, your bra is clearly stuffed with socks, your make-up makes you look like a drunk hooker--not that that's a bad thing--and you're like Bambi learning to walk in those shoes. Refusing to speak made me think you haven't yet mastered giving your voice a higher pitch and making it sound natural, so that sort of clinched the deal."
The boy scowls, and then scuffs the heel of his shoe against the carpet. "All right," he says in a grouchy English accent, stepping forwards, "I'll just go then, shall I?"
Quick as a flash House grabs his cane and blocks the door with it. "Hey, hey," he says, "not so fast. I didn't say your assumption was wrong, did I?"
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Date: 2010-04-18 06:53 pm (UTC)I AM GLAD YOU ENCOURAGE MY RIDICULOUSNESS.
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Date: 2010-04-19 07:19 pm (UTC)*UNLURK FOR A SECOND*
Date: 2010-04-18 11:04 pm (UTC)Er. Ahahaha. Um. I have no idea. I want to say something like the Jonas Brothers, because Tony would totally put that on in the background just to be a dick. XD
^^^
A THOUSAND TIMES YES! this needs to happen.
*slinks back into lurkville* xD
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Date: 2010-04-19 07:20 pm (UTC)He totally would, wouldn't he? And Joe would be like "Are you serious with this, dude?" and Tony would be like "Um, no, dude, chill out," all mockingly. XD
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Date: 2010-04-19 11:17 am (UTC)Omgzzz why are you so awesome?? I <3 you like wow !!!
All your answers are crazy hilarious. Thanks for the smiles!
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Date: 2010-04-19 07:21 pm (UTC)It's such a fun meme. I want more questions to answer, I might just randomly find some online, haha. XD