i'm not trying to wake you up

Lol so occasionally people tell me they sometimes read things I've written purely because I've written them, even if it's not a pairing or idea or whatever that they would usually want to read. Which is still mind-bogglingly awesome to me, but um, I'M REALLY TESTING YOUR LOYALTY NOW AREN'T I. Sorry.

Also can we just take a moment to express some joy/amazement at the fact that in less than three weeks, I've written more than 20,000 words? THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING AND WONDERFUL.

Anyway, on with the weirdness:


Title: you still give me goosebumps
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Skandar/Tilda
Rating: (Very) hard R
Warnings: Real person het, giant age gap, sexual activity in a semi-public but deserted place...is anyone else sensing a trend? :/
Summary: Her expression is challenging, and at once, he hates her and adores her, can't tell if he wants to make her come because he loves her or just to prove that he can.
A/N: I actually don't feel that bad about this, I think I've been wanting to write this pairing for years. Also, I feel the need to share that I had my iTunes on shuffle while writing this, and it decided to play me a song called 'Lick The Witch'. NOT EVEN KIDDING. I decided against calling the fic that, though—the title is from 'Goosebumps' by Fujiya & Miyagi.

( He has a tenuous grasp on the scene, feeling as though it keeps slipping from his fingers every time she speaks. )

Some answers to that Character-Number Meme! Thank you, everyone who asked questions. I'm gonna shuffle up the numbers so you can ask more if you want. :D

Jenny Schecter (The L Word), Zooey Deschanel, Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) & Joe Jonas are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
...That was sounding totally AWESOME until it got to Joe and then it just turned hilarious. But at least two of these people are musical? So Zooey and Joe can be like, joint lead singer, while also playing minimal guitar. And...well. I imagine Jenny and Blair would spend most of their time having catfights. Maybe Blair on keyboard, Jenny on drums? They'd play kickass girly electropop, but Zooey and Joe's voices would add this weird unexpected twist to it because Zooey's all folky and Joe's...a guy. Actually, this is starting to sound kind of awesome again. I have no idea what they'd be called. Zo, Joe, and the Temper Tantrums. Idek.

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