Hey, welcome to the point of desperation.

[hardparade]

First of all, everyone should go and read my judgement's getting kind of hazy by moogle62. It involves Ben serenading Skandar with Ke$ha lyrics. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, it is absolutely hilarious. ♥

And speaking of hilarious things, it's LJ Markov Random Text Generator time! There are a lot, because they were really amusing me this time.

But she can't see why this is, but she doesn't approve. Incidentally, can anyone else feel like things can last forever. And they don't, but he doesn't, and that's when she was younger, so it didn't.
This is so totally eloquent.

Will went to visit my sister for Thanksgiving.
This did not happen. (It'd be pretty cool if it did, though.)

asked if it's difficult playing a character without much of a rifle

Ben tosses the towel over a chair and starts unbuttoning his own dick
WHY DOES BEN'S DICK HAVE BUTTONS.

And the interviewer says her fans would disagree and say she's just messing around with Ben and Skandar. (...Sounds good to me," Ben says, and it gives her ~feelings. And then at 10:55, Georgie talks about the fact that it's a face and lick it. He makes a face.
Omg lol I want to see this fictional interview.


The way Liam looks like he's talking to a Coke from Ben's fridge.
...oh dear, Liam.

Georgie teases Will for apologising all the way he kisses
Oh my god, who else can imagine Will P. apologising constantly while kissing somebody.

He has sex covered in ruffles. I thought I'd share.
Ahahahaha.

Also hiiii there Skandar. And the interviewer phrases it as him getting naked and having orgies, and it doesn't make this conversation end.
Ahahaha.There are some seriously unprofessional interviewers in this lot.

Will P. relents, trudging away after a triumphant Skandar, and Georgie sits on the bonfire
That's probably not a good idea.

And I didn't go out. I didn't sleep and I ship everyone/everyone. As usual.
Well...this is just...my life.

all the fancy sentences that end with a moustache.
Lmao.

Lol I can't believe how quickly I went from being totally 'eh' about Ben, to making gifspams of his neck, his jaw.
I haven't done this. Maybe I should? Is this a hint, generator?

No, actually, I was embarrassed. I am sitting here now with a knife, pulling a girl's knickers down before he even has the effect of pushing Georgie closer towards Ben. (Pretty sure this season is the best way to get off. Flight attendant: Oh, sure.
Lol I'm cracking up at the random flight attendant's agreement there.

She's clearly fast asleep, out like he's ruined her innocence or something. ...Sexy.
As extremely disturbing as this sentence is, I'm really enjoying the trend of things ending in '...Sexy.'

I love how Skandar appears to be into incest?
...Oh. Well then. He's in the right franchise.

It then shows Skandar getting himself off, too.
Sounds good to me.

"I cheated. I cheated on you," Will says defensively. "I didn't think. I never really realised that Ben and Skandar gets up from the social stigma against incest, or is it just prolonged exposure? Is the attractiveness of the Narnia folder: amusing macros.
This is the weirdest admission of infidelity I have ever come across.

Title: the cock of a face
Omg, dying.

Hey, welcome to the point of desperation.
LOVE THIS.

he backs off, pressing the unnecessarily complicated pattern of buttons required for getting to the heavens for help.
I like the idea of there being buttons for that. Welcome to the heavens! Press one for "help".

then you can kiss me." "Oh, right," Will P. interrupts Skandar's wistful thoughts. "Why do I ship it I don't know that for sure." "No, but probably. It's not like that again. He rubs his forehead. "I don't think you can kiss me." "Oh, right," Will P.
What is going on here? Whatever it is, it sounds terribly indecisive.

Georgie actually took a bit of make-up and some high heels she finds in the large plastic box they've dragged into Ben's trailer, that apparently contains nothing but wet bra and knickers
This concerns me.

"Knives?" Skandar enquires, chewing on a minute, all the beauty.
Omg this sounds so mystical and pot-headed.

Will P. is saying as Georgie sneaks up to her skin and how he feels so fucking angry that anyone could be so stupid as to write you one story, what would you like that," he breathes. "I know," Georgie whispers. "But I want fic about her seducing people with her cocoa.
SEDUCING PEOPLE WITH HER COCOA.

It's nearing two AM on Skandar's waist.
But what time is it on Georgie's hips?

Because only Georgie would wear Wonder Woman knickers in a discarded tangle around her waist and shoved down off one shoulder, she reflects on how much she wanted it and get caught up in her purple penguin pajamas.
This is an interesting outfit.

"I didn't think. I never noticed before," Georgie says with her maturity in various ways. She has her Serious Face on.
Okay, this is genius.

"Well," Ben says, a little concerned that she's kissing him—actually kissing him
Hahaha this could actually have been lifted from a Ben/Georgie fic.

all the fic of Skandar on a desert island
I'm not sure there's any fic of Skandar on a desert island.

so when I met him I was all sea-ravaged and covered in ruffles.
Omg lol.

Anna is in 1D. ♥ I honestly don't understand why that is.
I don't understand it, but apparently I love it?

I still blame the random text generator for the way he spoke to her.
This sounds reasonable tbh.

Kidzworld: Which actor's career do you want to see the movie, and Skandar's like "She'll go on top of me,"
SKANDAR. INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER. Especially when you're speaking to "Kidzworld"...

Skandar checks his watch. "We have to be all casually-badass again
THIS IS AMAZING.

So thisissirius is a misty, inhuman apparition
AHAHAHA.

he's brought her two biscuits to have it make sense.
Biscuits always help things to make sense. *nods*

he feels so fucking angry that anyone could call her 'squirt' when she kisses like a man.
Oh my god.

with Ben about the goodbye scenes and how he'd get so nervous beforehand, scared of her bra with the worst fucked-up timing on earth.
Does Ben have the worst fucked-up timing on earth, or is that the bra? HAHA EITHER WAY BEN IS SCARED OF A BRA.

Edmund, and Eustace are rescued from the women Skandar has met
CRACKFIC POTENTIAL.

He felt special every time I stabbed him once in the head.
:S

Her knickers dangle from one foot, tangled around the ship, exchanging concerned looks with various extras.
Ahahaha.

Srsly tho Ben is pouring wine between her legs, his nose buried in Skandar's hands go to his feet and is just staring at him.
*blinks*

Georgie stifles a giggle into the dark recesses of her nose.
Oh my god, that is excellent.

regularly wanking to a Coke from Ben's fridge.
Things to do with Coke: drink it. Things not to do with Coke: TALK OR WANK TO IT.

Ben is a strange, and often wonderful, thing.
♥

the blood is pumping faster through his underwear, which is weird, especially because Ben doesn't exist.

the one time she pictures Ben, another flash of sense comes back to her skin and his face in this video of Anna. She says "Will Poulter with the best handjobs he's ever done. Then again, he's never been more serious in my book.
Um.

He feels that reluctant acceptance sink in, knowing that it really doesn't help (OR DOES IT) that Ben's not really feeling all that overhead space, we gotta hurry.
I am CRACKING UP at that bit in brackets. This is how I should write my fic.

Skandar snorts, and perhaps he's just suddenly deciding to fuck her regardless of her costume.

ALSO, do you Narnia guys think we need a new kink meme? Or to revive the old kink meme? I don't want to do it if it's going to fail miserably, but it was so much fun last time and with the new movie out people might have some good kinky ideas or be wanting inspiration. THOUGHTS? (If you usually lurk, now would be a good time to say hi and share your opinion on this so I know how much interest there is.)

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

The generator was especially on crack this time! XDDD

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

It seems to be! I think it's all the Narnia stuff, it's weirder than usual.

[starrlit-eyes.livejournal.com]

Wow. This seriously made my day. I think I'm going to bookmark this and look at again when I'm in dire need of a good laugh. :D

Also, majority of this should be made into fic, just saying ;)
Especially this Oh my god, who else can imagine Will P. apologising constantly while kissing somebody. Because I can imagine it, and it would be insanely adorable :)

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

:D I'm glad it made you laugh!

I think that does need to happen. He WOULD.

[queenofspades89.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, I strongly desire to read Ben pouring wine between Georgie's legs. Or Anna's. I'm not really picky.

Additionally, more kink memes are never a bad idea!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

It seems kind of unsanitary, yet also sort of hot?? Maybe that's something to be prompted on a kink meme...

[lady-theta.livejournal.com]

The world needs more Narnia kink. And I'm saying this because I desperately need Lucy/Caspian or Ben/Georgie fics. Really. I would take Edmund/Susan (or Skandar/Anna) as well.
....*cough*
DO IT FOR ASLAN!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Hee! Okay. I think I'll put another one up after Christmas. :)

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Well these are ridiculously amazing. The Coke ones made me laugh more than is probably acceptable at gone eleven at night.

Ben doesn't exist.
Ben is scared of a bra.
The dark recesses of Georgie's nose.
What is the time on Georgie's hips?
Cock of a face lololol
no sleep/no going out/shipping everyone is also my life
why does Ben's dick have buttons?

Lol I can't believe how quickly I went from being totally 'eh' about Ben, to making gifspams of his neck, his jaw.
I haven't done this. Maybe I should? Is this a hint, generator? - YYY, I think you'll find that is a hint.

KINK MEME: also yes.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Lol I'm glad they made you laugh bb. Your list made me realise how many of the REALLY weird ones are about Ben...even the generator knows he's the weirdest. ALSO HE DOESN'T EXIST, APPARENTLY.

I think I'm gonna do another kink meme after Christmas. :)

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

♥

I'm thinking of starting the meme after Christmas! And more fics with Skandar in them = always a good idea. XD

[kat234.livejournal.com]

Hee! That text generator thing is hilarious.

Also, another kink meme? Yes! I desperately want fic for the scene where Lucy's feeling inferior in the looks department & "wishes herself away." It's the part where she can't sleep so she goes to Edmund & Caspian while they were sleeping. She was in a modest night shirt & looked gorgeous, how could Caspian & Edmund not be affected by that? That scene just screams for fic. Someone needs to write an NC-17 "comfort Lucy" threesome fic where both Caspian & Edmund prove to Lucy how beautiful she is by way of a threesome, with the boys focusing on Lucy. Bonus points for having bratty cousin Eustace catching them all in the act.

Because seriously, I know that scene is based on book canon but movie Lucy is gorgeous & IMHO has become even prettier than Anna @ only 15. I think Anna's Susan is lovely BTW, but Georgie as Lucy has very subtle make-up for most of the movie, & she still manages to look stunning in every scene. Same with Georgie, I've never seen her heavily made up for real life events either & she still looks gorgeous. My 18 year old brother, who I dragged to see Dawn Treader with me, thinks she's beautiful. There were a ton of murmurs when that scene came on with most people commenting on the fact that Lucy doesn't need the beauty spell.

So yeah, Lucy/Edmund/Caspian or Georgie/Ben/Skandar with the boys focusing on Lucy/Georgie. Please?

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Awww that is a really sweet idea. I agree that Lucy is gorgeous and it made that storyline a little bit hard to believe, but I suppose even gorgeous people get insecure. XD I love that people were murmuring about it in the cinema! I bet that would make Georgie feel good about herself.

I'm thinking I'll start another kink meme after Christmas, so be sure to re-post this idea there and hopefully someone will pick it up. :)

[kat234.livejournal.com]

So glad to hear that there will be another kink meme for Dawn Treader! You are awesome for starting these.

So I finally found the other two kink memes. I had no idea that a few people were shipping Georgie & Ben way back then. The Georgie/Ben hot tub fic - I want more! Is greedy. I'll take RPF/cest fics from the kink memes over Mary-Sue fics anyday. 'Cough' fanfiction.net 'cough.'

[lady-theta.livejournal.com]

O_O
Are you my twin!?!
I thought I was only one in theatre thinking:
Drowsy Caspian.
Drowsy Edmund. Check.
Drowsy Lucy in nightshirt. Check.
Optimal Threesome. CHECK!

[kat234.livejournal.com]

Twins or we just have really dirty minds. LOL.

Seriously though, all that pretty. The boys looking sleep tousled & gorgeous Lucy showing up in a nightshirt needing comfort. How can one possibly not think threesome fic?

[cowcreamer.livejournal.com]

all the fancy sentences that end with a moustache.
amazing.

also, new film. new meme I think

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I love that one.

That seems to be the general consensus! :D

[cowcreamer.livejournal.com]

I generally enjoy your random text generator

[sagee-x3.livejournal.com]

LOL DYING AT THE COKE ONE.

Also:
Hey, welcome to the point of desperation.
How is this not a real quote? It's so perfect.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

You know, sometimes I can work out which bits of sentences it's used, but I can't remember that one, so it might be a real quote...but I don't remember coming up with it myself. XD

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! I love what the random text generator spews out from your journal. Except for the part where I always read it late at night and so I have to stifle my laughs.

Ben tosses the towel over a chair and starts unbuttoning his own dick
THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE. I could not stop giggling from it. XD

Also, I vote in favor of a new kink meme, or reviving the old one, or whatever, as long as there is a kink meme!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Yay I'm glad it made you laugh! Or stifle your laughs, either way. XD

I'm glad there's interest in another kink meme, 'cause I want one too. I'm thinking after Christmas would be a good time to start it.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Hi. :D

YAY. Expect it soon~

[lizardwriter.livejournal.com]

Haha, those were fucking hilarious! I think you need to write a Skandar on a desert island fic now though, lol.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Ooh, awesome! Okay. :D

meeeeeerry christmas (eve). :)

[iamshunpike.livejournal.com]

But there's a whole community called narniakink that is devoted to this! So maybe if you made a post there (get mods' approval??) then it would all be in one place, and it'd be organized.

Georgie teases Will for apologising all the way he kisses
Oh my god, who else can imagine Will P. apologising constantly while kissing somebody.
I assumed automatically that "Will" was Will the First. It just seemed right. I know, we spent aaaaages in that one thread a while back talking about how creepy we thought Will/Georgie seemed, BUT. BUT. BUT THAT WAS IN CONTRAST WITH BEN/GEORGIE. On their own, without contrast or comparison to other ships, Will the First/Georgie the Only seems like a great ship to me. (Honestly I actually used to ship it, too...in a really innocent way. All those adorable head-kissing, Titanic-posing photos from PC time just screamed it to me.)
So I can totally picture Will the First and Georgie necking. Him placing all these kisses on her face and neck and freckles and just, guh, it'd be cute, IMO.

sex covered in ruffles
I pictured this to be weird Benito, doing it for comedy effect.

BEN FUCKING GEORGIE ON A PLANE, WITH A FLIGHT ATTENDANT GETTING OFF TO IT
WHAAAAT?

Title: the cock of a face
Omg, dying.
A Gem of Wisdom from Me: The nose is the cock of the face. That's why when you try to kiss someone and your noses bump, it's a bit like bumping into an awkward, unwanted boner. Eurgh.

"Knives?" Skandar enquires, chewing on a minute, all the beauty.
Omg this sounds so mystical and pot-headed.
MYSTICAL AND POTHEADED HAS NOW BECOME A REAL, TRUE SAYING. A "THING".
FUCK YEAHHHH.

all the fic of Skandar on a desert island
I'm not sure there's any fic of Skandar on a desert island.
There should be. It should take place on that one island from Pirates of the Caribbean. The one with the rum and the fire and the Jack/Elizabeth. (IDK, I only saw it on television once, I'm not actually a fan....)

Skandar's like "She'll go on top of me,"
IT'S ABOUT GEORGIE OKAY. IT JUST IS.

he feels so fucking angry that anyone could call her 'squirt' when she kisses like a man.
I think this is Will P. thinking about Georgie. It's Will P./Georgie. And I think that maybe, in this, Will DOESN'T know what it's like to be kissed by a man, but he compares it to that anyway, just out of the whole gender-trait-association that people have (in their minds, without realizing it).

Also, this song is what I thought of:




the blood is pumping faster through his underwear, which is weird, especially because Ben doesn't exist.
Okay, so Ben now menstruates. But he doesn't exist either? Yes, I can see it. They will make him special dick-tampons. please pretend i never wrote that

Also, the part following that read like it was about Georgie getting off to a mishmash of thoughts about Ben, Anna and/or Will P. WE HAVE SHIPPED HER WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE. Plus those people with each other. Still, though.

WHO IS WEARING A COSTUME? I'LL TELL YOU WHO, ONCE AGAIN I SHALL TELL YOU.
Adamson in a Hello Kitty corset. That's who.

Re: meeeeeerry christmas (eve). :)

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I forgot about that community. :( It's not where the first kink meme was, though, so it's already sort of disorganised? I held the first kink meme just here at my journal...idk. I don't want to step on any toes but I'd feel more comfortable doing it the same way as I did last time. Hmm.

I know what you mean about Georgie/Will, but...if someone's apologising constantly while kissing her, it's got to be Will P. On the other hand, I suppose Will would probably apologise too, because he'd feel like it was something he shouldn't be doing. Idk.

Sex covered in ruffles = definitely Benito. And lmao, the nose is the cock of the face. AND OF COURSE MYSTICAL AND POTHEADED IS A THING NOW. How could it not be, when Skandar is chewing on a minute...all the beauty?

Okay, that's it. There needs to be a Pirates of the Caribbean AU. Someone already said Skandar had a Jack Sparrow moment in Dawn Treader.

WILL P. NONSENSICALLY THINKING GEORGIE KISSES LIKE A MAN WHEN HE'S NEVER KISSED A MAN = YES. And lol song choice.

*gladly ignores menstruating bit*

I LIKE THAT THEORY. I saw it as being Anna saying, on video, that these were the best handjobs Will P. had ever given, and that he was serious about it. Which didn't make a lot of sense.

OH GOD THAT MEANS IT WOULD BE SKANDAR DECIDING TO FUCK ANDREW REGARDLESS OF THE HELLO KITTY CORSET. Also thinking of him as a her. INTERESTING.