I'm not sure it would help if you spend your life pretending to be anonymous or not.

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More from the LJ Markov Random Text Generator. :D

As unexpected as Ben's arrival was, Will is gay.
(I love how these two things are totally unrelated.)

the ones of Georgie slowly peeling off her shoes and stepping onto the bed in search of old ringbinders.
(HAHA GEORGIE SLEEPS WITH OLD RINGBINDERS.)

Summary: It's no good trying to work with the lube.
(Someone should write a fic with this summary, ahaha.)

It's really cool being able to take Anna's hand in hers, and said "Please, dear, call me Zelfa,"
(Um. Is this Anna/Skandar's Mum??)

I told you it was a little too excited to think that if -- if -- if -- Skandar ," Will spits out, frowning at him. "I suppose you can simply say 'Will/Ben, exhibitionism' or whatever, which apparently means he was on the carousel.)
(Lol is this Will talking about slash again? Also when have I ever been talking about a carousel, wtf.)

Maybe he'd have music for that, absolutely, something quick and hot and -- and checking if any suspicious vegetables have been a problem. Georgie has tits now, I thought I'd send a letter.
(Lololol.)

Will catches him share a glance with Anna, and Andrew. It turns out Michael is a lot more alcohol and sex, though
(That'll make Dawn Treader even more interesting!!)

ALSO, the intense look they share goes no further, and Skandar is about Caspian and everything, but I guess I don't mean THAT kind of freaked out by Will P was really hot?" Will laughs. "You're babbling."
(Yes, you are.)

You know I'm not sure it would help if you spend your life pretending to be anonymous or not.
(I love this sentence.)

Maybe it doesn't seem like Ben is like...contagious, or something. They've got to you too!
(Ben IS contagious!)

Skandar Keynes to William Moseley, late October, 2008. (Written, this time, on a Post-It stuck to a robot.
(LOL A ROBOT WHAT)

That was really the same level of intelligence as a softcore porn star.

Touching her clit while I was waiting for the bathroom mirror before unhooking her bra, sliding down the windows, and he likes to think the maids would appreciate that.
(What voyeuristic maids!)

They're exhausted. They're boneless and breathless and getting her costumes re-fitted because they slept together but his eyelids are heavy somehow and he's always been there and something's kind of shocked for a while since I've heard from you for Sombrero Man.

"It's okay, you know," Ben is holding Anna's strap-on in his heart. I CAN'T TAKE IT. I'm going to have sex with Anna."

Ben is holding Anna's strap-on in his ears, "Come on, come on,"
(Ben, wtf.)

so that we'd bond with Will P better, but they were doing before I showed up," Anna says sarcastically, rolling her eyes. "The nudity wouldn't have made much of an old man is growing on me, by the whole thing with Will P. with his hand.)
(LOL IT'S A WELCOME ORGY FOR WILL P.)

WHAT. thisissirius and I didn't buy condoms.
(AHAHAHA)

Their mouths are open, their lips would meet over tissues and glasses of red knickers in her mouth," Skandar blurts out, writhing beneath him, all stretched out and sweaty and trusting , and that's probably what they were all whispering about me behind my back after I left.

He runs his hand casually resting on her stomach. It's all quite indistinct and she needs it there, but he gets no further. He is literally colouring her face, sticking to her freckled chest and he is very violent!

I think you HAD relationship difficulties in the middle of dictating a message for Georgie to have sex with both of them.
(This might be my new favourite. Ahahaha.)

"Did she what?" "Did she -- did she come?" and the worst one, did you ever do Macbeth?" was her greeting.
(LOL.)

you're probably going to get me a postcard with a flick of Anna's arse.
(I...would not mind receiving this postcard.)

I am glad that yours and Georgie's kisses were different in nature. Otherwise I think you do. I don't know. Maybe it's not as good as Daniel Radcliffe
(Nobody is as good as Daniel Radcliffe, WE GET IT.)

the interviewer grabs Skandar's arm and is disappointed to see him as gay in real life.
(Hahaha. Poor interviewer.)

Communities have been put on hold, though, as Ben has already poured their cereal from this exact box.

"It's the day after tomorrow now. I can come and look kind of weird nudist angler.
(Is this Will planning his next ~look~?)

Georgie giggles at her, and she tries to calm himself down, and then she is also aware of the three of them fucking on Skandar's bed.
(I pretty much think this is how Georgie should find out about Will/Skandar/Anna in The Night Starts Here, tbh.)

Will is out with a photo of some old guy in a cigar factory.

"He came on your face, didn't he?" Will carries on. "Like that guy last week? That's why there's no risk of Anna, Andrew or I being replaced!
(UM.)

On the other day he started asking Michael about like, the history of Mexican plants. This is it. Georgie's going to put that in, in an eastenders episode
(Georgie writes for Eastenders?)

Will and Skandar are somewhat, er, busy, in Skandar's right Converse a few times like his parents were out, which she must think i crawled out of it.

Skandar is still and silent, shifting, letting himself rock forwards a little. And then he realises that Georgie is fifteen.

Comments

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

DRIVE BY READING: Summary: It's no good trying to work with the lube. AHAHA I WANT TO DO THIS.

WILL READ REST NOW>

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

the ones of Georgie slowly peeling off her shoes and stepping onto the bed in search of old ringbinders.

I REMEMBER THIS ONE.

It's really cool being able to take Anna's hand in hers, and said "Please, dear, call me Zelfa,"

sdhjfhjdfhsjf. IDEK WHAT TO SAY TO THIS, OKAY.

and checking if any suspicious vegetables have been a problem. Georgie has tits now, I thought I'd send a letter.
i really want to know whos thoughts these are ;0

Ben is holding Anna's strap-on in his ears, "Come on, come on,"

DO YOU REMEMBER THE ONES I DID? WITH WILL AND HIS COCK IN SKANDAR'S EAR? AHAHAHA, LOL.

the interviewer grabs Skandar's arm and is disappointed to see him as gay in real life.

AHAHAHA.

"He came on your face, didn't he?" Will carries on. "Like that guy last week? That's why there's no risk of Anna, Andrew or I being replaced!
(UM.)

IDEK WHAT TO SAY TO THIS, OMGH.

Skandar is still and silent, shifting, letting himself rock forwards a little. And then he realises that Georgie is fifteen..

OH SKANDAR. AHAHA. SUCKS TO BE YOU.

i totally want to write all of these into one huge crack!fric, lol.

[lettersandliars.livejournal.com]

I think you definitely should!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR DAYS TO TURN THEM INTO A BIG CRACKFIC. It almost kind of works, sometimes, if you add in a sentence here and there to join stuff together. I might make some drabbles or something IDK. They're too amazing to leave alone.

sdhjfhjdfhsjf. IDEK WHAT TO SAY TO THIS, OKAY.
LOL SRSLY I KNOW, IT IS ANNA/SKANDAR'S MUM. I KIND OF LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S SO WEIRD.

i really want to know whos thoughts these are ;0
I'M THINKING BENITO.

LOL I DO REMEMBER THE THING WITH SKANDAR'S EAR. THIS GENERATOR HAS AN EAR!SEX FETISH, I SWEAR.

THE POOR INTERVIEWER. THERE SHE WAS, INTERVIEWING HIM, SECRETLY PLANNING TO ASK HIM OUT FOR A COFFEE AFTERWARDS, BUT THEN SHE GRABBED HIS ARM AND HIS HOMOSEXUALITY WAS JUST UNAVOIDABLE.

IDEK WHAT TO SAY TO THIS, OMGH.
LOL ME NEITHER BUT IT NEEDS TO KEEP BEING QUOTED FOREVER.

LOL SKANDAR. THAT LAST ONE IS SO GREAT.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

IT KIND OF MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE ANNA/SKANDARS MUM. ONLY, YOU KNOW, NOT. D: IS THAT WRONG? I THINK IT IS BUT IDEK.

i really want to know whos thoughts these are ;0
I'M THINKING BENITO.

AHAHA. IT'S ALWAYS HIM. OH, BENITO. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?

THE POOR INTERVIEWER. THERE SHE WAS, INTERVIEWING HIM, SECRETLY PLANNING TO ASK HIM OUT FOR A COFFEE AFTERWARDS, BUT THEN SHE GRABBED HIS ARM AND HIS HOMOSEXUALITY WAS JUST UNAVOIDABLE.

MAYBE SKANDAR GIVES OFF GAY PHEREMONES, LOL. HE CAUGHT THEM FROM WILL BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, WILL DOESN'T JUST SWEAT. HE SWEATS GAY.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

OMG IT KIND OF MADE ME WANT TO, AS WELL. BUT I GET THAT WITH EVERYTHING. SEVERAL TIMES I HAVE HAD THE URGE TO WRITE ANNA/HER SISTER. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. I WISH I WAS. I THINK THIS FANDOM JUST BRINGS OUT THE CRAZY.

LOL WILL SWEATS GAY. HE SEEPS GAY FROM EVERY PORE. AHAHAHAHA.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

:O

OMG. IDEK WHAT TO SAY TO THAT. BUT YOU SHOULD DO IT. AND I WILL DO HER AND SKANDARS MUM. SORT OF.

dfjkdhsfjdhsfjshjfs.

AHAHAH. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I JUST HAVE THIS BIG CRUSH ON LULU, AND HER VOICE. (http://www.myspace.com/lulupopplewell) AND MY MIND AUTOMATICALLY JUMPS TO INCEST FOR A LOT OF THINGS, SO THAT'S NORMAL FOR ME, BUT THIS IS REAL PERSON INCEST ABOUT SOMEONE WHO ISN'T EVEN ACTUALLY FAMOUS, SO IT FEELS EXTRA-EXTRA-WRONG BUT IT KEEPS NAGGING AT ME. IDEK.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

INCEST IS EXTREMELY ALLURING TO ME TOO WHEN SOMETHING POPS UP ;)

OMG. HER VOICE IS AMAZING. I AM DYING RIGHT NOW.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I DO LOVE THE INCEST. BUT...BUT...I CAN'T REALLY DO THIS, CAN I? OMG. IDK.

IT REALLY IS, ISN'T IT? I LOVE 'PIN IN A HAYSTACK'. AND JUST. OMG, IDEK, I WANT TO BE HER BEST FRIEND AND LISTEN TO HER SPEAK/SING ALL THE TIME.

[rebeccama.livejournal.com]

As unexpected as Ben's arrival was, Will is gay.

I know there should be a brilliant response to that one.

You know I'm not sure it would help if you spend your life pretending to be anonymous or not.

This sounds like a comment you would really see on LJ.

"Did she what?" "Did she -- did she come?" and the worst one, did you ever do Macbeth?" was her greeting.

Someone needs a new chat-up line.

Maybe it's not as good as Daniel Radcliffe

Does the generator have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe?

"He came on your face, didn't he?" Will carries on. "Like that guy last week? That's why there's no risk of Anna, Andrew or I being replaced!

I have heard stories of auditions like that....

Will and Skandar are somewhat, er, busy, in Skandar's right Converse a few times like his parents were out, which she must think i crawled out of it.

That must be one big shoe... and I have heard of coming out the closet, but not crawling out of a shoe.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

:D I'm glad you're still enjoying them, lolol they're great.

This sounds like a comment you would really see on LJ.
It actually kind of does, haha.

Does the generator have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe?
I THINK YOU'VE SOLVED IT.

[sleepingfear.livejournal.com]

AHHAHA THAT LAST ONE.
these are so amazing. i cannot stop laughing!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I know, they're awesome! Glad they made you laugh. :D

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turns out Michael is a lot more alcohol and sex, though
I want to see the third movie now! ^^

interviewer grabs Skandar's arm and is disappointed to see him as gay in real life.
Really, he should know better than that, by now.

(Georgie writes for Eastenders?)
I don't think she does, but I remember reading on Perry's website that she writes books and that they read each other's novels. I was all lololol, because it means she reads gay superheroes. ^_^

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOL me too, that should definitely heat things up.

Omg I didn't know that! I knew she wrote books but it is SO SWEET that she reads his, haha, awww. ♥

[dee-lirious.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T EVEN QUOTE ANY OF THESE BECAUSE I WOULD JUST QUOTE ALL OF THEM.

BUT THIS ONE:

Summary: It's no good trying to work with the lube.
(Someone should write a fic with this summary, ahaha.)

I KIND OF WANT TO DO THIS A LOT. :D :D

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOL YOU TOTALLY SHOULD.

[alexi-lupin.livejournal.com]

O LOL

"It's the day after tomorrow now. I can come and look kind of weird nudist angler.
(Is this Will planning his next ~look~?)

No, surely that's Benito?

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that's what I initially thought, but it sounded like someone planning out an outfit and Will is the only one who'd do that. HE'S COPYING BENITO'S STYLE, IDK.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__dittany/]

UM I THINK MY FAMILY THINKS THAT I'VE GONE MAD BECAUSE OF THE CRAZED HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.
Pretty much ALL of these are hilarious lololol.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

HAHA I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE'S FAMILIES THINK THEY'RE INSANE. :D I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED THESE, THEY ARE INCREDIBLE.

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Skandar is still and silent, shifting, letting himself rock forwards a little. And then he realises that Georgie is fifteen.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes a breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOL OMG I KNOW. I LOVE THAT ONE.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL OMG. I LOVE HOW BEN SEEMS TO THINK THE STRAP-ON MUST BE INVOLVED SOMEHOW. DOES HE NOT HAVE A REAL PENIS, OF HIS OWN? OR IS THE STRAP-ON SOMEHOW SACRED TO HER AND HE'S SHOWING HIS LOVE FOR HER BY CLUTCHING IT TO HIS HEART? IDEK.

IT DOES. IT REALLY DOES. I AM KIND OF WORKING ON IT.