I'm not sure it would help if you spend your life pretending to be anonymous or not.

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As unexpected as Ben's arrival was, Will is gay.
(I love how these two things are totally unrelated.)

the ones of Georgie slowly peeling off her shoes and stepping onto the bed in search of old ringbinders.
(HAHA GEORGIE SLEEPS WITH OLD RINGBINDERS.)

Summary: It's no good trying to work with the lube.
(Someone should write a fic with this summary, ahaha.)

It's really cool being able to take Anna's hand in hers, and said "Please, dear, call me Zelfa,"
(Um. Is this Anna/Skandar's Mum??)

I told you it was a little too excited to think that if -- if -- if -- Skandar ," Will spits out, frowning at him. "I suppose you can simply say 'Will/Ben, exhibitionism' or whatever, which apparently means he was on the carousel.)
(Lol is this Will talking about slash again? Also when have I ever been talking about a carousel, wtf.)

Maybe he'd have music for that, absolutely, something quick and hot and -- and checking if any suspicious vegetables have been a problem. Georgie has tits now, I thought I'd send a letter.
(Lololol.)

Will catches him share a glance with Anna, and Andrew. It turns out Michael is a lot more alcohol and sex, though
(That'll make Dawn Treader even more interesting!!)

ALSO, the intense look they share goes no further, and Skandar is about Caspian and everything, but I guess I don't mean THAT kind of freaked out by Will P was really hot?" Will laughs. "You're babbling."
(Yes, you are.)

You know I'm not sure it would help if you spend your life pretending to be anonymous or not.
(I love this sentence.)

Maybe it doesn't seem like Ben is like...contagious, or something. They've got to you too!
(Ben IS contagious!)

Skandar Keynes to William Moseley, late October, 2008. (Written, this time, on a Post-It stuck to a robot.
(LOL A ROBOT WHAT)

That was really the same level of intelligence as a softcore porn star.

Touching her clit while I was waiting for the bathroom mirror before unhooking her bra, sliding down the windows, and he likes to think the maids would appreciate that.
(What voyeuristic maids!)

They're exhausted. They're boneless and breathless and getting her costumes re-fitted because they slept together but his eyelids are heavy somehow and he's always been there and something's kind of shocked for a while since I've heard from you for Sombrero Man.

"It's okay, you know," Ben is holding Anna's strap-on in his heart. I CAN'T TAKE IT. I'm going to have sex with Anna."

Ben is holding Anna's strap-on in his ears, "Come on, come on,"
(Ben, wtf.)

so that we'd bond with Will P better, but they were doing before I showed up," Anna says sarcastically, rolling her eyes. "The nudity wouldn't have made much of an old man is growing on me, by the whole thing with Will P. with his hand.)
(LOL IT'S A WELCOME ORGY FOR WILL P.)

WHAT. thisissirius and I didn't buy condoms.
(AHAHAHA)

Their mouths are open, their lips would meet over tissues and glasses of red knickers in her mouth," Skandar blurts out, writhing beneath him, all stretched out and sweaty and trusting , and that's probably what they were all whispering about me behind my back after I left.

He runs his hand casually resting on her stomach. It's all quite indistinct and she needs it there, but he gets no further. He is literally colouring her face, sticking to her freckled chest and he is very violent!

I think you HAD relationship difficulties in the middle of dictating a message for Georgie to have sex with both of them.
(This might be my new favourite. Ahahaha.)

"Did she what?" "Did she -- did she come?" and the worst one, did you ever do Macbeth?" was her greeting.
(LOL.)

you're probably going to get me a postcard with a flick of Anna's arse.
(I...would not mind receiving this postcard.)

I am glad that yours and Georgie's kisses were different in nature. Otherwise I think you do. I don't know. Maybe it's not as good as Daniel Radcliffe
(Nobody is as good as Daniel Radcliffe, WE GET IT.)

the interviewer grabs Skandar's arm and is disappointed to see him as gay in real life.
(Hahaha. Poor interviewer.)

Communities have been put on hold, though, as Ben has already poured their cereal from this exact box.

"It's the day after tomorrow now. I can come and look kind of weird nudist angler.
(Is this Will planning his next ~look~?)

Georgie giggles at her, and she tries to calm himself down, and then she is also aware of the three of them fucking on Skandar's bed.
(I pretty much think this is how Georgie should find out about Will/Skandar/Anna in The Night Starts Here, tbh.)

Will is out with a photo of some old guy in a cigar factory.

"He came on your face, didn't he?" Will carries on. "Like that guy last week? That's why there's no risk of Anna, Andrew or I being replaced!
(UM.)

On the other day he started asking Michael about like, the history of Mexican plants. This is it. Georgie's going to put that in, in an eastenders episode
(Georgie writes for Eastenders?)

Will and Skandar are somewhat, er, busy, in Skandar's right Converse a few times like his parents were out, which she must think i crawled out of it.

Skandar is still and silent, shifting, letting himself rock forwards a little. And then he realises that Georgie is fifteen.

Comments

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LOLOLOL OMG. I LOVE HOW BEN SEEMS TO THINK THE STRAP-ON MUST BE INVOLVED SOMEHOW. DOES HE NOT HAVE A REAL PENIS, OF HIS OWN? OR IS THE STRAP-ON SOMEHOW SACRED TO HER AND HE'S SHOWING HIS LOVE FOR HER BY CLUTCHING IT TO HIS HEART? IDEK.

IT DOES. IT REALLY DOES. I AM KIND OF WORKING ON IT.