[#3] i'm dressed in white noise

[hardparade]

The picture outside the cut probably would have been better if I'd posted this on Valentine's Day, but...eh, still amusing. Sex and sexy things picspam part three!

Click-through credit where available (which isn't often, sadly). If you recognise a picture that I haven't credited, please let me know!














































































































































If you enjoyed this and are not already on my porn filter (under which I post downloads of porn in video-format) let me know and I'll add you to it! I also have a collection of pictures like this that are a little rougher and BDSM-themed, if anyone would be interested in a spam of those too.

...My journal is totally turning into a porn site. OH WELL.

Comments

[raindropfloss.livejournal.com]

Porn filter, yes please. (oh fuck. I just realized MY laptop is dead. Oh well. Just in case I suddenly find money.) ALSO. BDSM FOREVER. Thanks.

<3

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

I really like the vintage ones, idky.

[harmonyalr.livejournal.com]

I see how you snuck a little Dorian & Sybil in there

[sans-scrupules.livejournal.com]

I really like your picture & video posts ^^ most of these shots are gorgeous.

[hot-jupiters.livejournal.com]

I totally want the rougher, BDSM-themed ones! Girly, why such fantastically hot posts?

[slapuwidafishie.livejournal.com]

This was very nice; I would love to be a member of your porn filter!

[inthenameofjuc.livejournal.com]

i would love to be a member if i am not!

[hideupabove.livejournal.com]

Could I be added to your porn filter please? I love all of your picspams!

[jazzish.livejournal.com]

I'd also love to be under the porn filter!

This spam was amazing, as always. I especially love this one, this one and this one (UNF).

[rylanor.livejournal.com]

I'd be up for BDSM-type shots too. Some of these are very pretty (followed a link here sent by marbletables, btw).

[umbrrrayla.livejournal.com]

Gahhh, why won't my stupid computer let me clickthrough on the pics? I'll have to point them out the awkward way, I'm afraid.
The first picture (not counting the one of the sign) is my absolute favourite. I've seen it before and it's on my Tumblr, but I think I might have seen it on yours first - I'm not sure. But wherever I saw it, I fell in love with it because it's sort of romantic and the scar is intriguing.
I love the 29th picture down (girl in black bra) because what they're doing is incredibly simple and basic and that's what I find sexiest. The very fact that two people are doing things to each other is what is sexy, in my opinion, almost as sexy as the actual action - that's why I can't understand most porn. I can't understand getting bored by the idea of sex itself and thinking they have to do totally unrealistic things to appeal to people. Maybe they do, but I dunno... I just find sex sexy. Does that make any sense whatsoever? To let someone that close to you though, to be so intimate... Maybe I'm just too deprived and I'd have higher standards if I was lucky enough to be bloody well getting any.
Also, 25th for the bottom, is that Bill and Eric from True Blood? Even if it's not, dear god, my kegels. (Speaking of man love, you didn't happen to see Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper on Graham Norton last night, did you? There's a shipping situation I never anticipated... and I don't even like that Cooper guy. But seriously, he was like IN LOVE with Liam! But then, who isn't?).
Also, is the 19th from the bottom a still from Romeo and Juliet? If I knew how to do those little hearts, I'd do one for you just for posting that lovely pic.
Oh, and I think at this stage, asking if people want porn spams is probably pointless because the answer is always a resounding yes. You totally SHOULD run a porn site, by the way - considering your outlook on sex, it could be a really important and influential site a few years in the future.

[staypainted.livejournal.com]

...am I too late commenting to be on your porn filter?

this one (http://pics.livejournal.com/likecharity/pic/001c933b), the lines *___*

[estioe.livejournal.com]

this one looks so familiar. is it from a movie/show?