It's kind of refreshing to write. Even when the porn is THIS FILTHY, there's a weird kind of innocence to it that makes the whole thing more fun. And omg they TOTALLY HIGH-FIVED, that is so accurate omg. And probably tried to get Noel to just fool around with them ALL DAY. Because like, it's still only morning. They probably slept til lunchtime and then all their energy was 100% back and Noel was still catatonic and they were bouncing on the bed like NOELNOELNOEL DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? And he fed them in an attempt to get them out of his house but then they wanted to fuck again and he ended up missing ALL OF HIS APPOINTMENTS THAT DAY.
And maybe one of his appointments was to meet up with Russell and he gave him some bullshit excuse, and later Russell ended up forcing the truth out of him, and after laughing at him for like an hour down the phone he asked for all the details. And Noel was like PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS RUSSELL and Russell was like I'M A MARRIED MAN, NOEL, HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING.
ffffff WHY IS IT SO EASY TO ADD ON TO THIS 'VERSE? I NEED TO STOP.
ANYWAY. Yeah, the bit about the wet spot just kind of wrote itself, it was easy to imagine that the twins would have some sort of routine or something with that. Like, if they're screwing around with each other basically every night, it's just natural and there's nothing much to really DISCUSS anymore.
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Date: 2011-09-12 11:21 am (UTC)And maybe one of his appointments was to meet up with Russell and he gave him some bullshit excuse, and later Russell ended up forcing the truth out of him, and after laughing at him for like an hour down the phone he asked for all the details. And Noel was like PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS RUSSELL and Russell was like I'M A MARRIED MAN, NOEL, HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING.
ffffff WHY IS IT SO EASY TO ADD ON TO THIS 'VERSE? I NEED TO STOP.
ANYWAY. Yeah, the bit about the wet spot just kind of wrote itself, it was easy to imagine that the twins would have some sort of routine or something with that. Like, if they're screwing around with each other basically every night, it's just natural and there's nothing much to really DISCUSS anymore.
totally enabling each other oh god