SKANDALOUS: NOW WITH REDUCED JAILBAIT-FACTOR.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKANDAR KEYNES. ♥



Lol it has only been his birthday for about twenty minutes, but I'm up and online so I figured I may as well do this now. WHO ELSE IS WILLING TO PRETEND THIS IS HIS 18TH AND NOT HIS 17TH? D:

I realised today that he and my ex-boyfriend have the same birthday. I AM GOING TO PRETEND THIS ~MEANS~ SOMETHING, OKAY.

ALSO there is much excitement in my household atm because my Dad's girlfriend and I found this tiny kitten on the street a few hours ago. We were really confused that it was out because it's SO small and didn't have a collar or anything, so we knocked on a few doors nearby but no one knew anything about it.

So we're keeping it for the night and I'm in the middle of making some 'FOUND' flyers to post around tomorrow. IT IS SO CUTE YOU GUYS OMG. It's black and white, and it keeps like scampering around and then spontaneously taking naps on things. I WANT TO KEEP IT.

ALSO I THINK IT NEEDS A NAME.

EDIT: HI OKAY SO THE KITTEN OBVIOUSLY NEEDS TO BE CALLED SKANDAR. IT WAS CLEARLY A ~SIGN~ THAT I FOUND HIM JUST BEFORE SKANDAR'S BIRTHDAY. THE NAME REALLY SUITS HIM ACTUALLY. ALTHOUGH HE'S ALL CURLED UP NEXT TO ME IN BED AND I JUST ROLLED OVER AND STROKED HIM AND WHISPERED "HEY, SKANDAR" AND SUDDENLY FELT INCREDIBLY CREEPY.

BUT IDC.

wear you out, will/skandar, nc-17

BIRTHDAY PORN FOR SKANDARRR.

It feels like FOREVER since I've written good old-fashioned Will/Skandar.

LOLOL while I was writing this, Skandar-the-kitten started playing with the keyboard and ended up asking Microsoft Word to look for synonyms of 'cock'. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES. OMG KITTEN!SKANDAR I LOVE YOU SFM.

Title: wear you out
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: What did Will get Skandar for his 17th? A striptease, a lapdance, and a blowjob. Birthday porn for Skandar. XD
A/N: And also for fiere. Consider this your present! ♥ (This was supposed to involve Brazil in some way, shape or form, for inksplotched, but...it doesn't. I TRIED, BB, BUT I THINK THAT PROMPT IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE ANSWERED BY...YOU. XD)

(  He should probably be more disturbed than he is to find William Moseley hiding in his closet. )

SKANDAR'S BIRTHDAY = A SUCCESS.

FOR ME, AT LEAST.

I MEAN, I LOVED TODAY.

THERE WAS JUST...SO MUCH GREAT STUFF. There was kitten!Skandar being all adorable and basically attached to me all day. There were Skandar birthday spam posts on foraslaaan and narnia_dazzle. (dee_lirious's picspam was great too and made me lol. :D) There's AMAZING PORN, let me rec:

Apres Moi, Le Deluge by thisissirius, Will/Skandar, NC-17. BLINDFOLDS. ENOUGH SAID, OKAY. SO HOT.

and also

Your Side Of The Bed by hedonisticated, Will/Skandar/Anna, NC-17. It is this incredible dom!Anna thing, and I basically can't even express my love for it, just head on over there and read my ridiculously long comment. *blush* ♥

AND THEN, I saw a photo of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissing, here. I'm already convinced that they're a couple so it's not an issue of 'proof', I just think they're ridiculously adorable and I totally ship them, so more photos of them being cute = happy Jen. ♥

AND THEN I saw the Youtube video of Tilda Swinton on Letterman!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH. She cracked me up several times in this interview. She's just so cool, and like, casually hilarious. And I never knew that her twins were a boy and a girl? I thought it was two boys. I mean, they're called Xavier and Honor, how are you supposed to tell. XD They sound pretty awesome themselves, btw.

*happy sigh*