don't forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink

I've been meaning to make this post for ages, and as time went on, I gathered more and more stuff to include, so now it's turned into this RIDICULOUSLY GIANT SPAM. And I just can't bear to part with any of it, 'cause I'm pathetic. Basically, I've been obsessed with The Kills for like a really long time now, and it drives me insane having no one to talk to about them!! If you don't know who they are, they're a crazy awesome band made up of Alison Mosshart and Jamie Hince. Alison has quickly become one of my, like, top five (maybe) celebrity crushes, and I ship the two of them LIKE BURNING. And you should too.

This post pretty much explains why, with a stupid amount of pictures, quotes, videos, and gifs. It's a primer. It may not be one about a pair of pretty incestuous brothers, but in my honest opinion, Jamie and Alison are just as strange and fascinating.



So this is Alison (nicknamed VV), and Jamie (nicknamed Hotel). They make seriously awesome music, but if I talked about the music as well as the people behind it, this post would be twice as long. The focus here is them, and their bizarre, co-dependent, obsessive, sexually-charged yet apparently platonic relationship.

I don't like to beg, but I pretty much spent all day on this and oh god you guys, please read it? I wanna share this obsession with somebody. Take five hours ten minutes out of your day and check it out?

( Please?...Please? Yeah, screw it, I'm begging. )