to be soft is too easy, huh? don't get soft on me

I knew this post would happen eventually. I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about shipping Alison Mosshart/Jack White (it's like I have a love-hate relationship with it or something), but here is a post full of shippiness anyway.

Whenever I see them practically making out while sharing a mic singing Will There Be Enough Water, half of me squees, and the other half wishes Jack White didn't exist because ALISON IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT WITH JAMIE, DAMMIT.

But man, their dynamic is so intriguing. I like how it's similar to Alison/Jamie in a lot of ways, but a lot more violent and volatile. Like Alison and Jamie seem a lot more SECURE somehow, whereas with Alison and Jack it seems like anything could happen, at any time. In my mind, they totally want to fuck each other, but Jack is all married and conflicted, and Alison likes to kinda tease him and tempt him and get him all riled up. Actually, I say 'in my mind', but really, it seems pretty much canon.

LET ME SHOW YOU, THROUGH PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND QUOTES. This isn't as long as my Kills primer, I promise. (I'm not sure anything actually could be.)



( I love you the most, I do, when you're so close to me I can smell the gasoline. )

As Dorian Gay, he is more than a man with a hard-on.

Yeah, I'm posting the terrible '70s erotica. And I use the word 'erotica' very loosely. IT'S SO BAD. So bad. But also hilarious. And disturbing. A fun combination.

It's basically a lot of WTF excerpts I picked out from various stories. I skimmed about this many, and then decided I couldn't stand anymore, and have been sticking to the pictures alone since then. THESE MAGAZINES, YOU GUYS. Such a mixed blessing.

I was trying to figure out if I need to warn for anything, but I think the entire post needs a sort of general warning altogether.

( Holy Jumping Judas! When this kid sucked you off, he went all the way!! )

*hands out brain bleach*