ok, that comment was left before i even read it...so here's me reading it, going back & forth:
"I need spliff. Or music so loud I can feel it. Or someone who'll fuck me like they love me."
"How about all three?"
i literally squealed!! even now i'm grinning like an idiot & having to keep my hand over my mouth cos it's 5 in the morning!
this is my canon. all of it. it HAPPENED, dammit - it's the only thing that makes sense! and no hesitation, just, bam, door closed & let's get to it and they're so fabulously comfortable with each other *has to type with one hand again as other hand has to cover mouth again*
oh fuck it, i'm covering my face with a pillow. brb.
*returns with pillow* "I want to get stoned. And then I want you to fuck me." *SCREAMS into pillow* and he LOVES it! and omg their room!
yes! oral makes everything better!
GUH SEX YES PLZ - R? that was way steamier than R! ok, so there's no 'cock' or 'clit' or whatever, but jeez...
no! cook is a good fuck and freddie has the personality and (most likely) abilities in bed of a dishrag! stay with tony! move somewhere where no one knows you & make out in the streets! bah!
christ almighty i need sleep...you're probably going to take out a restraining order after this...
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Date: 2009-03-11 09:39 am (UTC)"I need spliff. Or music so loud I can feel it. Or someone who'll fuck me like they love me."
"How about all three?"
i literally squealed!! even now i'm grinning like an idiot & having to keep my hand over my mouth cos it's 5 in the morning!
this is my canon. all of it. it HAPPENED, dammit - it's the only thing that makes sense! and no hesitation, just, bam, door closed & let's get to it and they're so fabulously comfortable with each other *has to type with one hand again as other hand has to cover mouth again*
oh fuck it, i'm covering my face with a pillow. brb.
*returns with pillow* "I want to get stoned. And then I want you to fuck me." *SCREAMS into pillow* and he LOVES it! and omg their room!
yes! oral makes everything better!
GUH SEX YES PLZ - R? that was way steamier than R! ok, so there's no 'cock' or 'clit' or whatever, but jeez...
no! cook is a good fuck and freddie has the personality and (most likely) abilities in bed of a dishrag! stay with tony! move somewhere where no one knows you & make out in the streets! bah!
christ almighty i need sleep...you're probably going to take out a restraining order after this...
*molests one last time* *runs away*