WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[hardparade]

WILLIAM MOSELEY. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A VELVET SUIT.

I might have to just give up on his fashion sense once and for all, you know. Skandar needs to come and sort him out.






Why? WHY? He looks like some sort of ringmaster. And also like a sleazy 40 year old man. A sleazy 40 year old ringmaster. I don't even.

To help your eyes recover from that monstrosity, let's look at this (sadly tiny) new picture of Georgie and all feel inappropriate for finding her so gorgeous:



Seriously, so gorgeous. *stares* I just had to re-check her age to see just how inappropriate, and GOD DAMMIT SHE'S STILL ONLY 14, WE ARE ALL GOING TO JAIL.

Comments

[lettersandliars.livejournal.com]

Oh, WillMo. Cut your hair, bb.

WHY IS SHE STILL FOURTEEN, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. People are not supposed to be that pretty at fourteen.

[agape-eternal.livejournal.com]

LOCK MY ASS UP NOW. HOLY SHIT.

Uhm Wills...hun...NO. NO NO NO...HELL NO. EW.

But Georgie did help a lot.

[alexi-lupin.livejournal.com]

I don't understand how you even BUY a velvet suit without feeling utterly ridiculous.

OMG GEORGIE, WHAT. UNFAIR.

[woodwind.livejournal.com]

Lol, d00d, wash your hair. You used to be so pretty.

OMG look at that 14-year-old!! Blue eyes, pale skin. She is so my type. /puts on rapist glasses

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL SOMEWHERE SKANDAR IS CRYING.


haha, will. without skandar to help you out, WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?

OMG GEORGIE ;O

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

GOD GEORGIE HOW SO PRETTY. Her hair is basically what I am trying futilely to get mine to do. WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT AT FOURTEEN, jesus. I was a mess at fourteen.

Also, I feel the need to stand up for the velvet suit for the reason that David Tennant has one, but then again, I only like that one because it is on him, and even then I find it a bit wrong. DEAR WILL: GO TALK TO GEORGIE.

[cowcreamer.livejournal.com]

the narnia cast just makes everyone go to jail.
except for me. well...maybe with georgie

[elyanell.livejournal.com]

can I please ignore Will and drool over Georgie? Yes? thank you.
*drools*

[elyanell.livejournal.com]

oh, and can I add that in my country 15 year olds are ~legal?

[filmatleven.livejournal.com]

What the bleeding hell Moseley?

Also, the comment about Skandar sorting William out? *two thumbs up* Someone should write this fic, where Skandar shows up and goes 'WTF Will?' and then burns that suit BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT? How does one honestly wear that without feeling like a... Yeah, my mind can't even grasp it. WHO EVEN MAKES THOSE THINGS, LET ALONE SELLS THEM, LET ALONE LETS PEOPLE BUY THEM?

Also, that girl is half my age. This depresses me. However, SHE IS GORGEOUS. What the hell. I FEEL VERY DIRTY NOW. WAY DIRTIER THAN I EVER DID PERVING OVER SKANDAR.

[dee-lirious.livejournal.com]

oh jesus. what is this i don't even. WILL, DARLING, I WEEP FOR YOU.

and hell, why wasn't i that pretty at 14??

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

LOL That suit.
Fail.

14? Jesus.
How so pretty?
Jail? I'm going to hell, and I think I'll be seeing the rest of you there :p
('k. I'm going to be over here bleaching my brain now :/)

[wirelesstouch.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. Also, THAT'S GEORGIE??? Shit.

[cybeleadam.livejournal.com]

Let's look at the bright side: Will's horrible suit makes his hair appear normal. ^_~

Now that we can finally look at Skandar without thinking we shouldn't, Georgie becomes as beautiful as Anna... *sigh*

[starsimpulse.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT, GEORGIE. HOW SO PRETTY? like, obviously i've always thought she was beautiful, in like a cute, adorable way, but now she is LEGIT GORGEOUS and HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?!

also, her hair is so pretty. the color is absolutely gorgeous. it's a lot darker than we've seen, but also still a little red, and i love it the most. william, take note. also, go kiss georgie on the mouth. but not looking like that. SERIOUSLY, WHAT EVEN IS HER FACE? I CAN NOT HANDLE THIS. i am reduced to nothings. what am i going to do when this is like an actual thing?

[ginevra-alessa.livejournal.com]

but conjugal visits are hawt! :p

[madamegautreau.livejournal.com]

...WOW WILMO. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN


in other news, seriously, I can NOT get over how well this girl is growing up. It's crazy how beautiful she is.

[breathe-me27.livejournal.com]

Lol, clearly Will is falling apart without Skandar in his life and his appearence is suffering as a result. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANY OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAGEDY.

Jeeze, I wish I looked like that at 14. Unfair. :(

[ichnal.livejournal.com]

Omg, William Mosely, take that shit off right now that is hideous.

OMGGGGGG GEORGIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMGGGGGGGGG

[theflyingbeet.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie.


I'D BANG THAT SLEAZY, OLD RINGMASTER LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE.