WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[hardparade]

WILLIAM MOSELEY. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A VELVET SUIT.

I might have to just give up on his fashion sense once and for all, you know. Skandar needs to come and sort him out.






Why? WHY? He looks like some sort of ringmaster. And also like a sleazy 40 year old man. A sleazy 40 year old ringmaster. I don't even.

To help your eyes recover from that monstrosity, let's look at this (sadly tiny) new picture of Georgie and all feel inappropriate for finding her so gorgeous:



Seriously, so gorgeous. *stares* I just had to re-check her age to see just how inappropriate, and GOD DAMMIT SHE'S STILL ONLY 14, WE ARE ALL GOING TO JAIL.

Comments

[lettersandliars.livejournal.com]

Oh, WillMo. Cut your hair, bb.

WHY IS SHE STILL FOURTEEN, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. People are not supposed to be that pretty at fourteen.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. Or at least sort out whatever is going on with that parting. I don't mind him with long hair, I really don't, but THIS IS NOT GOOD.

I know right. Did she ever have an awkward stage??

[agape-eternal.livejournal.com]

LOCK MY ASS UP NOW. HOLY SHIT.

Uhm Wills...hun...NO. NO NO NO...HELL NO. EW.

But Georgie did help a lot.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I WILL BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.

Lol, this exactly. JUST NO, NO, NO.

[alexi-lupin.livejournal.com]

I don't understand how you even BUY a velvet suit without feeling utterly ridiculous.

OMG GEORGIE, WHAT. UNFAIR.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Lmao. It's Will! He was probably so excited/delusional about it being ~fashionable~ that he wasn't even aware of its ridiculousness. OH WILL.

I KNOW.

[woodwind.livejournal.com]

Lol, d00d, wash your hair. You used to be so pretty.

OMG look at that 14-year-old!! Blue eyes, pale skin. She is so my type. /puts on rapist glasses

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

It's tragic, really. :/

I lol'd irl at 'rapist glasses'. I am a bad person. I'm gonna need to get some of those...

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL SOMEWHERE SKANDAR IS CRYING.


haha, will. without skandar to help you out, WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?

OMG GEORGIE ;O

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOL he's probably texting Will furiously as we speak. 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING WHEN YOU SAID VELVET. WHY VELVET, WILL. I AM SO EMBARRASSED TO KNOW YOU.'

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

GOD GEORGIE HOW SO PRETTY. Her hair is basically what I am trying futilely to get mine to do. WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT AT FOURTEEN, jesus. I was a mess at fourteen.

Also, I feel the need to stand up for the velvet suit for the reason that David Tennant has one, but then again, I only like that one because it is on him, and even then I find it a bit wrong. DEAR WILL: GO TALK TO GEORGIE.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

UGH, I KNOW RIGHT? She seriously never had an awkward stage, she went from cute child to BANGIN' in like the blink of an eye. And she's not even finished growing up yet.

Yeah, David Tennant in a velvet suit is fine. And velvet blazers alone are fine, I think. But William Moseley in an entire velvet suit is just WRONG. :/ Georgie, Skandar and Anna need to stage an intervention.

[cowcreamer.livejournal.com]

the narnia cast just makes everyone go to jail.
except for me. well...maybe with georgie

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Lol! I know, this fandom makes everyone feel like criminals.

[elyanell.livejournal.com]

can I please ignore Will and drool over Georgie? Yes? thank you.
*drools*

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

YES. I may have to join you. *drools*

[elyanell.livejournal.com]

oh, and can I add that in my country 15 year olds are ~legal?

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

IN THAT CASE YOU ONLY HAVE LIKE ANOTHER MONTH AND A BIT. :P

[filmatleven.livejournal.com]

What the bleeding hell Moseley?

Also, the comment about Skandar sorting William out? *two thumbs up* Someone should write this fic, where Skandar shows up and goes 'WTF Will?' and then burns that suit BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT? How does one honestly wear that without feeling like a... Yeah, my mind can't even grasp it. WHO EVEN MAKES THOSE THINGS, LET ALONE SELLS THEM, LET ALONE LETS PEOPLE BUY THEM?

Also, that girl is half my age. This depresses me. However, SHE IS GORGEOUS. What the hell. I FEEL VERY DIRTY NOW. WAY DIRTIER THAN I EVER DID PERVING OVER SKANDAR.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOL Skandar burning the suit. That needs to happen. IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SEE THROUGH GOLD-STRIPED SHIRT. I'm pretty sure it might actually be the worst thing he's ever worn. MAYBE.

SAME HERE ABOUT THE DIRTIER FEELINGS. SIGH.

[dee-lirious.livejournal.com]

oh jesus. what is this i don't even. WILL, DARLING, I WEEP FOR YOU.

and hell, why wasn't i that pretty at 14??

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Omg hi you. I WEEP FOR HIM TOO.

Because apparently the world hates all of us except for Georgie. D:

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

LOL That suit.
Fail.

14? Jesus.
How so pretty?
Jail? I'm going to hell, and I think I'll be seeing the rest of you there :p
('k. I'm going to be over here bleaching my brain now :/)

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

FAIL INDEED.

Your icon is so appropriate for this post, hahaha.

YUP, SEE YOU IN HELL. 14 year olds...should not look like that.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Lol, seriously. :/

Haha! Her 15th birthday is actually in like a month and a bit, I think, so after that it's only one year...*creeps*

[wirelesstouch.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. Also, THAT'S GEORGIE??? Shit.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

THIS COMMENT IS A SUCCINCT AND ACCURATE REACTION.

[cybeleadam.livejournal.com]

Let's look at the bright side: Will's horrible suit makes his hair appear normal. ^_~

Now that we can finally look at Skandar without thinking we shouldn't, Georgie becomes as beautiful as Anna... *sigh*

[starsimpulse.livejournal.com]

Now that we can finally look at Skandar without thinking we shouldn't, Georgie becomes as beautiful as Anna

ugh, IKR? WHAT EVEN IS THIS CAST? it is like thier life's mission to send us all to hell. well, at least we'll have eachother ;)

[starsimpulse.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT, GEORGIE. HOW SO PRETTY? like, obviously i've always thought she was beautiful, in like a cute, adorable way, but now she is LEGIT GORGEOUS and HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?!

also, her hair is so pretty. the color is absolutely gorgeous. it's a lot darker than we've seen, but also still a little red, and i love it the most. william, take note. also, go kiss georgie on the mouth. but not looking like that. SERIOUSLY, WHAT EVEN IS HER FACE? I CAN NOT HANDLE THIS. i am reduced to nothings. what am i going to do when this is like an actual thing?

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. I feel like maybe we should have been anticipating it more, or something.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN DAWN TREADER IF THE CAST IS GOING TO BE THIS ATTRACTIVE. Ugh. I am going to just end up writing ALL THE FIC.

[ginevra-alessa.livejournal.com]

but conjugal visits are hawt! :p

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. ;)

[madamegautreau.livejournal.com]

...WOW WILMO. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN


in other news, seriously, I can NOT get over how well this girl is growing up. It's crazy how beautiful she is.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY, THIS.

She's growing up sooooo well. I don't know why it's coming as such a surprise, haha.

[breathe-me27.livejournal.com]

Lol, clearly Will is falling apart without Skandar in his life and his appearence is suffering as a result. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANY OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAGEDY.

Jeeze, I wish I looked like that at 14. Unfair. :(

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

OMG HOW DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR THIS TO BE SUGGESTED

THAT IS EXACTLY IT

And Anna and Georgie are probably showing Skandar pictures and being like "SKANDAR YOU HAVE TO GO SEE HIM, LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING TO HIMSELF."

[ichnal.livejournal.com]

Omg, William Mosely, take that shit off right now that is hideous.

OMGGGGGG GEORGIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMGGGGGGGGG

[theflyingbeet.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie.


I'D BANG THAT SLEAZY, OLD RINGMASTER LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE.