black black leather, oh, what d'you think about that?

[hardparade]

This...is a picspam that should basically just have the title 'Alison Mosshart is really hot.' Because that's the theme of all of these pictures.

If you like women in a ~sexual way, click. Hell, even if you don't like women in a sexual way, click. I'm pretty sure Alison has the power to convert you. ;)




















I love it when she looks like she's totally going to fuck you up.














I...kind of find it super hot that she sometimes doesn't wear a bra on stage.










ohgodohgod I love this picture. Everything about it. Her expression, the random naked man in bed beside her while she's fully-clothed and more interested in her guitar, which says VV on it.




Probably, normal people don't find this hot, but...you know.




*bows down*




THIS IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. I always thought "eh, I'm pretty ridiculously flexible, I could do that" but then I tried it, and it's really tricky trying to keep your balance.














I...didn't cap this myself...


Or this... *cough* She, er, looks like she's wearing boxers. Unf.


I'm not even sure what it is about this one, but unf.






Does anyone else feel like this needs to be macro'd with something like "it's not going to lick itself"? ...No? Just me?






























Best 'til last. ;)

If you got this far and you still don't want her to fuck you, then...I just...I don't understand you as a person.

Comments

[lakeeffectgirl.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Now I am really hoping there are Dead Weather tickets left when I can buy one. A+ picspam!

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers for you* They're hardly doing any UK dates so I don't think I'll be able to see them, but I hope I can see The Kills next time they tour. I neeeeed to see her IRL, lol.

Thanks. :)

[molokomolotov.livejournal.com]

i came.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

A+ COMMENT. AND ICON.

[aubade-saudade.livejournal.com]

♥_♥

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

*continues to hearteyes with you*

♥_♥

[jellyfists.livejournal.com]

this woman! unf unf that pic with the blood and jack creeping behind her?)
god i really like her hair, how wild it is but she manages to make it look so good, how little make up seems to wear and I also really like all her clothes! all of the goth/grunge/hipster vibe she has.
Here's a request, since you seem to have saved a ton of pictures of her (not that that's bad): do you have a picture of her wearing anything else other than t-shirts and jeans? I don't think I've ever seen her legs lol

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Guh I know, I looove her clothes. She has this perfect style of looking like she doesn't really care (sometimes she wears her usual t-shirts inside out onstage) but still looking really good. And ahaha, t-shirts and jeans are seriously all she wears. To quote a relevant article:

Hince, who has known her since 1998...has seen her in a dress only once - in a changing room, when they were shopping for a friend's wedding. "She looked amazing," he says, "but then, at the last minute, she bottled it and wore jeans."

I've never known of anyone else so violently opposed to skirts and dresses! There are a couple of pictures of her with some dresses sort of half on:





Lol. But this is, probably, the only photo of her legs in existence:



THEY'RE NICE, I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DOESN'T SHOW THEM OFF MORE.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Lol, 'guh' is pretty much all that can be said. I'm glad there were some you hadn't seen before! I really do have a stupid amount of pictures of her.

[ginevra-alessa.livejournal.com]

GUH x 34095849039898 !!!!!!!
Just wow.
Hehe "it's not gonna lick itself"...yes!
And yes blood is verra sexy, yes!!

<3

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

*uses appropriate Alison+blood icon*

Eeeh, I'm so glad you want her too, lol. And Kills lyrics in your icon!! ♥

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

So sexy.
And that last picture 0_0 ♥

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. ♥_♥

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

Hot, especially the first few pics! :D

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Clearly she should just spend entire gigs lying on the stage floor like that...

[chairs.livejournal.com]

HNNNNNNNNNNNG.
I may or may not need a change of clothes right now. The things this woman does to me! Seeing TDW again in July has suddenly become the direst of necessities.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

LOL ugh I know exactly what you mean.

Aghhh you've seen them before? JEALOUS. By the time I'd really gotten into them, they'd stopped touring over here, and they're only doing like three dates here this summer. FAIL.

[lovely-noise.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not sure it's even possible to like these non-sexually.

And can I give an amen to the bloodied-sexy? Weird but, frankly, fuck it.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

IT KIND OF SEEMS LIKE IT.

Ugh, I know right? It works, somehow.

[rawkenr0ll.livejournal.com]

um i actually gave up livejournal but this spam makes me want to come back. are there more like you? does the dead weather/the white stripes/the kills/the kings of leon/whatever have a fandom, or is it just you? because i WANT THAT.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

SADLY THERE ISN'T MUCH OF A FANDOM. I wish I could tempt you back with promises of bustling activity, but unfortunately it's pretty quiet. There are communities though (backof_theshell for The Kills, things_i_want for The Dead Weather, kol_slash for Kings of Leon) and there's been a decent amount of interest whenever I've made a post. AND I ALWAYS NEED MORE PEOPLE TO FLAIL WITH.

[rawkenr0ll.livejournal.com]

do you have aim? that might be better. i'm rhapsodyinshades.

[likecharity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't! I'm not particularly good at talking to people in real-time online. :/ Sorry. But if you want you can just drop me a comment whenever I make a post that interests you?