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OH MY GOD. HOW DID I MANAGE NOT TO KNOW THAT EVA GREEN IS PLAYING SERAFINA PEKKALA IN THE FIRST 'HIS DARK MATERIALS' MOVIE?

THAT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME. I'VE GOT SQUEE ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE.

Seriously. I only heard that they were going to be made into movies a few weeks ago, and I was kind of unsure how I felt about it. Then I found out Nicole Kidman is playing Mrs Coulter, which is fantastic.

I've started reading the books again. I read them like four years ago or something and could barely remember anything, except like a few random scenes scattered over the books. I'm half way through 'The Subtle Knife' now. Why've they changed the movie title to 'The Golden Compass'? What was wrong with 'Northern Lights'? Hmph.

But Eva Green?! EVA GREEN?! The movie cannot fail with Eva Green in it.

Hopefully, anyway.

five times drake & josh kissed, drake/josh, r

I figured I'd start out with a nice, safe, 'five times' fic. Those are always fun.

Title: five times drake & josh kissed
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Drake/Josh
Rating: R, to be safe
Warnings: Stepbrothers doing things they shouldn't?
Summary: See title.
A/N: New fandom! Hooray. Keep in mind I've only seen about six episodes, so if any of the canon in this story (...not that there's much of that) is wildly inaccurate, that'd be the reason.

( The first time is because... )

"J'ai Une Soeur", Emily/Zooey, R

Ha, I wrote it already. Yay for two fics in one day!

Title: J'ai Une Soeur
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Emily/Zooey
Rating: R
Warnings: Incest, real person femslash
Summary: Zooey's scent is the thing that's so seductive about her; she picks her perfume very carefully, and Emily can't help being intrigued by it.
A/N: The little French exchange is pretty self-explanatory as far as I know (I only learned French for six months!) but just in case a translation is needed: I'm called Zooey. I have a sister. – What is your sister called? – My sister is called Emily. And the title is simply 'I have a sister.' :)

( Zooey smells like girl, like sugar and spice and all things nice. )