Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
Oct. 19th, 2008 09:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hardparadeYeah, so...I'm still ashamed and everything, but I'm starting to get USED to liking these guys. So, to try and make myself feel less ~alone~ in my growing obsession, this is my attempt to turn more of my flist into fans of the Jonas Brothers:
...Did it work?
No?
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE NICK PICTURE EVER, YOU GUYS, SO IT HAD BETTER WORK. LOOK. LOOK AT HIM. OMG.
This one is so pretty.
His arms are just like...guh.
Again with the guh.
Why is he so young? WHY?
No, seriously.
SERIOUSLY. *sigh*
...I can't even.
All right, now we'll move onto a bit of Joe/Nick. Because...look at that stare.
Aw.
Aww.
Joe really like to put his arm around Nick, doesn't he?
Apparently, he also likes to check out his ass.
Uh huh.
...and wrap ties around his forehead. IDK, I just think this is adorable.
This will never not seem dirty to me. ENDLESS AMUSEMENT.
♥
LOLOLOL.
Um. alskalk;aslas.
I love how this seems so, like...comfortable, they're just hanging out on the bed together and...idek, I just love it.
HAT.
Aaaaand back to Nick. Not that I have an obsession or anything. *shifty eyes*
So cute.
This one is just beautiful.
Stupid purity ring. D:
LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STORY BEHIND THIS IS.
I know some people think their dress sense is ridiculous, but I actually like it. Generally. I love this coat, for example.
I'm just going to repeat myself with the whole 'omg so cute' thing again. OMG SO CUTE.
:)
He kinda reminds me of Bob Dylan here.
*bad thoughts*
Again, just...really beautiful.
With his hair long, he really reminds me of my cousin Harry.
NOW FOR SOME JOE. I have less of Joe, because I only recently realised how attractive he is.
Hee. GLASSES.
He and William Moseley pretty much need to share a wardrobe, y/y?
They're already partway there. XD
LOL THIS MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
And this is just...nnnngh.
As is this. NNNGH.
Okay, now for some group shots, so that I...y'know, avoid ignoring Kevin entirely. :( CHECK OUT NICK AND HIS LIP-BITING. GUH.
BEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVER.
I APPRECIATE THESE, TOO.
Okay, so their dress sense is kind of ridiculous.
Nick's face = ♥
:D
The beauties on the left are Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, who are totally doing it, by the way. SHH, LET ME BELIEVE.
WHY, HELLO THERE, MOST INCESTUOUS MAGAZINE COVER EVER. Srsly what is happening here? GROPING, THAT IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. I just don't understand the direction behind this photoshoot!! "Yeah, Kevin, it'd be great if you could sort of tug on Joe's clothing like you want him naked. Oh hey, Joe! Do the same to Nick! Pull his tie! LEAN ALL OVER EACH OTHER. THAT'S IT!" Did the photographer not know that they're related or something? Oh man, idk, but I love it. Nnnngh.
Okay, how was that? Do you feel yourself being dragged into a new fandom, or at least wanting to find more pictures of Nick? Or maybe wanting to read some Jonascest?
I see that you're not quite convinced yet.
How about some gifs and videos, too?
This is just to show that Joe? Is hilarious. XD
This is Joe and Kevin because I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist their epic onstage back!sex. Because, you know...LOOK.
NOOO, DON'T TOUCH NICK'S CURLS, JOE. D:
Loooove.
More love. EPIC AMOUNTS OF LOVE.
And also some more groping, for good measure.
Okay, videos:
Jonas Brothers Invade Europe! -- This...is just hilarious. Probably even more hilarious if you live in Europe and know what a bidet is.
Joe Jonas raps about jackets. -- Oh, sorry, I mean jacketz. This makes me crack up every time. XD
Scratch and Sniff Jonas. -- This is Joe showing Nick, Kevin and Demi Lovato his 'Scratch and Sniff website'. XD LOL I can't even explain how much I love the fact that they go around doing all these little skits and putting them on Youtube.
Your Daily Dose of Jonas. -- This one is better if you don't know what it is before you watch.
5 Week Countdown. -- Pretty sure this is just Joe messing around on his own. With a couple of toy dinosaurs. He puts on voices and it's pretty much fantastic.
An Exciting Message for our UK fans. -- I don't even know why this is so funny, but it really is. Joe and Nick FLIP OUT when they hear 'S.O.S.' is going to be released in the UK, and cling to each other and make noises. BASICALLY.
Joe and old man dance battle. -- Some old guy that nobody knows dances up to the JoBros, Joe joins in, there is general hilarity. I love the bit where Kevin mouths at the camera "Who is this guy?! I don't know who he is!".
There is a lot more where that came from, but those are my personal favourites. Their Living The Dream show-thing is hilarious, mostly because of how obvious it is that it's aimed at kids, because every episode they're like "Eat healthy, it's awesome! And SCHOOL ROCKS!" Lolol. It's worth watching though, and each episode is only like five minutes long. My favourite is this one in which Joe and Kevin ~go shopping~ and Nick has to stay behind and do schoolwork. D: Joe hugs him goodbye and says "I love you" and I go all melty.
So far, the only thing I've written is a bit of Joe/Nick porn that follows on from this fic by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
notfarfromhome. The first part is about Panic! At The Disco getting Joe stoned and then ~corrupting~ him, and I definitely recommend reading it. I loved it and I don't even like Panic! At The Disco. XD Anyway, mine follows on from that and involves Joe showing Nick what PATD taught him, and it's here. :)
OKAY I AM DONE. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. If you've managed to resist, you are very strong and...I'm really jealous. D:
...Did it work?
No?
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE NICK PICTURE EVER, YOU GUYS, SO IT HAD BETTER WORK. LOOK. LOOK AT HIM. OMG.
This one is so pretty.
His arms are just like...guh.
Again with the guh.
Why is he so young? WHY?
No, seriously.
SERIOUSLY. *sigh*
...I can't even.
All right, now we'll move onto a bit of Joe/Nick. Because...look at that stare.
Aw.
Aww.
Joe really like to put his arm around Nick, doesn't he?
Apparently, he also likes to check out his ass.
Uh huh.
...and wrap ties around his forehead. IDK, I just think this is adorable.
This will never not seem dirty to me. ENDLESS AMUSEMENT.
♥
LOLOLOL.
Um. alskalk;aslas.
I love how this seems so, like...comfortable, they're just hanging out on the bed together and...idek, I just love it.
HAT.
Aaaaand back to Nick. Not that I have an obsession or anything. *shifty eyes*
So cute.
This one is just beautiful.
Stupid purity ring. D:
LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STORY BEHIND THIS IS.
I know some people think their dress sense is ridiculous, but I actually like it. Generally. I love this coat, for example.
I'm just going to repeat myself with the whole 'omg so cute' thing again. OMG SO CUTE.
:)
He kinda reminds me of Bob Dylan here.
*bad thoughts*
Again, just...really beautiful.
With his hair long, he really reminds me of my cousin Harry.
NOW FOR SOME JOE. I have less of Joe, because I only recently realised how attractive he is.
Hee. GLASSES.
He and William Moseley pretty much need to share a wardrobe, y/y?
They're already partway there. XD
LOL THIS MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
And this is just...nnnngh.
As is this. NNNGH.
Okay, now for some group shots, so that I...y'know, avoid ignoring Kevin entirely. :( CHECK OUT NICK AND HIS LIP-BITING. GUH.
BEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVER.
I APPRECIATE THESE, TOO.
Okay, so their dress sense is kind of ridiculous.
Nick's face = ♥
:D
The beauties on the left are Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, who are totally doing it, by the way. SHH, LET ME BELIEVE.
WHY, HELLO THERE, MOST INCESTUOUS MAGAZINE COVER EVER. Srsly what is happening here? GROPING, THAT IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. I just don't understand the direction behind this photoshoot!! "Yeah, Kevin, it'd be great if you could sort of tug on Joe's clothing like you want him naked. Oh hey, Joe! Do the same to Nick! Pull his tie! LEAN ALL OVER EACH OTHER. THAT'S IT!" Did the photographer not know that they're related or something? Oh man, idk, but I love it. Nnnngh.
Okay, how was that? Do you feel yourself being dragged into a new fandom, or at least wanting to find more pictures of Nick? Or maybe wanting to read some Jonascest?
I see that you're not quite convinced yet.
How about some gifs and videos, too?
This is just to show that Joe? Is hilarious. XD
This is Joe and Kevin because I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist their epic onstage back!sex. Because, you know...LOOK.
NOOO, DON'T TOUCH NICK'S CURLS, JOE. D:
Loooove.
More love. EPIC AMOUNTS OF LOVE.
And also some more groping, for good measure.
Okay, videos:
Jonas Brothers Invade Europe! -- This...is just hilarious. Probably even more hilarious if you live in Europe and know what a bidet is.
Joe Jonas raps about jackets. -- Oh, sorry, I mean jacketz. This makes me crack up every time. XD
Scratch and Sniff Jonas. -- This is Joe showing Nick, Kevin and Demi Lovato his 'Scratch and Sniff website'. XD LOL I can't even explain how much I love the fact that they go around doing all these little skits and putting them on Youtube.
Your Daily Dose of Jonas. -- This one is better if you don't know what it is before you watch.
5 Week Countdown. -- Pretty sure this is just Joe messing around on his own. With a couple of toy dinosaurs. He puts on voices and it's pretty much fantastic.
An Exciting Message for our UK fans. -- I don't even know why this is so funny, but it really is. Joe and Nick FLIP OUT when they hear 'S.O.S.' is going to be released in the UK, and cling to each other and make noises. BASICALLY.
Joe and old man dance battle. -- Some old guy that nobody knows dances up to the JoBros, Joe joins in, there is general hilarity. I love the bit where Kevin mouths at the camera "Who is this guy?! I don't know who he is!".
There is a lot more where that came from, but those are my personal favourites. Their Living The Dream show-thing is hilarious, mostly because of how obvious it is that it's aimed at kids, because every episode they're like "Eat healthy, it's awesome! And SCHOOL ROCKS!" Lolol. It's worth watching though, and each episode is only like five minutes long. My favourite is this one in which Joe and Kevin ~go shopping~ and Nick has to stay behind and do schoolwork. D: Joe hugs him goodbye and says "I love you" and I go all melty.
So far, the only thing I've written is a bit of Joe/Nick porn that follows on from this fic by
notfarfromhome. The first part is about Panic! At The Disco getting Joe stoned and then ~corrupting~ him, and I definitely recommend reading it. I loved it and I don't even like Panic! At The Disco. XD Anyway, mine follows on from that and involves Joe showing Nick what PATD taught him, and it's here. :)OKAY I AM DONE. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. If you've managed to resist, you are very strong and...I'm really jealous. D:
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Date: 2008-10-19 08:46 pm (UTC)I AM TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THIS ENTRY, BB D: D: D:
ILU ANYWAY BUT... *STRESS OF REFRAIN*
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Date: 2008-10-19 08:55 pm (UTC)DO IT DO IT DO IT.
...please?
You know you want to, really. XD
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Date: 2008-10-19 09:17 pm (UTC)also, I have no clue who Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are but they are definitely doing it! HAND ON KNEE, REALLY, BE A LITTLE MORE OBVIOUS.
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Date: 2008-10-19 10:45 pm (UTC)TOTALLY DOING IT, I'M GLAD YOU SEE IT TOO. OBSERVE:
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Date: 2008-10-19 10:19 pm (UTC)I click on this post, an innocent bystander just checking her f-list, I come to the end and am commenting as someone who thinks that Joe is actually quite hot...and Nick to a certain extent.
Seriously, I mean I've listened to their songs and stuff but never liked them THAT much.
THOSEVIDEOS. AND THE PICTURES. AND THE FIIIIC.
I also submitted joining request to that jonascest commI AM SO EASILY CORRUPTED. JUST SHOW ME HOT GUYS AND POSSIBLE GAYSEX AND I'M THERE.
jesus. *shakes head*
LOOOOOOl at their reaction to the UK singles of SOS though! ♥
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Date: 2008-10-19 10:48 pm (UTC)Joe is hot, omg. I didn't see it AT ALL at first, and was too preoccupied with Nick, but recently, it's been like "Why didn't I see it before? NNNGH."
Definitely join the comm, it's quite small but awesome. There are others, but I like this one because it's sort of aimed at people who are new to the fandom. :D
I'm glad I managed to corrupt you! And, y'know...also, sorry. For spreading the embarrassing obsession.
I LOVE that video. "WHAAAAAAAT." XD
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Date: 2008-10-19 10:37 pm (UTC)Like you, y'know before this whole orgasmic-new-obsession-of-the-Jonas' thing happened, I've been trying so very very hard to not get sucked in. But you've done it. Evil woman. *phails at glaring*
I AM SO EASILY CORRUPTED. JUST SHOW ME HOT GUYS AND POSSIBLE GAYSEX AND I'M THERE. <--- me, right there.
And OMG. I think I'm totally shipping Joe/Nick now. So cute! And touchy-feely! GAH to the mag cover. I want that 5th gif as an icon. SRSLY. I totally PFFT-ed at your Will-Joe comparison chart! ;A; purity ring? C-c-can that just be a prop? Or a promise ring to never, never, never look for a relationship with a girl? Sorry to say... but I don't really find Kevin to be all that attractive. Don't hurt meh!
The thing I find most hilarious about my predicament, is that since I've avoided them for so long, I don't know what their music is like. O-O? I'll have to start downloading now.
Thanks, hon. And how have you been lately?
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Date: 2008-10-19 10:52 pm (UTC)I know how you feel though, I was the same for ages -- knowing about them and being curious, but resisting it. And then it was like, BAM, OBSESSION. And now I'm taking you all down with me!! :P
Joe/Nick = best. And they make it so easy. The magazine cover is so full of incest that I still can't believe it, and yeah, the fifth gif is just so lovely. I have a still version of it as an icon but I haven't seen any animated ones. :( And he purity rings can TOTALLY just apply to sex with girls, as far as I'm concerned. XD Aaaand re: Kevin, I agree. :/ That's why there are so few pictures of him, lolol. He's not hideous or anything but idk, I just don't see it.
Their music is pretty lame, tbh. It's just typical poppy stuff, but some of it is really catchy, which is why I've been listening to it a LOT lately. It's also definitely the kind of thing that grows on you. Sadly.
I've been all right!! Just quite busy, but not with anything fun, only studying. D: How've you been?
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Date: 2008-10-19 11:44 pm (UTC)As much as I love you, I really dislike the Jonas Brothers minus Kevin.
I think he's sexy.
And I'm probably the only one who does.
Needs MOAR Kevin.
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Date: 2008-10-20 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-20 12:02 am (UTC)sell my soul since I've already sold it too many times overspend more time on a different obsession. STILL, just commenting to say that I WHOLLY SUPPORT YOUR NEW OBSESSION and think that being embarrassed about shit like this is for PUSSIES. And you're not a pussy. You're too cute for that.LOL I'll probably read your fic if you write them, anyway. Nick does have adorable curls, though.
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Date: 2008-10-20 03:46 am (UTC)Stupid purity ring. D:
lol irl, no joke. XDDD best quote, EVER.
OH MY GOSH I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JOE HAS THE SAME SHIRTTT. WHAT!? that is incredible. do you know what i want written now?
wilmo/joeI CAN'T TELL YOU SORRY.i have pictures you should see as well. XD
lawl, awkward pants hitch.
OH MY GOSH. BULGE. WHAT.
i call this
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Date: 2008-10-20 05:07 am (UTC)LOL LOL I have always kinda wondered if Joe straightens his hair, and him holding the straightener in that gif...well... XDDDD
Also OMG hug gif SO CUTE!!
Okay, okay, if you write more stuff with Joe/Nick, you totally have to have a moment where they take off their purity rings before doin' the dirty. :D
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Date: 2008-10-20 07:02 am (UTC)BYE-BYE, PURITY RINGS. MAN-SMEX ENSUES. PUT RINGS BACK ON.
I can see it now. :D
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Date: 2008-10-20 07:36 am (UTC)OMG. NICK IS ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. JOE IS HOT. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? I SAW A PICTURE OF HIM BEFORE AND THOUGHT HE WAS ~WEIRD, BUT NOW HE IS HOT. LOL NO ONE LIKES KEVIN. POOR KEVIN. D: [I LIKE YOU KEVIN! YOU AND YOUR ~FUNKY HAIR!] (ALSO, IS THERE SELENA/DEMI FIC? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. OMG. HAND ON KNEE.)
THAT MAGAZINE COVER IS INSAAAAAANE. I LOVE THAT PHOTOGRAPHER WHOEVER THEY ARE.
OK, THAT SECOND GIF? OH MY GOD. THAT IS INTENSE. THAT IS SEX, HANDS DOWN.
NICK & JOE ARE SO ADORABLE.
I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED THE VIDEOS YET BECAUSE I HAVE HOMEWORK BUT I WILL LATER, AND THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY GET ANOTHER COMMENT FROM ME.
[ALSO I TOTALLY WANT JOE/KEVIN/NICK WHAAAAAAT.] [AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS ALL CAPS LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME.]
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Date: 2008-10-20 02:21 pm (UTC)THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH ME, ABOUT JOE. I WAS LIKE "EH, NOT SEEING IT." AND THEN SUDDENLY I DID SEE IT, AND IT WAS REALLY HOT. AND OH, POOR KEVIN. HE DOES HAVE FANS, I GUESS, JUST...NOT SO MANY. *PATS HIM*
OMG ME TOO. I WANT TO FIND THAT PHOTOGRAPHER, AND THANK THEM.
IT IS!! IT IS BASICALLY SEX ON STAGE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY GET AWAY WITH IT. THEY COULD NOT BE MORE OBVIOUS UNLESS THEY WERE ACTUALLY NAKED.
NICK AND JOE ARE MADE OF ADORABLE, AND I LOVE THEM. ♥ HAVE FUN WATCHING ALL THE VIDEOS WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
(THREESOME! I WANT THAT TOO. THERE IS SOME OUT THERE, BUT IT'S NOT TERRIBLY REALISTIC AND DOES THAT THING WHERE THE AUTHOR PRETENDS THEY'RE NOT RELATED, AND INCEST FIC IS NO FUN THAT WAY. D: THERE NEEDS TO BE EPIC GUILT AND SO ON.)
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Date: 2008-10-20 09:46 am (UTC)I find Nick the most attractive one b/c he constantly reminds me of Bob Dylan. So, yeah. But OMG ~FORBIDDEN FRUIT~ and at first it was like 'aww nick is such a QT' and then it was like 'woah nick is hot nao... and joe'
& nnngh, WHY AM I RAMBLING ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS?!
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Date: 2008-10-20 02:23 pm (UTC)I'm glad you see the Bob Dylan thing too. Omg at first I typed 'the Nick/Bob Dylan thing' and then it seemed too much like I was talking about slash. Ahahaha. XD
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Date: 2008-10-20 02:42 pm (UTC)I look forward to the inevitable further picspams and fic. OH SO MUCH.
I will admit that the Joe/Wilmos wordrobe share pushed it over the edge. IT IS UNCANNY. You notice that when Will wore the-shirt-that-will-never-stop-being-funny it was when they were doing the promo shoot or w/e in Disneyland. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. Blatently later on, Joe was like, 'Dude, you were supposed to wear something under it.'
...Do the Jonas Brothers say 'Dude'? I DON'T KNOW. You know what will cure that? And, yes, by cure I mean 'will totally not cure in any shape or form'.
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Date: 2008-10-20 02:43 pm (UTC)Yes, me again.
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Date: 2008-10-20 03:26 pm (UTC)And will inevitably be back later when I don't have class and will probably look and give in to your corrupting influence.
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Date: 2008-10-21 01:32 pm (UTC)*waits*
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Date: 2008-10-20 07:48 pm (UTC)THANK YOU SO MUCH <333
Saved me from my algorithms (for a few minutes at least) !
As for the girls : yeah, they ARE doing it ! (I wish ;))
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Date: 2008-10-21 01:32 pm (UTC)And they are TOTALLY DOING IT. Just look at my icon. XD
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Date: 2008-10-26 04:12 am (UTC)in the one picture. the third of the 'group' shots, it looks like Nick is putting his hand in Kevin's pocket. Almost as bad as the incestual covershoot. It is dangerous to put a leather jacket next to another leather jacket. and nick has the best fashion since as I can tell. Joe and Will?! WHY IS THAT SHIRT ON SOMEONE ELSE, IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME! and also, does Joe straighten his hair.
I'm done now.
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Date: 2009-01-30 08:12 am (UTC)AND, JOE, DO NOT TOUCH NICKY'S CURLS.
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Date: 2009-03-06 05:05 am (UTC)...Hi, you don't know me, but somehow I got here and said "Pffft, Jonas Brothers, I bet they're either really boring or total douchebags, whatevs."
BUT THE VIDEOS. Why are they charming and goofy and adorable? And really fucking hot?
Urgh. I don't know you, but I'm going to blame you. :')