i'm not trying to wake you up

WRITING DEMI AND SELENA HAVING SEX IS OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. THEY ARE SO EFFING CUTE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I figured when I first wrote this pairing, I'd have like, a plot and stuff? But then today I saw a prompt about a strap-on and it was all PWP from there. SO SUE ME.

On second thoughts, I probably shouldn't say that when posting RPF. OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

Title: melt like gold
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Demi/Selena
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person femslash, underage sex, sex toys.
Summary: Prompt: strap-on sex. Demi wears.
A/N: For a prompt at tweendom_anon. Title from Erlend Øye's 'Like Gold'.

( 'How did you even get this?' Selena asks in amazement. )

WHAT THE FUCK LIVEJOURNAL, I WROTE A WHOLE POST AND YOU RANDOMLY DELETED IT. THAT'S NOT OKAY.

I was just explaining what I did with my tags anyway, and thanking you all for your thoughts. I ended up getting rid of the fic tags, but tagging the pairings I write most often. So like, where before there was a 'narnia fic: will/skandar' tag, there is now just a 'will/skandar' tag that includes general squeeing over the pairing as well as the fic. But like...there isn't a 'noel fielding/simon amstell' tag because I only wrote that the one time.

I like it this way so far but I don't know. I might end up feeling lost without the extra bit of organisation, and adding them back. WE SHALL SEE. In the meantime, use my masterlist for fic-finding!

RIGHT. I'm so exhausted after that. I might go read some Joe/Nick, or watch Wizards of Waverly Place, because thepodsquad is awesome and she rec'd me the most incestuous episodes. :D

That reminds me, I've reached a new low in my Disney-kids obsession. I HAVE STARTED BUYING TEENIE MAGAZINES. LIKE BLISS AND MIZZ AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY'RE ALL CALLED. Please tell me some of you do that too? I don't know, Selena was on the cover and I couldn't fight the temptation. They're hilarious and I get pretty pictures. They do make me feel really old, though, which is silly.

One last thing, I bought the book Let The Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist. Have any of you read it? I thought it sounded really cool and interesting, but all the review things on the cover are like, GORE-SPLATTERED MAYHEM! SO DISTURBING! DON'T READ THIS AT NIGHT! IT WILL HAUNT YOUR FUCKING DREAMS, GODDAMN! and so, you know, now I'm a bit scared. I'm a delicate flower, okay?

HELLO.

This is basically a sorry-for-disappearing post. :/ I've really just been so busy with studying and talking to my amazing new boyfriend (♥). BUT I will devote this weekend to getting SOME kind of fic-writing done, because srsly I'm suffering withdrawals or something, it feels like SO long since I've written anything.

While I've been gone, I've sort of been dipping my toes into a couple of new fandoms. But reluctantly, because they're kinda embarrassing. Right, well, you know how I love Drake & Josh? I think the natural progression for Drake & Josh viewers is for them to end up watching iCarly. Which...has happened to me. And somehow I'm kind of hooked on it now. And I really want to write some Carly/Sam, because Sam is a total dyke, okay.

Strangely, the other fandom is, well, Disney, I guess. I've had a sort of vague interest in the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus and everybody just from ONTD and some people on my flist, but I always kind of stood back from it and didn't get involved. I was interested though, like, enough to find Miley incredibly irritating, Nick really hot, and the idea of Jonascest very appealing.

So anyway I was bored the other night and ended up skimming a few communities, and now I ship Joe/Nick (this video pretty much convinced me) and possibly Miley/Selena, and I feel so ashamed because I never thought this would happen. :( I remember when I first saw an advert for the Jonas Brothers' album or whatever and I was all "QUIT TRYING TO BE HANSON!" and now, idk, they've sucked me in. I CAN'T HELP IT.

Yeah. So I might end up writing some of that, but maybe not, because I'm not really a FAN and I doubt I know enough about them all, etc etc. But we'll see. Knowing me, I'll attempt to finish off one of the Narnia fics I've got half-written, and then end up getting sidetracked writing a Nick/Miley/Selena threesome or something. *sigh*

ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT MY REGRESSION INTO CHILDHOOD.

( I finally caught up on Heroes. Sort of. Spoilers up to 3x03. )