five times jedward nearly got off together in the big brother house, nc-17.

So this was either gonna be celebration or consolation. Consolation it is! *sigh*

Basically, this came about because Celebrity Big Brother was like, the Jedward softcore porn show. WITH ADDED KINK. Like the twincest wasn't enough, they were throwing us clingfilm bondage and crossdressing and ageplay and BDSM-y things and what is anybody even supposed to do with this. Besides write fic. GOD DAMMIT.

(Not to mention: sharing a bath, sharing a bed (well, a tower of mattresses, and top-to-tail, but still!), John writing his name on Edward's wrist, helping each other shave, checking each other out, and uh, this. JFC.)


Title: five times jedward nearly got off together in the big brother house
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash. Twincest, crossdressing, bondage. Uh...things that are on the show already, essentially.
Summary: See title?
A/N: FML.

( The thing is, they're trapped in a house with a whole bunch of other people and a whole bunch of cameras, and privacy basically doesn't exist. )

oh god, now I kind of want to write a fic in which they put all these kinks into practice upon leaving the house