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Title: the nervous system
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: R
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: Will helps Skandar study for his GCSEs, in a slightly unconventional manner.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] micolerose, who requested it. :)

Skandar puts on his very best Serious Face. 'You,' he says sternly, 'are not conducive to revision.' )
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First of all -- still obsessing over the Jonas Brothers. I downloaded their latest album and within about four days, went from being like "psh, this sucks" to liking about nine of the twelve songs. WHAT. I've been watching their Youtube videos too and being generally charmed by them, and, I don't know, it depresses me. But [livejournal.com profile] ohnojobros is an AWESOME community where comment threads often spontaneously turn into porn ficlets, and I'm starting to feel at home there. I'll probably be doing a JoBros picspam soon, not that anybody cares. XD

When you see this, post an excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

Four excerpts, all Narnia. )
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As usual...apologies for the delay. :/

Title: the night starts here (6/?): an interlude
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash and het
Summary: She's not going to get angry or lash out. She and Will don't do that, they never have. They work through problems logically, sit down with a cup of tea and talk until there's nothing left to talk about. And she knows that's what they're going to do now.
A/N: I debated about whether or not there should be smut in this chapter for a really long time. But in the end I decided it really had to be a lower rating -- it couldn't have worked any other way. Sorry if this disappoints! The sex will be back next time. ;)
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Anna watches as Will stirs his tea clumsily, the spoon clinking loudly against the sides of the mug. )
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Title: hearts collide
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: Will and Skandar sneak off together at the NMAs.
A/N: Inspired by the epic Will/Skandar hugging and handshaking and interviewer-ignoring in this video. :)

'You completely blanked that woman,' says Will as he and Skandar head inside. )
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Videos that are on anything that's not Youtube confuse the HELL out of me, but let's hope this works. Click here to go to the Leicester Square Television website and the video should be there.

  • Georgie appears around 2:18 and she talks about seeing Son Of Rambow!! For some reason it's so awesome to think of her watching that when she's going to be working with Will P. GOD I'M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO SHIP THEM, how weird is that? And she says they're not going to start filming Dawn Treader til next spring! Wtf? I thought it was supposed to be in like, a month? *sigh* Also, love her answer to whether the cast see each other a lot -- "I'm up in the north, Anna and Skandar are down south, and Will's all over the place!" But she makes it sound like they don't see each other that often. :( AWW she is so adorable, though "I will [go up] but I'll need someone to hold my hand." XD

  • I'm not entirely sure what happens after that but she looks around and goes "Was that Anna?! Oh no, it was Will -- that was quite an Anna [something]." Does she say 'squeeze' or 'scream'? It sounds like 'squeeze' but you don't see anybody touch her, lolol. OKAY GEORGIE.

  • Also LOL at Will's totally unimpressed face when he says "Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited" in like...a monotone. Awww, he likes Meryl Streep. Hahaha, "I think we'll probably go [to the party] but it depends how late it'll be. I'm basically an old Grandad, I need to be in bed at like, 10." ♥

  • OMG OMG OMG. I am writing this as I'm watching, btw, and oh my god you guys, you're going to die when you see this, omg omg. WILL AND SKANDAR DO A HANDSHAKE AND HUG AND JUST -- ACK, DYING DYING DYING. Skandar starts to walk away and talk to Will (aw!) and the interviewer is like "You're not going to leave us, are you, just when we're about to talk to you?!" and he is LOOKING AT WILL THE WHOLE TIME and ignoring her! And he and Will hug and it sounds like Will says "Happy birthday, as well!" and they do this cool handshake and the interviewer is just there with her mic out like "..." and then it cuts to Anna. OMG. *flails* I CAN'T EVEN. They start chatting (I turned the volume way up but all I can pick out is Will saying something about GCSEs) and they do this cute swaying from side-to-side thing as they talk like they REALLY want to be able to catch up away from all the cameras (and make out, obv). XD

  • Anna's seen The Dark Knight three times. XD She looks so hot when she's running her fingers through her hair, nngh. She calls Georgie 'little Georgie'!! THAT IS SO ADORABLE. I'm impressed it takes her 45 minutes to get ready, that's not too bad.
There's nothing from Skandar. :( Which's weird, because they're interviewing him at the same time as Will, but it's obviously not the same people so it's not on the LSQ compilation of interviews. They didn't get a chance because he was too wrapped up in Will. ♥


Also, Will's in this one briefly at about 1:54 saying that if they win, Georgie will be dancing on the stage and he'll have to drag her off. XD No Skandar anywhere that I can see but hopefully a video of his interview will turn up at some point soon...

EDIT: NO ONE IS HERE TO SQUEE WITH ME. D: D: D:
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FOR ME, AT LEAST.

I MEAN, I LOVED TODAY.

THERE WAS JUST...SO MUCH GREAT STUFF. There was kitten!Skandar being all adorable and basically attached to me all day. There were Skandar birthday spam posts on [livejournal.com profile] foraslaaan and [livejournal.com profile] narnia_dazzle. ([livejournal.com profile] dee_lirious's picspam was great too and made me lol. :D) There's AMAZING PORN, let me rec:

Apres Moi, Le Deluge by [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius, Will/Skandar, NC-17. BLINDFOLDS. ENOUGH SAID, OKAY. SO HOT.

and also

Your Side Of The Bed by [livejournal.com profile] hedonisticated, Will/Skandar/Anna, NC-17. It is this incredible dom!Anna thing, and I basically can't even express my love for it, just head on over there and read my ridiculously long comment. *blush* ♥

AND THEN, I saw a photo of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissing, here. I'm already convinced that they're a couple so it's not an issue of 'proof', I just think they're ridiculously adorable and I totally ship them, so more photos of them being cute = happy Jen. ♥

AND THEN I saw the Youtube video of Tilda Swinton on Letterman!


I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH. She cracked me up several times in this interview. She's just so cool, and like, casually hilarious. And I never knew that her twins were a boy and a girl? I thought it was two boys. I mean, they're called Xavier and Honor, how are you supposed to tell. XD They sound pretty awesome themselves, btw.

*happy sigh*
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BIRTHDAY PORN FOR SKANDARRR.

It feels like FOREVER since I've written good old-fashioned Will/Skandar.

LOLOL while I was writing this, Skandar-the-kitten started playing with the keyboard and ended up asking Microsoft Word to look for synonyms of 'cock'. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES. OMG KITTEN!SKANDAR I LOVE YOU SFM.

Title: wear you out
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: What did Will get Skandar for his 17th? A striptease, a lapdance, and a blowjob. Birthday porn for Skandar. XD
A/N: And also for [livejournal.com profile] fiere. Consider this your present! ♥ (This was supposed to involve Brazil in some way, shape or form, for [livejournal.com profile] inksplotched, but...it doesn't. I TRIED, BB, BUT I THINK THAT PROMPT IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE ANSWERED BY...YOU. XD)

He should probably be more disturbed than he is to find William Moseley hiding in his closet. )
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Hi, this is really quite fucked up. IDK what happened.

Title: keep me fed, keep me watered
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um. Pimp!Will and rentboy!Skandar. Angst. And Will is really mean.
Summary: It's really just PWP.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius made me do it, okay?? For the Kink Meme. Title from 'Naked But Safe' by IAMX.

Will hears the slam of the door and he smiles, shutting his book and sliding it onto the bedside table. )
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I'm working on typing out a huge collection of information from the LWW movie companion book, to use as reference for when we start writing the epic Will/Skandar project, and I have to say, it's really tempting to take things out of context or just edit out extra sentences. For example:

Skandar actually got up after the scene and gave his on-screen big brother a hug. "It was amazing," William remembers.

and

The read-through was really intimidating for Skandar. "They all seemed like they'd known each other for a long time, and I was really nervous about the audition. We'd be reading through a scene and suddenly Will would be looking right at me and not reading the script,

Hee. That is all.
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YEAH, SO. THIS WAS FUN. I FEEL REALLY DIRTY NOW.

Title: exercise the lines
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: SO NC-17 IT'S OBSCENE.
Warnings: Real person slash and het. Double penetration. Yes, you read that right.
Summary: Prompt: Double penetration, whereas it is mentioned how Will and Skan feel each other's cocks while doing it to Anna.
A/N: First of all, this has nothing to do with The Night Starts Here. It's for the kink meme, for [livejournal.com profile] jemmir, who I thank PROFUSELY for the prompt because it has pushed me to write something that I have been dying to write for longer than I will admit. Also hi, this is ridiculously dirty, just so you know.

'Okay,' says Skandar. It's a pretty boring, ordinary word for him to be using considering the circumstances, but it's the only one that comes to mind. )
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You guys. YOU GUYSSSS.

There's some kind of ITV special thing on Prince Caspian, idk what it is, but it's on Youtube and there is more Will and Skandar and teasing and TOUCHING and I just. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

I'm going to post the links because otherwise I would be SPAMMING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FLISTS, so here:

Part One.

Will and Skandar's bit starts around 6:55. THEIR BICKERING. IT KILLS ME. The interviewer asks if Skandar was jealous of all the stunts Will got to do, and Will is all "HE WAS SOOOO JEALOUS." And they bicker and are ridiculously cute, and then he is very sarcastic and rubs Skandar's shoulder a lot, and basically, I just die. *flails*

Part Two.

LOL at around 4:55, she asks how long they took to get ready tonight, and Skandar says "Not very long. 5 minutes." YES, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING A TABLECLOTH, SKANDAR. ♥ Agh but then he goes "On the other hand," and prods Will's chest, and says "Ten minutes before we were supposed to go, he was lying around in his dressing gown doing sudoku!" LOL OMG. Will is all "It's a good way to relax!!" I can't believe he just chucks on his suit and goes, though. Like, I would have thought he would spend ages ~preparing his look~. Also, even when Skandar is standing up, he fidgets. He like, sways from side to side. WHY IS IT SO ADORABLE.

Anna seems to get kind of embarrassed when the interviewer says "The boys scrub up quite nice, don't they?" And LOL at Bin Bons, "I don't know how to pose."

Part Three.

A quiz called 'Answer Aslan' (so not as good as 'Rock The Caspian' in the T4 special, jsyk) starts at 1:45ish. LOL I love how excited Georgie gets over the games. Will and Skandar get so ~involved~ in the 'who's the fourth in line to the British throne?' question. LOLOL and Will gets all bitchy and is like "Oh come on, how are we supposed to know this stuff?" WILMOS, I LOVE YOU. His competitiveness cracks me up.

And then they're asked a multiple choice question about which band did the song 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' and Will, like, shakes his finger at the interviewer and grabs Skandar's arm and is all "WELL IT WASN'T THE BACKSTREET BOYS" as if this question is vitally important to the future of the world. And when he can't think of three famous mice, he mutters "oh, what is this" ahahaha. But then Skandar lists some off and Will is all *fingersnap* "He's gooood!" LOL I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS.

Also wtf they play Sigur Ros over slow-motion red carpet shots. ALSO, I used to straighten my hair, like, religiously, and Anna-with-straight-hair in these interviews is freaking me out because she reminds me more of me than she ever has. O_O AAAALSO, does anyone else find it equally hilarious and irritating when someone says Skandar's name 'SkanDAR KEENS'? Like, I crack up every time, but also find it annoying. COULD YOU REALLY NOT DO SOME RESEARCH. >:(

Also -- this is my last 'also', I promise, HOW DID IT GET TO BE NEARLY 4AM, I SHOULD PROBABLY SLEEP.
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Why did I not write bottom!Skandar sooner?!

Title: the night starts here (5/?)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Anna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash and het. Real people.
Summary: It would be easier, maybe, if the main thing was the jealousy. But it's not. The jealousy is definitely there -- he has to admit that, as much as he hates to -- but it's mixed up with so many other things that it seems hardly relevant.
A/N: This is a bit longer than usual.
[Part 1. ¦ Part 2. ¦ Part 3. ¦ Part 4. ¦ Part 5. ¦ Part 6. ¦ Part 7a & Part 7b. ¦ Part 8a & Part 8b. ¦ TBC]

Will doesn't hear from Skandar or Anna for three days. )

SQUEE.

Jul. 5th, 2008 12:37 am
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THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING EVER OMFG.



THEY ARE SO IN LOVE. IN LOVE, I TELL YOU.

They lean in to each other so much, their shoulders touching, and their smiiiiles omg. And Skandar says that Edmund's whole character and plot is 'with Peter'!! The way they look at each other just KILLS ME. Also I love how Skandar says they did lots of bungee-jumping and they "found everything [they] could jump off and jumped off it" lololol.

Skandar - That was the highest one we did.
Will (with sly smile) - Yeah, but it wasn't the best.
Skandar - Yeah, no. (looks down)

They're totally talking about how they had high-on-adrenaline!sex after the "best" bungee-jump. *nods* THEY ARE, DON'T EVEN TRY AND TELL ME OTHERWISE.

ALSO WHY DO I LOVE SKANDAR'S EYEBROWS SO MUCH, WTF.
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:D

Title: correspondence (4/4)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: A series of letters exchanged between Will and Skandar while Skandar is away filming Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
A/N: 'Your snard' comes from this picture of a letter Will sent to one of his fansites. It actually says 'your friend', but it really doesn't look like it. Also, this is finished now! D: I had a lot of fun writing it, I'm so glad you guys had fun reading it too. :) 1/4 here. 2/4 here. 3/4 here.

Subject: Michael doesn't know any New Zealand trivia, does he? )
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OMGWTF HOW AM I WRITING SO MUCH.

Title: correspondence (3/4)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: A series of letters exchanged between Will and Skandar while Skandar is in Mexico filming Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
A/N: It's going to be a little longer before the last part, because I'm going away for a couple of days, so I thought I'd get this up as quickly as I could. XD 1/4 here. 2/4 here. 4/4 here.

It is Christmas Eve and Will and Skandar are somewhat, er, busy, in Skandar's trailer when Will's phone beeps. )

EDIT: I HAVE SOME SERIOUSLY AWESOME PEOPLE ON MY FLIST, OKAY.

THE PEPSI NOTE and THE SANDWICH NOTE by [livejournal.com profile] dee_lirious

AND

THE MIRROR NOTE and AN EXAMPLE OF A POSTCARD THAT BEN MAY HAVE SENT WILL AT SOME POINT by [livejournal.com profile] thisissirius
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Title: correspondence (2/4)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: A series of letters exchanged between Will and Skandar while Skandar is in Mexico filming Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
A/N: Email address ideas courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] diskoandlace. A few references: nickname 'Wizzle' from the Prince Caspian Movie Companion book, nickname 'Skandalous' from this article, and Hyrise is a boyband that Ben used to be in. No, seriously. Also I totally lied before, this is going to have to be a four-parter. 1/4 here. 3/4 here. 4/4 here.

Subject: Letters are slow and old-fashioned. )

*dies*

Jun. 30th, 2008 10:29 pm
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ONE OF THESE DAYS, FANDOM IS GOING TO GIVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK, I SWEAR.

The Natural Flow of Things by [livejournal.com profile] moonythestrals, Will/Skandar, NC-17. IT HAS CARS AND PORN AND AMAZING WRITING AND BASICALLY, I AM COMPLETELY INCOHERENT.
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Title: correspondence (1/4)
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar
Rating: PG
Warnings: Real person slash
Summary: A series of letters exchanged between Will and Skandar while Skandar is in Mexico filming Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
A/N: Thanks to like, my entire flist, for the detailed speculation on what everybody's handwriting might look like, to [livejournal.com profile] diskoandlace for the title, and to [livejournal.com profile] __sine for ideas concerning Mexican presidents and fishing!Ben. 2/4 here. 3/4 here. 4/4 here.

William Moseley to Skandar Keynes, mid-October, 2008. )
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I made a really embarrassing high-pitched noise when I saw these just now on [livejournal.com profile] narnia_dazzle. :/

Photobucket

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Also, just so you know, Will's shirt? WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY.
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WHAT. NO, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: no catch, no beat
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Will/Skandar/Ben
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Real person slash.
Summary: There is no time for reflection between countries.
A/N: I DIDN'T REALLY WRITE THIS. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. D:

'I don't even think he really *likes* you,' says Skandar, fidgeting, fingers tapping against his lower lip in feigned nonchalance. )

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